(The following silly moment is a Parody of Love My Lips by Larry The Cucumber. The author does not own the song, however he does own the parody.)
French Narrator: And now its time for Silly Moments with Daisy, the part of the Fan Fiction where Daisy comes out and has a silly moment. Today we join Daisy talking with Dr. Princess (From Adventure Time) and telling her about her darkest fear.
Daisy: If my buns ever left my back, packed some gear and headed west that'd be to bad. I'd feel so sad.
DP: My, That'd be too bad, you feel so sad?"
Daisy: That's be too bad.
DP: Alrighty.
Daisy: If my buns said "Adios! I don't like men, I think they're gross", that'd be too bad. I might get mad.
DP: I see, That'd be too bad, you might get mad?
Daisy: That'd be too bad.
DP: Fascinating.
Daisy: If my buns left for the east, walked away and punched my cheeks, that'd be too bad. I'd call my dad.
DP: That'd be too bad, you'd call your dad
Daisy: That'd be too bad.
DP: Hold on, your father?
Daisy: Yes.
DP: So basically what you're saying is, if your buns ever left you…
Daisy: That'd be too bad, I'd feel so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my dad, that's be too bad.
DP: That'd be too bad?
Daisy: That's be too bad.
DP: Why?
Daisy: Cause I love my buns. (Scatting while dancing around)
DP: My gosh, this is more serious than I thought it was. (Holds up some pictures) Can you tell me what this is?
Daisy: Buns
DP: This?
Daisy: Buns
DP: And this?
Daisy: Buns, buns, bun-bun-bun, buns, buns, bun-bun-bun, buns, buns, bun-bun-bun, buuuuuuuuuuuns, buns buns buns!
DP: Daisy, tell my about your childhood.
Daisy: When I was just 4 years old, I left my buns out in the cold, and they turned blue, what could I do?
DP: Oh dear, they turned blue, what could you do?
Daisy: They turned blue
DP: I see.
Daisy: One day at a science fair, I sat on an experiment chair. It had fangs, and it felt strange.
DP: Oh my, it had fangs and it felt strange
Daisy: It had fangs.
DP: Yikes.
Daisy: 6 days after I turned 10, got my buns stuck in a gate, my friends all laughed, And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Isaac who got stung by a bee - right on the ass - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Spanish and I only knew like three words in Spanish except now I know four because Isaac taught me the word for lip: Bollos!
DP: Your friends all laughed…. Bollos? How do you spell that?
Daisy: Beats me.
DP: So basically when you were younger…
Daisy: They turned blue, what could I do, the chair had fangs and it felt strange, my friends all laughed… Bollos!
DP: I'm confused here.
Daisy: I love my buns! (Scatts some more)
French Narrator: This has been silly moments with Daisy. Tune in next time to see Daisy do something silly like say…
Daisy: Have I ever told me what happened to my boobs?
DP: Oh look at the time.