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A/N" Oh my God! 21 reviews! Thank you all for being so generous! I want to cry. Anyway. Sorry if I didn't update soon so here's another chapter for all you pips there!

Chapter 4: It's P.E. Period.

Okay. So maybe we could say that it's an pretty NORMAL day today. But5 I'm afraid it's not. Last week. Neji and Tenten got detention and OROCHIMARU as their teacher.

Today's Monday and we all know what's special today is!

It's P.E. time!

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"Damn it!" Ino said. "What's wrong pig?" Sakura just mocked Ino. "Watch your mouth forehead girl or you'll get it." Ino started to crack her knuckles. "Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. I'm scared. Help me Lord, help me!" Sakura talked in a small squeaky voice. "Why you………"

"Okay! That's enough. You haven't worn your p.e. uniform yet." Tenten just scolded them. Like a mother. "So what's up Ino." Hinata asked. (To those who are confused with Hinata. She's not shy in my fic. ) "Last year's P.E teacher was Kakashi-sensei right?" Ino said. "Guess who's our teacher THIS YEAR." Ino continued.

"Asuma-sensei?" Hinata asked.

"Wrong."

"How about Anko-sensei?" This time Sakura asked.

"Nope."

"Well who is it?" Tenten asked.

"Girls……get ready for your worst nightmare.

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"GOODMORNING MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! I AM MAITO GAI! YOUR P.E. TEACHER FOR THIS YEAR!

YOU SHALL YOUR YOUTH IN MY CLASS AND BE PROUD OF IT………………"

"Oh my god." Sakura's jaw opened as she stred at the babbling teacher.

"Told you so." Ino said.

"Why him? I would appreciate the 'never-been -on-time-teacher' to be our sensei in p.e. But him!" Hinata complained.

"Tsunade-sama wants us to die early." Tenten said.

"NOW WHY WOULD YOU DIE EARLY AMA-SAN. DON'T WORRY ABOUT DEATH FOR YOUR YOUTHFUL SPIRIT AND YOUTHFUL MIND WILL BRING YOU FAR FROM YOUTHFUL DEATH!"

"Gai-sensei you're so cool!" Lee shouted. Everybody shivered.

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!" and they hugged each other with the sunset background.

"This is one heck of a P.E. class. It's gonna be deeper than hell." Ino whispered to Sakura.

"Damn right." Sakura whispered back.

"I HEARD THAT! NOW! EVERYONE. 200 LAPS AROUND THE FIELD! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Gai shouted. Everyone groaned in complaint and on with their laps as Lee and Gai continued hugging. I know. Disgusting.

At the very front of the line of students TRYING to run 200 laps, you could see the A.N.B.U leading.

"Can't believe Gai is our teacher in. p.e.." Naruto said.

"Shut your mouth dobe and quit complaining. You think someone's happy about Gai being our teacher?" Sasuke said.

"Lee's enjoying. I mean look at him. He's hugging Gai." Neji said.

"Damn Ino! If she just didn't let Gai hear her we wouldn't be running 200 laps. Troublesome woman." Shikamaru muttered.

"SHIKAMARU! YOUR DEAD MEAT LAZY ASS!" Ino heard him.

"Damn. Even her got sharp ears. Gotta run." So Shikamaru and Ino finished the 200 laps at once.

"Woah." Everyone went like O.O

"Always thought that Ino is a pig but she finished the 200 laps." Sakura whispered to Sasuke. "I thought Shikamaru was lazy and can't lift his heavy butt."

"YOUR NEXT FOREHEAD GIRL!"

"Shit."

"UCHIHA YOUR GOING DOWN!"

"Great. Sakura wait for me!"

"So how's life Neji?" Tenten, Hinata, Naruto and Neji was at the benches drinking tea and chatting with each other. "Quite alright."

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"I AM HAPPY FOR SASUKE AND SAKURA FOR FINISHING MY 200 LAPS. MAY YOUTH SPIRIT CONTINUE TO GUIDE YOU! BUT I AM VERY PROUD OF INO AND SHIKAMARU FOR FINISHING 400 LAPS. THAT'S THE YOUTHFUL WAY IN OUR YOUTHFUL SCHOOL FOR MY YOUTHFUL CLASS……………." And yatte yatta ya………blah blah blah…………… Everyone went back to their lockers except Lee who was taking down notes and listening intently to his favorite teacher.

Expect this to happen every P.E. period.

And that's it for this chappie. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I am so so so so so so so so so so ………………………………………………………………sorry for my late update. School activities are driving me nuts! Anyway please review or I shall not. Take note. NOT update soon. If possible discontinue this story.

Just kidding!