SasoDei Just Another Day

by Keono

Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get the drill!

4. Chapter 4

SasoDei – Just Another Day

Part 4

A Collab between Keono and Woolfy

"MAKE IT SHUT UP!" Deidara screamed for the fifth time that morning. After they had been so rudely interrupted by the doll it wouldn't shut up for the whole night and it wasn't stopping now.

"This thing is broken, Deidara! Why don't you fix it again?" Sasori pleaded as he tried both magnets at the same time.

"FINE! I'LL FUCKING FIX IT, UN!" He grabbed it from the redhead, turned the baby over and pulled off the clothes to reveal an opening on its back. He pulled the plastic off, uncovering the thing's batteries, before taking them out. The stupid doll finally stopped crying, and Deidara dropped it on the floor. When Sasori made a move to grab it, the blonde stopped him, "LEAVE IT ALONE! I NEED FUCKING SLEEP SO OUR ACTUAL BABY IS HAPPY, UN!" Sasori was about to tell the blonde that sleep didn't affect their unborn child, but Deidara didn't let him say anything before storming off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

Sasori gave a groan, hoping that their actual baby would be better natured than the stupid demon doll from hell. He picked the thing up and placed it back in the carrier before he moved to their bedroom, opening the door to find the blonde lying with his back to the red head. Sasori gave a sigh of absolute exhaustion, crawling onto the bed as well, giving the blonde a kiss on the cheek, "It's not my fault, Babe. I'm sure our baby won't be that bad, especially if it has my temperament~" Deidara mumbled something that sounded like a threat, but he couldn't quite hear it.

Sasori wrapped his arms around the younger male, pressing his back against the red head's chest, pulling the covers high over the both of them. It took them a few minutes to finally get to sleep, but the baby no longer cried.

-x-

Kurenai looked down at the doll, sweat dropping slightly, "Well, I'm surprised that it wasn't thrown out the window…So you get points for that…But you fail for taking the batteries out."

"It wasn't our fault, un! The stupid thing was broken and we couldn't even read the stupid instructions!" Deidara sneered and crossed his arms, pouting with irritation.

"…" Kurenai gave a frown of thought, before she released a sigh, "Well…I do know something that you could try that surely wouldn't be broken and it doesn't have instructions…But I'm putting a lot of trust and responsibility into you guys…"

"What is it?" Sasori blinked at the woman, jumping slightly once Kurenai's son was placed into the twenty year old's arms.

"I'm going out with my husband tonight and need someone to baby sit my son. I'll let you both look after him for tonight…But dare hurt my baby, and I don't care how pregnant you are, I'll kill you both!" There were flames in the background and a shadow blocked out the top half of her face. They both quickly nodded, and then she gave a smile, all the dramatic special effects fading, "Good! You can return him to me at the start of school tomorrow~" She handed them a bag which contained some diapers, a few bottles of milk, some toys, and a few other necessities that the baby would need. "Remember~ I'm trusting you~ So don't screw this up…Or else…"

Deidara blinked as the woman just left, and then looked at her offspring. He casually looked up at Deidara and smiled. "What the fuck?" He finally processed what his teacher had said and looked up at Sasori. "She gave us her baby, un?" The boy looked at Sasori and reached up to pull on his bright red hair.

Sasori ignored it and sighed. "Yep. This'll be the last test to see if we're ready to be parents. Isn't that right," He cooed till he realized he had no idea what the baby's name was. "Shit. What's his name?"

Deidara shrugged and Sasori rolled his eyes before giving the blonde the very heavy bag. "Why do I have to carry this, un?" Deidara whined.

"Do you want to carry Kurenai's very fragile baby instead?" Sasori raised an eyebrow as the baby began cooing and drooling all over his shirt. "Come on let's go." When the trio finally got home, Deidara tried to ignore Sasori playing with the baby. Whenever he wanted to make a stupid comment the baby just interrupted him with a giggle or Sasori did something to make the little boy burst into laughter. By seven o'clock Deidara was seething on the couch while Sasori was feeding Kurenai's son with a bottle. "You know," Sasori started as he sat down by Deidara who just scooted away. "You're supposed to help too."

Deidara just continued to watch a show about some chick who wanted the perfect wedding but everything turned out to be a disaster. "It seems that you have everything under control," He said between his teeth. "Why am I even here if I can't do anything?"

Sasori opened his mouth to respond but was interrupted by the baby throwing up on him. "Shit," He grumbled as the baby began to cry. "You can help with this," He said quickly as he walked to the bathroom. Deidara followed behind slowly where he found Sasori filling the tub with water that went around the baby's waist. He was still crying, little streams of tears leaking from his eyes. Sasori tried to clean him up only to be splashed by water from the baby's fit.

Deidara rolled his eyes and shoved Sasori out of the way. He made shushing noises and leaned forward only to have the little boy pull on his hair. "Little-" He stopped himself and took a deep breath. He finished cleaning the baby, Sasori watching with astonishment as Deidara pulled the boy out of the water. "Go get some clothes," he demanded as he began drying the baby with a towel. He was still sniffling but now shivering from the cold. Deidara wrapped the towel around him tighter before Sasori came with some new clothes.

"You handled that well," Sasori said with a smirk.

Deidara narrowed his eyes. "I just made him shut up, but since you have all the parental instinct why don't you take care of him? In fact, take care of this baby as well because I'm sure you don't need my help," Deidara said, on the bridge of being in tears.

Sasori gave him a smile, moving close to give the blonde a peck on the lips, "But I like having your help, Babe~ In fact, I need your help right now~" Deidara blinked at him, "I need to change my shirt, so I'll need you to dress the baby~ Thanks, love you Babe~" He once again kissed the blonde, handing him the spare clothes which had been in the bag that Kurenai had given to them, before he left the room.

Deidara blanched and gave a sneer, but was distracted by the sound of a plaintive whimper. He looked down at the baby in his arms, his expression softening slightly at the sight of the puppy dog eyes with tears running from them. "Awww, it's okay~" He smiled at the small face, rocking the bundle for a few moments before flushing as he realised what he had just said. DAMMIT! HE WAS STARTING TO FALL FOR THE BABY'S CHARM AS WELL! …It looked kind of cute when it was miserable~

Deidara rolled his eyes before exiting the bathroom, walking to the nursery so that he could lay the baby down on the changing table. The baby gave a vocal whimper once the blonde pulled the towel away, due to the cold, causing the male to roll his eyes, picking up a diaper, wondering faintly what it would be like if it were his own child that he was taking care of. After a few moments, he realised that he had put the diaper on the baby without even having to think about it, and without making the boy even more miserable. Deidara raised an eyebrow at it, before giving a sigh, continuing to dress the little boy.

The blonde jumped slightly when he felt someone sneak up from behind him and wrap their arms around the younger male's growing waist, "How's it going?" Sasori began to kiss at Deidara's neck affectionately, looking over his shoulder at the now happy baby, "Need any help?"

"I'm fine, un!" Deidara sneered and pushed the red head away, still mad at him, picking the baby up in his arms, "I'll give all my attention to this little monster and see how you like to be ignored!" The blonde stormed out of the room and Sasori rolled his eyes, though happy that the younger male was starting to fall victim to his maternal impulses. The red head moved to the living room, where he found the blonde rocking the baby in his arms, humming a soft tune which sounded similar to a lullaby. Sasori smiled at the sight of the motherly side of his lover, and the red head went to the kitchen in order to make them some dinner.

Once dinner was made Deidara was eating with the baby in his lap drinking from a new bottle. Sasori had made some salad and rice with vegetables which Deidara said was almost too fancy. "Time for bed, Babe," Sasori said as he kissed the side of the blonde's head. "Do you want me to help put him to sleep?" As he stood up and began cleaning the dishes. Deidara shook his head and went to the nursery, a blanket and bottle already in hand. He swaddled the tired, little boy and began rocking him with the bottle in his mouth. A few minutes later sleep came over him and Deidara set him down in the crib. "Wow, Babe~" Deidara sighed when he felt a pair of arms wrap around his waist. "Good job."

Deidara rolled his eyes and they headed off to bed.

-x-

Deidara was woken up rudely when he heard a baby's cry; unfortunately taking out batteries couldn't fix anything. "Danna~" He whined, shoving Sasori. "I put him to sleep~"

The redhead grunted and got out of bed, only in a pair of boxers. Deidara heard some cluttering in the kitchen and he was sick and tired of the baby crying so he went to the nursery (actually in pyjamas), the little nightlight still shining. He made shushing sounds as he picked up Kurenai's son, gently rocking him; again he sang a lullaby as Sasori got a bottle of milk warmed up. "Isn't this sweet?"

"Shut up, Danna~" Deidara said in a sing-song voice. Sasori just smirked gently and handed Deidara the bottle.

"You seem to have things under control," He commented.

Deidara scowled but let his lover go back to bed. They did have to leave a little early tomorrow to drop off the baby. Once the little boy fell asleep again Deidara placed him in the crib gently and went back to bed. "You didn't have to be so mean as to leave me. What if I threw him out a window?"

Sasori chuckled. "You're already too fond of him." The redhead pecked his lips. "Night, Babe~" He whispered as he wrapped his arm around his lover's growing waist. "And, Baby~" The red head chuckled again, "But just remember that we have to give Kurenai's baby back tomorrow morning, but don't be sad~ In roughly ten weeks we'll have our own little baby to look after~"

Deidara gave a groan of irritation and spoke with heavy sarcasm, "I can hardly contain my joy, un…" Sasori rolled his eyes and they both soon fell asleep.

-x-

They made it to school early so that Sasori wouldn't have to leave for work right away. This time Sasori was the one holding the bag and Deidara was carrying the woman's son, the little baby giving a giggle and tugging at his hair. The blonde couldn't be bothered to tell him off, giving a soft yawn as they entered the school building, making their way to Kurenai's office. They found her pacing back and forth, obviously worried, and she jumped once she saw them enter the room.

She seemed especially shocked once she saw that Deidara was the one holding her son, and then she was even more shocked once she realised he was alright. Kurenai hurried over to them, taking her son and meticulously began to go over him to make sure he was all in one piece. The boy giggled and tugged at his mother's hair, drooling happy bubbles that made the blonde cringe in disgust. "How was he, Sasori?"

"Only cried once at night…Deidara took really good care of him, didn't you Babe?" Sasori put his arm around the blonde and the younger male just cringed in embarrassment. "Even I was surprised…No offence, Babe~" The red head gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and Deidara just mumbled something under his breath.

"Really?" Sasori gave a nod and the blonde just remained looking away from everyone. "Well…It's good to know that you're better at coping with real babies as opposed to mechanical/plastic ones…I think that you'll only need a few more Maternity Classes; just until the end of the week so I can be sure you're ready." She smiled at them thankfully, bouncing the baby in her arms, "Thanks for watching him; it was the first time my husband and I got to go out since the baby was born~" Kurenai gave her son a kiss on the forehead, and then smiled at the two males once more, "If you ever want to babysit him then you're free to do so…But no I won't trade him for yours; he's my little baby and I don't care how much you love him~"

"It's alright," Sasori gave a smirk, "I'm sure our baby will be just as adorable~ Right Babe?" The blonde just mumbled something and Sasori chuckled lightly, "Especially if it looks like you, Babe~" Deidara flushed and the red head gave a sigh, "Well, I'll have to start heading to work now." He placed the bag down on Kurenai's desk, gave Deidara a quick peck on the lips and then exited the room after saying goodbye.

"You should get to class, Deidara," Kurenai said, not taking her eyes off her baby.

The blonde nodded and headed to his first period class with Konan. It was still as boring as ever, but he tried to take as many notes as possible without falling asleep. Just waking up once from a baby was exhausting. "What's up, Dei?" Konan whispered as the teacher began yelling at a boy who was slacking off.

Deidara groaned. "Sasori and I had to babysit Kurenai's baby last night," He grumbled. "He only woke up once but I'm still tired from that."

Konan's orange eyes went wide. "She actually let you take care of her baby?" She practically yelled, catching the teacher's attention.

"Ms Ao, please refrain from yelling while I am yelling please."

Konan waved her hand at the teacher still looking at her friend. "Yeah, yeah. But why?" Their teacher went back to lecturing and Deidara rolled his eyes.

"She's been forcing us to take baby classes and she said that we needed a real test, not just a doll; so she gave us her baby, un. It wasn't that hard; Sasori ignored me and took care of him till he got thrown up on and I took him then... Why're you looking at me like that, un?"

Konan looked like she could cry tears of joy at the moment as she cupped her face adoringly. "You guys are so flipping cute! You guys are gonna have the cutest baby ever!"

"Ms Ao-"

"Shh! I'm talking!" Konan interrupted. "What next?"

Deidara sighed. "I put him to sleep and when he woke up Sasori made a bottle, and I put him back to sleep again, un. But I never want to do that again. It's fucking exhausting!" Their teacher stopped his complaining entirely and ignored the duo.

"But you'll have your own baby and it'll be so cute~! Did you guys decide on names yet? You guys have to! Do it at the baby classes! If it's a girl then I can raise her in the art of yaoi! Even if it's a boy!" Konan went on and on and Deidara just let his head fall on his desk.

"This is all your fault," He sneered at his stomach, getting a kick in return.

-x-

Deidara ate lunch like usual, his friends doing the same but Deidara had noticed something. Tobi would usually sulk around their table but for the past week he wasn't even there. Sure Deidara liked it but it just seemed weird. "SEMPAI!" The blonde cringed and turned around to see Tobi running at him, getting ready for a hug. As he was a few inches away, Kisame picked the boy off the ground, but Tobi's legs kept on going. "Tobi missed you! Tobi went on vacation and got Sempai a lot of things! Like chocolate and seashells!"

"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING; GET LOST ALREADY, UN!" Deidara sneered at the idiot, crossing his arms in rejection.

"But Sempai!" The idiot didn't stop trying to run to the blonde, though Kisame still held him in midair, "Tobi wants to see how much Tobi's baby has grown!"

Deidara glared dangerously at the idiot, "I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION FUCKING TIMES! THIS ISN'T YOUR FUCKING BABY! IT'S SASORI'S, YOU BASTARD! GO DIE!" The blonde gave the blue haired male a look, and Kisame tossed the boy across the room. "I hate that guy so much, un…"

Deidara scowled and the rest of the group agreed, continuing with their food.

-x-

The blonde took a seat at his usual place in art class, looking around, bored, though he stopped once he saw Kurenai's baby playing on the floor. Deidara shot it a sneer, but the little boy was too busy playing with his toys to notice. The blonde soon gave a sigh and rolled his eyes, reminding himself that he only had to bear one more week before he would be allowed to stay at home. The baby suddenly caught sight of him, giving a smile as it recognised the blonde, and Deidara watched with horror as the creature crawled towards him, forgetting its toys. It reached the blonde a minute later and began tugging at the bottom of his pants.

Deidara gave an annoyed groan, leaning downwards and picking the thirty five week old boy up in his arms, resting him lightly on his growing belly. The baby smiled and made a move to grab the blonde's hair, tugging on his locks while giving a giggle. Deidara frowned down at the stupid creature, pulling the baby's hand away from his hair, "Stop acting so innocent, un; I hate you." The blonde sneered down at Kurenai's son, though jumped slightly once he heard a series of loud 'AWWW'ing noises. He looked up to see all of the girls of the class standing in the doorway, giving him puppy dog expressions as they stared at the pregnant blonde holding Kurenai's child.

He blinked at them, giving a scowl, and as soon as Konan sat down next to him he shoved the baby into her arms. She smirked at him, giggling as the baby began to fidget, wanting the blonde to hold him, "Awww, I think he loves you~ Just remember, you can't love him more than your own baby~"

Deidara gave her a bitter glare, "Don't worry, I won't love him more that this parasite~ Firstly because I hate him, and secondly, I hate this stupid thing growing inside of me as welll, un. So there…" He cringed once the baby began to cry at being separated from Deidara, and Kurenai rushed into the room at the sound of her son's misery, giving a sigh once she saw the reason why he was in tears.

The woman took her child from the bluenette's arms, the baby immediately stopping his wails at being in his mother's embrace, "Enough of that." Deidara gave a sigh of relief as Kurenai took her baby away, beginning to teach her lesson while holding her child.

-x-

"Fuck, Danna!" Deidara groaned as he fell on their couch, exhausted from another day of baby classes. "Just three more days and we're done!" The blonde heard a chuckle from the kitchen and Sasori stepped out with a plate of food.

"Not yet, Babe~ You still have to have the baby," Sasori said, sitting next to the blonde with a plate of sliced apples.

"Don't remind me, un," Deidara groaned as he reached for an apple slice, before taking a big bite. "This thing is making me fucking hungry all the time," He complained around the bit of food in his mouth.

Sasori chuckled and shook his head. "Eating for two... As far as we know."

Deidara's eyes went wide and he stared at his lover in fear. "If there is another one of these things I swear I will kill myself, un."

The redhead chuckled and wrapped an arm around Deidara. "The chances are very unlikely, Babe~" Sasori said against the blonde's head. "Besides I think we could handle two babies-"

"Don't knock it till you try it," Deidara interrupted before turning on the tv.

"All you do is watch TV! Why not read a book?" Sasori asked as he stood up, leaving the plate of apples for the blonde. "We can have a reading contest again and we can bet something."

Deidara looked at Sasori. "Anything?"

"No we will not give the baby up for adoption." Sasori smirked and walked to his bedroom. "How about you read a book and if you finish it before the maternity classes are over, I give you a special prize," He yelled from the room.

Deidara sighed and awkwardly got up with an apple slice before walking to the bedroom himself. "What do I get, un?"

Sasori just smirked and grabbed a book from under his bed. "Aw, this one shall do! Read it," He said tossing it to the blonde who caught it easily.

"Can you massage my feet while I read it?" Deidara asked as he went to lie down on their bed.

Sasori raised a brow and looked at Deidara. "Why?"

"They hurt. Probably from me having to carry around the baby all day; plus my back hurts," Deidara complained as he opened up the book. Sasori rolled his eyes and sighed.

"I guess." He sat down on the bed by his lover's feet and began massaging the blonde's feet. Deidara just gave a small sigh and put down his book. Yes, he enjoyed being pampered very much. "Brat." And the rubbing stopped. "I'll only massage if you read."

Deidara groaned and looked at his Danna pleadingly. "But it feels really good~ Just this once, un?" Deidara asked, trying to give Sasori the puppy dog eyes.

The red head gave a sigh, "Fine, but remember that you have to finish the book by the time we finish our Maternity Classes…And also, we have to discuss baby names." Deidara gave a groan but made no other vocal complaints, instead moaning once the red head continued to massage his feet. "Okay…So we have to come up with a name for either gender, and maybe have a few extra just in case we have twins…Or triplets~"

Deidara gave him a horrified expression, "If we have triplets I am definitely killing myself." The blonde glowered at the red head and Sasori just chuckled, continuing to massage the younger male's aching feet, "So what names do you have in mind, un?"

"I don't know," Sasori shrugged in thought, "how about I choose the name for a girl and you choose a male name?"

"Fine…Okay, so if it's a boy…" Deidara gave a moan as the red head continued to massage his feet, "We'll call it Fuck-Tard…Or would Shit-Head be better, un?"

Sasori stopped his ministrations, shooting the blonde an unimpressed expression, "Either you act serious or I'm not continuing." Deidara gave a groan, dropping his head back into the pillows, "Good." Sasori once again started to rub the younger male's feet, "If it's a girl, I was thinking of the name Ayla. What do you think?"

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Sasori rolled his eyes and stopped massaging the blonde's feet, turning the younger male onto his stomach and kneeling over him. Deidara moaned loudly once the red head began to message his aching back.

"Now you have to come up with a name in case it's a boy…A real name that I agree to." Sasori continued to work his magic on the blonde's back, making Deidara give another moan, nuzzling the pillows.

The blonde was barely listening to the red head, too delighted at having his sore back massaged, grabbing onto the bed sheets, "Fuuuckkk~ You're my hero, Danna~" His words were muffled due to the pillows, so Sasori heard differently.

"Hiro? As in Hiroshi?" Sasori gave a thoughtful expression, stopping his ministrations before giving a smirk, flipping the blonde over unexpectedly. Deidara gave a groan, but was interrupted by a passionate kiss. The blonde moaned into Sasori's mouth, wrapping his arms around the red head's neck, though the older male pulled away far too quickly, "I like it~" Sasori gave a chuckle and nuzzled the younger male's neck, "So if the baby is a girl we'll call her Ayla, and if he's a boy we'll call him Hiroshi~"

"Whatever, un." Deidara just tried to pull the red head down into another kiss, but the older male simply gave him a peck before getting off of the bed, causing the blonde to give a whimper, "Where are you going~?"

"You have some reading to do, Babe~" Sasori smirked and moved over to the closet, taking out a box which held his puppet making tools, "Besides, I've had absolutely no time for my own hobby~" He took a seat on the bed and handed the blonde his book as he set to work on his puppets.

Deidara gave a grumble and began to read, though after several hours he fell asleep, curled up against the older male's leg. Sasori smiled down at his love, his eyes slipping to his growing baby bump. So…Ayla or Hiroshi…

-x-

"Yes!" Deidara cheered as he and Sasori headed to their last baby class. "We're almost done, un!"

"Have you finished your book yet?" Sasori asked, ignoring the blonde's enthusiasm to being over with their maternity classes.

Deidara sneered. "I'm almost done, un. Besides I have the end of the day to finish the book, right?"

Sasori sighed. "I suppose so... What do you plan to do while I'm at work?" He opened the door to the daycare and Deidara stepped in just to get swarmed by children.

Deidara shrugged. "I don't know. Watch TV, maybe take up reading, un," He replied before walking past the children who just whined as he walked away. Deidara saw his lover kneel down and pat one of the kids on the head before talking to them. He was smiling, obviously trying to cheer the brat up. The younger male just rolled his eyes and went over to Kurenai who looked very serious.

"Where's Sasori?" She asked as she set out some diapers.

Deidara nudged his head over to the redhead who was now walking over to them. "Sorry, I was trying to get one of the kids to stop crying. Why so cold, Babe~? You made little kids cry without even saying anything." Deidara glared at Sasori, daring him to taunt him again. Sasori chuckled and held up his hands. "Just kidding, Babe; no need for the evil look."

Deidara sighed and looked over at Kurenai. "Well... Today you will be watching over all the children of the daycare!" Both males blanched and Deidara was planning on faking labour just to get out of it. "Now only for an hour, because the sitters are very tired and we're going to go out for coffee!" She handed her son to Deidara who just groaned. "Their parents will be coming sooner or later so enjoy! You know where the supplies are." Kurenai quickly grabbed her purse and ran out the door with two other women.

"What... The fuck, un?" Deidara looked at Sasori who just smirked down at him.

"Maybe this will help us if we want more kids."

Deidara's eyes turned dark and Kurenai's son was trying to get out of his grip, actually feeling his dark aura. "If you get me pregnant again I will chop off your balls with a rusty spork!"

Sasori rolled his eyes and took Kurenai's son from the blonde's arms, the child shaking and burying his face in the red head's shirt, "I was only joking, Babe~ The doctors could operate during the caesarean to undo whatever it was that that woman did to you when you were little, so this will probably be our first and last pregnancy…Although, if you do end up having twins…~" He smirked and Deidara beared his teeth at the older male, giving a dark growl, and the red head just chuckled, leaning forward and giving the blonde a kiss on the cheek, "Relax, Love, I was just saying. You probably won't have twin, though; you're belly's not that large~"

Deidara gave a sigh and took the boy from the red head's arms, bouncing the baby lightly. "Whatever, I'm not having any more kids. Just this parasite growing inside of me is too many, un." The blonde sneered and they both made their way into the main room where the ten or so kids looked up at them. The children gave wide smiles and toddled over to the duo, grabbing onto their legs. Deidara gave a cry and tried to pull the kids off of him but it didn't work, "Danna! Help me!"

Sasori rolled his eyes, "Who wants to hear a story?" The children all gave cheers and let go of both of their legs, racing to the story telling area, all taking seats on the cushions in expectation. "You finish up your book, Babe~" Deidara gave a nod, placing Kurenai's child in the red head's arms before moving over to an empty corner to read his book. Sasori gave a sigh, before giving the boy in his arms a smile, "You ready for a story?" The baby smiled up at him, drooling, and tried to take hold of his hair. Sasori rolled his eyes and walked over to the reading area, placing Kurenai's child onto one of the pillows, picking out a few books. The children gave cheers for one of the books, and he started to read it.

-x-

"And they all lived happily ever after. The end." The children all stared at the red head with enormous, gaping smiles. Most of them had already been collected by their parents, so there was only four left. Sasori gave a sigh and placed the book down, gently rocking the youngest child in his arms; a little girl of only four weeks of age. The red head carefully rocked her, supporting the baby's head, looking up to see the blonde walkinf over to them.

"I'm done with my book, un." Deidara shrugged, several children moving over to him, though he couldn't bother to deal with them, "So what do I get in reward?"

Sasori smirked up at him, but was interrupted when the door opened, revealing Kurenai and the other daycare workers. They walked in, smiling at the two males and the children. "How did it go?" The red head stood up, handing the four week old to Kurenai.

"Good," Sasori smiled at them, putting an arm around Deidara, "the children were little angels." Kurenai nodded and handed the baby to a worker before picking up her own son.

"Very good. Well, I'm satisfied that you will make acceptable parents. You won't have to have any more lessons, though if you want to, just ask." They both nodded, saying goodbye to the children, the workers, Kurenai and her young son before they left the school.

"So, Danna…" The blonde gave an excited smirk up at the red head, "What do I get as a reward for finishing this book, un?"

Sasori gave a smirk down at him, draping an arm over the younger male's shoulders, "Okay then, in reward I was thinking about taking you out to dinner at a restaurant. Nothing really fancy, but something within our price range, since we've never eaten out before...What do you think?"

Deidara clung to his lover and cheered, "Yay! Where're we going? Are we going now? Can I have a snack on the way there, un?"

Sasori chuckled and looked down at the shorter male. "It's a surprise, yes and yes; but only a small snack since I don't want to get there and have you say you're not hungry." He let go of Deidara who still clung to him.

"Don't worry, I could eat a whole box of cereal and still have room to eat. This thing is like a bottomless pit!" Deidara paused for a bit. "More like a black hole. Now let's go, un!" Sasori sighed and gave a smile as Deidara tried dragging him to the door. Stopping the eager male, he grabbed their jackets from the small table they were resting on. "Bye Kurenai Sensei and others." On the way out of the building Sasori bought Deidara a candy bar from the vending machine and the blonde gladly munched on that as they headed towards the bus stop.

Like always, people parted for the Akasuna and his lover and Deidara thought that it was funny. Sasori had even said that once he beat up the biggest gang in the North that people respected him slightly more; that being getting out of his way and sometimes getting free food. Sasori was also a two-face and acted like an absolute angel and it pissed Deidara off. As soon as a bus got there, Sasori pulled out some money from his wallet and gave it the bus driver. He pulled him and Deidara to one of the cleaner seats and held him close. Deidara just hummed, snuggling his head against his lover's neck.

"Aren't you in a happy mood~" Sasori raised a red brow and smirked down at Deidara.

"Don't ruin it, un," Deidara replied in a sing-song voice. He was just glad that they were finally done with the maternity classes! Now he just wanted to be happy till the little demon came. He could already hear it crying and he almost shuddered. Once they got to the nicer part of the North the bus stopped and the couple got off onto the sidewalk. They walked hand in hand, Deidara mostly observing the stores they passed by. Crappier then the South but better than what he usually saw from their apartment building.

Sasori soon stopped, having reached the location of the restaurant, and Deidara took in the sight of it. The place surely wasn't the most sophisticated restaurant that the blonde had had the privilege to visit, but he was actually quite surprised by how clean and normal the place appeared to be. There were wide windows which showed the dining patrons within, and a few were sitting outside, with the cutlery clatter and the rumble of chatter thick in the air. On the window was printed the name of the restaurant; 'The Little Italian'. Judging by the name and the red-white chequered patterns, it was an Italian restaurant of quite good quality. "Well, this is the place…My granny once took me here for my 12th birthday; before she hated my guts. I remember that it was nice and that it was good quality set at an affordable price…"

"It looks good…" Deidara lifted an eyebrow up at the red head, "In fact I was half expecting you to take us to McDonalds, un…" Sasori rolled his eyes and led the younger male through the restaurant, where they were greeted by a waiter.

He wore a plain uniform with a stain on his apron and a fake moustache which seemed to irritate his nose, "Yo, do you dudes have a reservation?"

Sasori smiled at the man and gave a nod, "Yeah; a reservation for two under the name Akasuna." The waiter gave a nod and picked up two menus, leading the duo to a table next to the window. There was a candle on the surface along with a red-white table cloth and the lovers sat down across from each other. The waiter left them with their menus, and they began to read over the choices for dinner, "The place is just like I remember it. What do you think?"

Deidara blinked at him before giving an obvious expression, "You just brought me here cause you wanted to get lucky tonight, un…" The blonde pouted slightly and Sasori chuckled.

"No way, Babe, I brought you here because you finished the book and because I knew you would like it~ I've been setting aside some money each day so I could save up enough to take you someplace nice~ Although," the red head gave a suggestive smirk, "some 'thank-you' sex is always good, and you can't argue with that~"

Deidara raised an eyebrow at the twenty year old, "We'll see how the night goes…Just don't you dare get on one knee and propose, or else I'll definitely say no, un."

Sasori gave a faux pout for a few moments before his smirk returned, "Well, the offer is always open~ Deidara Akasuna has a nice ring to it, don't you think so, Babe?" Deidara simply flipped the older male the bird, and Sasori chuckled lightly, rolling his eyes.

Once the waiter had come over to them and taken their orders the couple continued to talk about random things and Deidara was getting slightly bored. "How long do you have to wait for food here, un?" Deidara's head met the table and he groaned, "I'm fucking starving and this thing isn't making it better. Don't kick at me!"

Sasori sighed and ignored the people giving them questioning looks. "Get up, Babe; the food should almost be here."

The blonde looked up with angry eyes. "Yeah but by the time it does arrive I'll be even hungrier and I'll eat your food, too, un!"

A few minutes later the waiter came by again and handed the two males their food. "Enjoy," He said as he scratched his faux moustache.

Sasori said a thank you but Deidara just glared at him for taking so long. He dove into his spaghetti and Sasori thought he should've gotten the blonde a bib if he was going to be that messy. "You're going to choke and I don't think anyone can give you a Heimlich Manoeuvre if you're pregnant."

Deidara just grunted in response as he chugged Sasori's water since his was long gone. The redhead sighed and rubbed his eyes, his appetite suddenly gone.

"Do you want my food?" Deidara nodded eagerly and Sasori shoved his plate over. "You deserved it since you finished that book and got done with the maternity classes with only destroying four babies." He chuckled at the end.

Deidara shrugged and swallowed. "It was nothing, un. The book was a good read and the babies deserved it for being so fucking stupid-"

"It was a plastic doll-"

"Which is why they're so stupid," Deidara said quickly, glaring at his lover. Sasori propped both elbows on the table and rested his chin on his laced fingers, now holding the stare with his lover. This went on for about a minute till Deidara picked up his fork and began eating some of Sasori's spaghetti.

The red head smirked and rolled his eyes before continuing to watch his lover eat his food. That self-righteous flare within the blonde's eyes still burned as brightly as the day the red head had met the younger male. A whole eternity would not be long enough of a chance to extinguish the flames, and Sasori was positive that even this baby couldn't possibly make the younger male any less prideful.

Deidara stopped scarfing down the food long enough to give the red head a questioning expression, "You already gave me the food, you ain't getting it back, un." The blonde stuck his tongue out at the red head, and Sasori just chuckled, leaning slightly forward in his seat.

"It's alright, Babe~ I'd rather you eat it anyway~" The red head then gave the younger male an utterly charming smirk, "I was just marvelling how beautiful you look in the candlelight~"

Deidara couldn't help but flush red, dazed by the red head's smirk and words, eventually having to shake his head to clear it, holding up his cutlery, "Shut up or else I'll stab you with my fork, un…" The blonde flinched slightly once he felt the red head begin to rub his leg against the younger male's, chuckling cruelly.

"Awww, I'm just being honest, Babe~ You're glowing~" The blonde scoffed and ignored the red head, returning to stuffing his face with the Italian food, and the older male stopped rubbing his leg. Sasori continued watching him for a few more minutes until he decided to gaze around the restaurant. Everything seemed almost the same as when he had last been there, though everything seemed smaller considering he had grown a lot since he had last been to the restaurant. Deidara seemed to be enjoying himself, having not eaten something so formal for a long time, and Sasori was just happy to see that he was happy.

His thoughts soon turned onto the usual subject of their future child. It was either going to be called Ayla or Hiroshi…Deidara was almost thirty three weeks into pregnancy, which meant that it would not be long until they finally had their baby. Sasori just hoped that the blonde would come to love their child (or at least not hate it). Deidara had already proven that he had a maternal side to him, shown with how surprisingly gentle he was with Kurenai's child, but would he be as motherly with their own baby? Sasori frowned slightly before giving a sigh, managing a small smile; of course Deidara would come to love their child! He might not like it now, and maybe not at first, but he would eventually, just as he had eventually come to love the red head.

Once Deidara was finished with both of their helpings of food they headed back to the bus stop. "Gah! I'm so full, un!" Deidara groaned and leaned against his lover. "Why the hell did you let me eat so much?"

Sasori sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Well you did have two more baskets of breadsticks, Babe." The blonde just groaned again and the bus soon rolled around. "Do you want to take a nap when we get home?" He pulled them to an empty seat and Deidara just nuzzled his neck before nodding affectionately. The drive seemed short for Sasori but Deidara still found time to actually fall asleep and that meant that the redhead would have to wake up his lover and get himself yelled at. A cranky Deidara going up the stairs was no fun.

"Leave me the fuck alone, Sasori, un!" Deidara slammed the door shut and left without locking it. Sasori rolled his eyes and stepped into their tiny apartment to hear the blonde's light snores and he chuckled before taking off his jacket and hanging it on the hat rack. Walking to the bedroom he found Deidara on his back, his arms and legs spread out taking almost all of the space available. Chuckling Sasori smiled and kissed his lover's forehead before leaving the room. He had work to catch up on and it seemed he would be doing that till Deidara woke up... He had a couple hours.

-x-

Sasori sighed as he came home once again to find Deidara watching chick flicks. Only a week of no school and he was turning into a couch potato. "Shouldn't you be doing something actually productive, Babe?" He asked as he stepped over to the couch and sat next to the blonde.

Deidara shrugged and continued to eat peanut butter from the jar. "Mmmmmmm, un." Sasori sighed and took the spoon from the blonde's mouth. Deidara whined and glared at his lover. "No! I get to be lazy before the baby gets here, un! This is my last chance at living before that happens!"

Sasori sighed once more and dunked the spoon in the jar before eating a glob himself. "Still, a walk around the neighbourhood would be nice."

"Yeah, I can't defend myself with this thing in the way so it's better if I stay here," Deidara grumbled as he continued to watch his chick flick. This one killed him on the inside; it was about a man and a woman and how they had been through everything together and the chick was telling the guy to leave her alone now because she was dying and she wanted everything to be over between them so he didn't kill himself over her. In the end she lived and now the man was trying to find her. Sasori sighed and turned off the TV causing Deidara to whine and smack the redhead's arm. "I was watching that!"

"Well you're not anymore~ You need to keep healthy, Babe, not just for you but also for the baby. Why don't we both go for a walk now?" Sasori gave a smirk and the blonde flipped him the bird before rolling over so he now faced the back of the couch, turned away from the red head. The older male rolled his eyes and leaned over the male, giving him a kiss on the cheek, "Awww, don't be upset~ Fine, you don't have to exercise your legs, but you at least have to exercise your brain." The red head left for a few moments but came back before Deidara got the chance to bother finding the remote in order to turn the TV back on, "Here, read for a bit." Sasori handed the blonde a book which was three times as thick as any other book the red head had made him read (which actually still wasn't that bad).

The blonde sat up on the couch, facing the red head while giving a confused expression, "Do I get a reward for reading it, un?" Deidara took it and spent a few seconds going over the blurb before looking back up at the red head.

Sasori gave a sigh and thought for a few moments before his face brightened slightly, giving a smirk, "How about you read the book and you can be unconscious for the caesarean?"

Deidara blinked up at the red head, paling once he realised that he definitely did not want to be awake while they cut him open, and he gave a slight pout, "But Danna, if I have a caesarean, then I will have a scar and you won't find me attractive anymore…"

Sasori chuckled lightly, giving the younger male a tender kiss on the forehead, "Of course I'll still find you attractive~ Scars are badass! Even you think that my scars are sexy~"

The blonde frowned and continued to pout, "Scars from being in fights are badass; scars from giving birth are just stupid…" Sasori lay down next to the blonde, giving a sigh after an exhausting day at work.

"It won't make you stupid; I think it'll make you look even sexier~ Which is saying something since I already think that you're the sexiest thing that had ever walked the Earth…" He yawned and closed his eyes, "Read~"

Deidara rolled his eyes and began to read, almost facepalming once he saw the name of the main character. Ayla. No wonder Sasori wanted him to read the book! The blonde soon heard light snoring and stopped his reading in order to give the red head a questioning look, finding that Sasori had fallen asleep. Deidara smirked and quickly grabbed the remote, turning the TV on in order to watch the last of the movie. In the end the man found the woman, they got together and then they lived happily ever after. Deidara gave a sigh before turning it back off and also putting the book to the side, snuggling up against the sleeping red head, burying his head in the crook of Sasori's neck.

-x-

"Sneaky little Brat; making me tired."

"You fell asleep on your own, un! I still don't know why we're walking in the middle of the night."

Sasori chuckled and brought his lover closer to his body, wrapping an arm around his waist. "Because I wanted to go for a walk... and we need groceries but that's beside the point." They soon got to the convenience store that Konan's mother owned and it seemed that Ms Ao was more than happy to have them there.

"Oh my goodness! This is so exciting! When is the baby due? Wait do you two have enough supplies? We don't have anymore but the store has plenty! I'll make a list for you two and you can pay me back later... This is so exciting!" The bluenette was practically strangling the two males and Deidara was trying to shove her off weakly but she didn't appear to get the message.

Sasori chuckled once she pulled away. "We have most of the supplies already; we just came here for some of the regular groceries."

Ms Ao nodded and rubbed her hands together nervously. "Right, right, well I should let you two get to shopping!" She ran back to the counter and began organizing things. Deidara shuddered and followed Sasori closely.

"She's creepy when she's this happy, un." He turned to look at the bluenette to see her scrubbing vigorously at the already spotless counter.

Sasori just sighed and began putting things in the basket that he had gotten before. "She's just happy for us, Babe, nothing to be freaked out about... Though she did wax the floors a couple dozen times in the past month…"

"She probably knows that we're going to come here... She's probably psychic. And why does she freak out every time she sees us, un?"

Sasori shrugged and put a box of pasta in the basket. "She's happy for us, like I said." Deidara rolled his eyes and they finished up their shopping. Once they got to the counter Ms Ao quickly scanned the items, mostly talking about nonsense. Now Deidara knew where Konan got that from. Once again they were walking down the empty streets with Sasori carrying most of the heavy grocery bags.

"What time is it, un?" Deidara asked as he saw mostly everyone was asleep which was very strange in the North, especially at this time.

Sasori checked his watch. "Around midnight."

The blonde almost gaped. Why the hell wasn't he tired? He would usually throw knives at his lover for taking him out this late. "Why did we even take a nap, un?"

Sasori yawned, "Because I was tired, I have no idea why you took a nap."

Deidara pouted slightly, "I'm not used to seeing you asleep before I am…And I didn't think that you would wake up and drag me out to get groceries at fucking midnight!" The blonde scowled, but his anger slightly lessened once the red head gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Awww~ But we used to always be out at this time of night when we worked at the library~" They reached the apartment block and began to walk up the staircase.

"Yeah but now I won't be able to get to sleep, un!" Deidara pouted once again and opened the door to their small apartment since Sasori's hands were full, "And this fucking parasite is making my feet sore~" He whimpered slightly, placing his light grocery bags on the kitchen counter before flopping down on the couch.

Sasori rolled his eyes, grunting slightly as he managed to place his extremely heavy shopping bags on the counter, giving a sigh of relief, "Want another massage?" Deidara nodded and the red head sat down on the couch, pulling off the blonde's shoes. The eighteen year old moaned as Sasori began to rub his sore feet, closing his eyes. The red head chuckled slightly, but after a few minutes he got bored of massaging the younger male, "You know, if you need help getting worn out then I could always help, Babe~"

Deidara barely heard what Sasori said, giving a confused whimper once the older male stopped his ministrations. The red head moved up his body, placing a soft kiss on the top of the blonde's large baby bump, before continuing until he reached the younger male's lips. Deidara moaned as Sasori connected their mouths together, the younger male wrapping his arms around his neck and pulling his closer. The red head slid his tongue into the Deidara's mouth, kissing the blonde deeply and eagerly.

Deidara gave a slightly groan and pulled away, "Is it even possible to have sex with this fucking parasite making my stomach the size of fucking Madagascar, un?"

Sasori blinked at the blonde, frowning slightly, "Huh? Don't worry, sex won't hurt the baby~" The red head kissed the younger male again, but Deidara pulled away too soon once more.

"I didn't mean that, I meant that won't this fucking mountain make sex awkward?" Deidara frowned slightly, trying to remember how far along into pregnancy he was. Thirty three weeks? Thirty four? Something like that.

"I can get around it~" Sasori nipped slightly at the younger male's neck, but Deidara simply pushed him away. The red head gave a groan of irritation, "Do you wanna have sex or not, Brat?"

The blonde frowned slightly before shaking his head; his libido hadn't been very active lately and the sight of his enormous baby bump put him off further. Sasori gave a sigh of annoyance, burying his head in the blonde's neck, mumbling something that Deidara couldn't understand.

"Don't be upset, un," Deidara chided as he ran a hand through his lover's messy hair. "You're the one who got me pregnant and the one who wanted to keep the baby, so don't be moody."

Sasori looked up shocked. "You actually used the word baby," He said in disbelief.

Deidara blushed and crossed his arms. "I'm sure I've used that word before-"

"But not in a positive way." Sasori smirked. "Are you actually starting to like our child even though it's not born yet?"

The blonde growled and shoved Sasori off of him. "I'm going to read my book so be quiet, un." Deidara awkwardly stood up and walked over to their room, intent on ignoring Sasori now. The redhead just rolled his eyes and followed him; again, he had had no time to work on his favourite hobby and since he wasn't tired and he had the day off he might as well make something. "Don't follow me, un!" Deidara grabbed his book and sat down on their shared bed. "It's me time!"

Sasori chuckled and went to their closet to get some things to work on. "I'm not going to be bugging you; I'm just working on a puppet." He grabbed various parts out of the small storage and sent a smile to the younger male who just glared and lifted his book in front of his face so he couldn't see him. Shaking his head Sasori began to work.

It was already three o'clock and Sasori almost smirked when he heard Deidara mumbling in his sleep. Standing up, he stretched his sore limbs and went over to their single bed. "Scoot over, Dei," Sasori said, hoping that using a pet name would make the blonde listen to him; though Deidara was in a deep sleep. Sighing Sasori moved him over so that he was on his side and Deidara growled and curled up into a ball. Smirking to himself proudly, the redhead took off his shirt and pants before lying down. Hearing another grumble he swore to himself and Deidara rolled over. The blonde literally felt like a radiator and Sasori swore he could feel the hormones radiating off of him. Giving a groan Sasori managed to get the both of them comfortably adjusted on their bed. "Night, Babe and Baby~"

"Shut the fuck up, Danna~" The blonde yawned and cracked open a bloodshot eye. "I'm trying to sleep and you're not helping, un~"

Sasori chuckled and kissed his lover's forehead before closing his eyes. "Still, night Babe~"