AN: This is a late-ish not really update! I would like to thank special agent ali for your kind words! I've been a fan of your stories for a while and it's great to hear you like the story so far! Thank you! Also, keep your eyes out for a little Friends reference! It's hard to miss!
Barney POV
I wait for Robin to get ready. What's taking her so long? She better not be doing her makeup, everyone including herself knows she's beautiful without it. As I silently wait, a lot of thoughts start to pop in my head. I'm going to be married in less than two days. I never thought I'd be able to commit, but Robin made me want to. And I made her want to commit. I can't help but feel a little awesome knowing out of all the guys she's dated she chose me. I have bragging rights because I have the most awesome woman in the universe. I can't even imagine how our future will be.
Well I know that future won't involve any future children I may or may not have wanted to name Hurricane Stinson-Scherbatsky. I know I've never wanted kids, but I still always find myself wondering what'd it be like if we did. I mean, I just want to see how awesome the baby would be, it'd be pretty awesome. no, it'd be a legen- wait for it- baby. With a combo of me and Robin's awesomeness it'd probably be the coolest baby ever. I remember when Lily and Marshall held Marvin for the first time, it was magical. They just looked so happy, so in love, knowing they brought little Marvin into the world. It just sucks a little knowing I wont have that, but I honestly don't care, I'd always take Robin without babies over random skank with babies any day. I would never leave Robin just because she can't have kids, she's my lobster and I'm her lobster.
Now, I'm not only thinking about Robin, but Marshall and Lily. They'll be moving to Rome for a year. I know they'll be coming back but it just won't be the same with me, Robin, Ted, and hopefully his other half. I can't help but feel a little bad for Ted, he's gotten no where looking for 'the one', I still think his search for 'the one' is stupid, but every girl he's been with hasn't been the right one. And when he's so close to finding her, she bails on him. It's how it's always been for him. All I want for Ted is some weird and nerdy girl who loves kids and Star Wars. As long as she loves Star Wars, I approve of her.
Dammit, now I'm thinking about the vows... vows! I still don't know what to say. I know it'll be hard since Robin and I aren't like Marshall and Lily, being all nauseating with their Marshmallow and Lily pad and lovey-dovey crap. The only vow I can think of is to never become that, I'll vow to make sure we stay the anti- lovey dovey, high fiving, cigar smoking, and awesome couple we've always been. I can think of so many reasons I love her, but honestly if I put all of that in the vows the ceremony would be the length of a whole wedding.
And let's not forget our dead minister! I have my fingers crossed for James to get his dad, Sam, to marry us. Still waiting on that call. It'd be totally awesome if James' dad could help us out. Now, seriously, what's taking her so long? I impatiently knock on the bathroom door "Robin, come on we have to go down to have breakfast!"
"Okay! Just hold on!" she yells.
I impatiently wait. After a few moments I hear her let out a scream. I quickly open the door, not knowing the horrific scene I'm about to see. I walk in, but she appears totally fine.
"Robin! What the hell! I thought you got hurt or something! Why did you scream!" I yell angrily
In response she holds up a pregnancy test with a a plus on it.