"Come with me if ya want tah live mate..." said Kano
"Why...?" asked Reptile
"Do you want to question him Reptile? If the US Military is going to act like dicks we might was well trust the Australian Military" said Sub Zero
"You have a plan" asked Scorpion
"Of course..." said Kano as he brings out his lightsaber knives and slices the the jail bars. "All we have tah to do is run to the exit!"
"WHERE'S THE EXIT!" yelled the four
"Jinx! You all owe me a soda!" said Reptile
"Just follah me ya dumbasses!" said Kano
The four run around the military base and go to a door that says exit. Of course they have to beat people up, but that's another story. So they got out and they're around some forest at night time, and they hid in a bush.
"Thanks Mr. Kano!" said Smoke
"HOLD IT! Yah think I'd be doing dis for free?" said Kano
"YES! You never said anything about a deal ahead of time ya douche!" said Sub Zero
"To be honest I thought there was a catch." said Scorpion
"Oh really?"
"Yeah! He's a horrible human being- No offense."
"None taken mate, so what do you four have to repay me?"
"I have rare pocket lint, that you can only find in my pockets!" said Reptile
"I have this!' said Sub Zero as he moons Kano, "Just kidding... I have a box of He-Man cereal! That expired years ago."
"Seriously Sub Zero! Would he really need that? Anyway I have my old mask from the first game, trust me goes really high on Ebay." said Scorpion
"How about that robot friend of yours..." said Kano
"He ain't a robotic prostitute Gayno!" said Sub Zero
"Then I have to take it from ya!"
"You and what army! said Reptile
"MAH BLACK DRAGON AHMY!" said Kano, as 7 people come out of a bush. Those guys are Kabal, Jarek, Kobra, Kira, No Face, Tasia, and Tremor.
"Where's the Black Dragons?" asked Reptile
"Oh, our group name is the Black Dragon." replied Kano
"I say hit the benny hill music Smoke!" said Sub Zero
When Smoke played the music, the four are chased by Kano and co. The Four go deep in the forest and hide behind trees, since ya know they're "ninjas", they're not projectile throwing maniacs! Tasia and Tremor go between the trees, and a grenade comes out of one tree and hits Tasia.
"TASIA! I should of told her... That her name is Asia with a T! I just wanted to ask if she knows, boo hoo!" sobbed Tremor
Acid hits Tremor and he rapidly starts earth quakes. Sub Zero was about to freeze until Scorpion stops him.
"I know him Sub Zero. He's a part of my clan." said Scorpion
"SCORPION!" yelled Tremor, but was told 'shh...' and he talks lower "Scorpion! Is that you?"
"Yeah, I have a question, do you have any idea who killed my family?" asked Scorpion
"You have a family?"
"Are you serious? Have you not hear about the celebration about my born son? Have you not been to the care taker place when my son was about to be born? ARE YOU KID...!"
"Shh..." shushed Reptile
"I also have amnesia!" said Tremor
"Who gave it to you?" asked Scorpion
"Shan..." said Tremor, but he was shot by Kira behind
"You bitch..." said Scorpion
Kira was about to shoot Scorpion, but before she pull the trigger Smoke threw a grenade at her boobs, and she explodes into a bloody mess.
"What's with you and women Smoke?" asked Reptile in a disturbed tone
"I don't know! I swear it's all a coincidence!" said Smoke
"YOU KILLED HER!" yelled a man that looks like Kobra because he is Kobra.
"And?" said Sub Zero
"AND I LOVED HER AND I'M GONNA KILL THAT ROBOT FRIEND OF YOURS!"
"You suuuure you can beat Smoke?"
"OH! You dirty little yellow..."
"OKAY! That's far enough Ken!" yelled Scorpion
"IT'S KOBRA YA DOU..." yelled Kobra but was burned by Scorpion.
At the Black Dragon Lair where it isn't too far from the Special Forces base. The Black Dragon lair has a Chinese theme to it but with a cyber punk tunch, where the colors are blue and dark silver. Kano is standing outside waiting for his comrades. Jarek, and Kabal were the only ones that made it OBVIOUSLY!
"What's tah news?" asked Kano
"Everyone is DEAAAAAAAD!" said Jarek
"I'll tell you what happened! Tasia was hit by a grenade, Tremor was shot, Kira had the same fate like Tasia, and Kobra was burned!" explained Kabal
"What about No Face?" asked Kano
"He died of suffocation, since he had no nose..." said Kabal
"DRAT!" said Kano as he stabbed a tree with his knife, "We're outnumbad! Thank god we turned Stryker into a bigger douche so you Kabal would team up with us OOPS!"
"YOU WHAT!" yelled Kabal as he brings out his two weird ass weapons, but he was killed by Jarek, in which he killed him using his laser eye.
"GREAT! Now there's two of us!"
Sub Zero and Reptile walk up to the base, and Scorpion and Smoke teleport behind Kano and Jarek.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" yelled Kano
"We are the Black Dragon! We'll NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR! SURRENDERRRRRRR!" yelled Jarek
"WILL YOU SHUT UP YA BAFOON!"
"We'll let you live... IF! You do for us two things...!" said Sub Zero
"Uh, OKAY! What are they?" asked Kano
"You can either take us to the portal where Kahn's Lair is at, or you can go to the Special Forces base and get my car back!"
"Do you honestly think we'll do Option B? I'll chec..."
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" yelled Jarek as he was about to jump on Reptile but was speared back by Scorpion as he yells "GET OVER HERE!", and he burns him.
"JAREK!" yelled Kano, as he has one more trick up his sleeve as he brings out a smoke bomb, runs away from the four successfully and shoots out a flare gun in the sky.
"WHERE'D HE GO!" coughed Reptile
"The fuck should I know?" coughed Sub Zero
Back at the edge of the forest Jax and Sonya are holding flash lights and guard dogs. The two see a fire work in the sky, which was from Kano's Flare gun. The two walk deeper and see the dead Black Dragon Members.
"You know... This could mean many things..." said Jax
"I think this was done by the ninjas..." said Sonya
"How do you know?"
"One of them as acid in their eyes"
"With that narrowed down, this would have to mean that the ninjas are crazy psycho killers on...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! We got to stop them Sonya!"
Jax and Sonya run further into the woods. Back at the Black Dragon Base, Sub Zero is using Jarek's card to get in the base, but it doesn't seem to be working.
"WHY...WON'T... THIS... WORK!" said Sub Zero, as he looks at the card, and it says expires 12/13/1999, "YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"
"Shush! I think I heard something!" said Scorpion's
"That's probably Smoke jizzing in his robotic trousers" said Reptile
"REPTILE!" said Smoke
"SERIOUSLY YOU TWO! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" yelled Scorpion
Jax and Sonya come out of the forest,
"You won't be going any furthers ninjas..." said Jax
"No, it would be YOU not going any further nigga, I MEAN, coon, I MEAN, Aids Super man I MEAN I MEAN, I'M NOT RACIST!" Rambled Reptile,
Jax leaps towards to Reptile stabbing him with his fingers, with made Reptile in pain. But the Reptile's blood is acidic, and burns his fingers. Sub Zero starts forming his Ice blast at Jax until Sonya blows her fiery kiss at Sub Zero, which makes Sub Zero fly to the metallic door. Smoke throws a grenade at Sonya's mouth in which her head blows up.
"SMOKE!" yelled the three ninjas
"I SWEAR! IT'S A COINCIDENCE I TELL YA!" yelled Smoke
"YOU KILLED SONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKHA!" Yelled Jax as he was about to charge at Smoke, but was kicked in the groin by Sub Zero.
"This is the part where you fall..." said Sub Zero
Jax falls down in pain, Sub Zero freezes Jax's crotch, and He shatters it by stomping on it, and yeah Jax was killed.
"That was a big one!" said Reptile
"REPTILE!" yelled by the three
"And you call me rascist!" said Scorpion
"COME ON!" said Reptile
Scorpion burns down the metallic door, and they get in the Black Dragon base. There's a big portal at the end of the hall that says "SHAO KAHN'S BASE LEADS TO THIS PORTAL", and of course the four go through that portal, and the first thing they see is Ermac in a circular room dark green room.
"Hold it right there you four!" said Ermac
"What are you going to do abou... AAAAAAAAAAH!" said Reptile but was being tossed around in thin air in circles by Reptile and was pulled forward by Ermac, gave Reptile a wedgie, and slaps him with his glove.
"I think we're fucked guys..." said Smoke
TO BE CONTINUED
Can our heroes stop Ermac? Will... Will... I can't think of another question, just see more in the next chapter of NINJA ODYSSEY...YEAH...!