Disclaimer: I don't own Wall-E.
Disclaimer2: I don't own Short Circuits Johnny Five.
Disclaimer3: I don't own Karen.
Disclaimer4: For being on a roll, I don't own the song.
Spoilers: Minor warnings as this chapter could ruin most of the movie if the events are rearranged in the right order.
Sir: Well we can only hope it's up to Darkon's expectations and hopefully he'll like what we did.
Primell: I do to, even though I'm not classified one of his minions.
Trio: Well hopefully we finished the last chapter as to his expectations dude.
Primell: Why can't I be a minion to Squee?
Sir: Easy, you still can't pass the minion and sub minions entrance exams and Darkon said to never hire you as you do free stuff all the time for us okay start the fic up.
Chapter 4: Ghost tape. (The finale)
(Song fic starting now)
"Who's Johnny" starts to play.
There she goes and knows I'm dying when she says "Who is Johnny?"
Games with names that girl is playing, all she says is "Who is Johnny?"
I tried to understand because I'm people too
and playing games is part of human nature
my heart's in overdrive, it's great to be alive
Scenes from Wall-E started playing, the first showing Wall-E crippled and Eva cradling him, then the scene after Eva trying to fix Wall-E, Wall-E talking with the humans on the Axiom and then it showed Wall-E and Eva dancing outside the Axiom.
"Who's Johnny?" she said and smiled in her special way
"Johnny," she said, "you know I love you"
"Who's Johnny" she said and tried to look the other way
Her eyes gave her away
Alright, oh yeah
Eva had a few scene were she was giggling at Wall-E, the moments where she tried to ignore Wall-E in the beginning and then her first time trying to dance accidentally hurting Wall-E showing her first spark of emotional attachment towards him at least in his eyes.
She makes sure I see her teasing, hear her say "Who is Johnny?"
There's no way today is easy, hear her say "Who is Johnny?"
I really couldn't help but fall in love with her
her being there has made my life worth living
I knew it from the start, that I would lose my heart
Wall-E starting to protecting Eva during a lightning storm while she was in sleep mode getting shocked twice in the process, the first time Wall-E saw her instantly falling in love and when Wall-E was following Eva like a love sick puppy to finally showing him hustling after her as she was being taken towards the Axioms bridge.
"Who's Johnny?" She said and smiled in her special way
"Johnny," she said, "You know I love you"
"Who's Johnny" she said and tried to look the other way
still pretending
The scene shows Eva eye smiling at Wall-E and it next showed her looking menacing while holding her arm cannon next to Wall-E that got caught on camera at the wrong moment by another robot thus getting labeled a rogue robot.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Wow-oooh, oh no
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Oh no-no-no-no, I don't believe it
"Who's Johnny?" she said and tried to look the other way
her eyes gave her away
The scene shows Go-4 placing the plant in the escape pod and Wall-E going after it, then it showed Eva staring at the same escape pod exploding and getting highly emotional not wanting to believe Wall-E was destroyed showing strong sadness in her eyes and going toward the explosion site.
(Girls like her) Are very special girls
(Girls like her) don't rest
'Till 'Till you too are a believer
'Till you too have caught their fever
Shows scenes of Eva looking around for plant life never resting while she was unknowingly being watched by Wall-E, the next scene shows Wall-E giving her the plant and then Wall-E helping her keep to her directive with determination even if it meant he gets hurt.
Who-who-who-..
Who-who-who-who-who-..
"Who is Johnny?"
There she goes and knows I'm dying when she says
"Who is-who-who is" "Who's Johnny?" She said and smiled in her special way
"Johnny," she says, "you know I love you"
"Who's Johnny" she says and tried to look the other way
Her eyes gave her away
This is where Eva watches in horror as Wall-E is getting crushed by the holo-detector while she was saving the humans, the next scene shows Wall-E barely functioning and MO (Bloodhound "I'm not dropping it people" so said Darkon dude!) saving them from being launched into space along with large cubed garbage, next is where Wall-E and Eve closed on each other till a wild spark of electricity jumped between their faces in the form of a kiss.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Shows Wall-E on top of a building made of his garbage cubes.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Shows Wall-E accidentally running over his pet roach and fearing he might have hurt it.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
That girl's pretending she can't remember my name
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Oh, I can't believe it
This scene shows a distraught Eva trying to get Wall-E to remember her after he lost his memories.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
I know this girl is only teasing
"Who's Johnny?"
she said, She walked at me with someone else
and left me standing there, ooo-oooh
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
There were several Eva units, with Wall-E standing in ones place and GO-4 was inspecting them.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
It isn't love...
Then it was the final epic battle of Captain McCrea fighting against Auto the Autopilot despite the lack of muscle mass and strength.
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
"Who's Johnny?"
Johnny come with me
"Who's Johnny?"
The last scene showing was Wall-E and Eva holding hands and then switches to Eva flying into the Axiom carrying Wall-E accidentally locking the welding robot outside.
(End of Song fic squeeree next time I'll try to get someone to do a 'True to your heart' song fic, It'd be so fitting okay I'm giving it back to Sir)
A screen with the words "made by Input incorporated" showed up and that was it.
The tape had predominately featured Johnny Five and moments of his life, but was in the form of a music video and two certain robots were lost in their memories to really care.
Though initially thrown for a loop in processor errors about Johnny starring in his own little musical world Eva had a strange stirring in her gut(hollow though it may be) as she leaned against Wall-E, but the words love and child were mixed into the stirring slowly forming an idea that she was hoping Wall-E would follow up on.
Wall-E was slightly more shocked a robot could live the dream of being in a video like "Hello Dolly!" holding Eva's hand and leaning against her as well, he was feeling happy emotions run rampant, yet there was a sense of dread for some reason he couldn't fathom.
Then one of the other robots went to eject the tape, yet there was nothing in there and this caused all the robots eyes to widen.
They continued to look into the VCR; nothing was there, but they had visual recordings of seeing something there and it simply didn't compute that it no longer existed they all shivered at the thought of the word paranormal came to mind, along with the definitions for it from the dictionary files.
Eva and Wall-E were to busy with each other to notice that there was no tape anymore, Wall-E however felt another cold shiver in his circuits as Eva thought the words 'want her own child' and her eyes perceptibly narrow with a slight maniacal glint.
End Story.
(Darkon floats in looking around wearily making sure Primell isn't there)
Darkon: Well guy's you (and I) did a hopefully moderate job, but I don't think we'll ever follow Primell's suggestion of a true to your heart Wall-E song fic.
Trio: Thank goodness for small favors dude.
Sir: Well at least that's done.
Darkon: Sorry guys we got one last scene to play and it's all me this time. (Primell walks into the room carrying a cup of hot chocolate, but before she can notice Darkon he slips out of the room leaving behind a puff of smoke leaving behind a DVD with a Bonus Scene on it.)
Primell: Darkon senses tingling, HE WAS JUST HERE! (Primell drank the entire cup dry in seconds and then shot out of the room with a blinding shinespark flash leaving behind her own cloud of smoke, Trio dived and caught the cup before it shattered on the floor)
Sir: (Sigh) Well at least he left the bonus scene, let's see what we got.
Trio: So we're basically ignoring that review about...(a stare from Sir) okay, forget anything I was going to say dude.
Bonus Scene.
Back in the room with the deactivated Johnny Five.
A formless blue figure floated up from the unmoving junk heap and took Johnny Fives form.
"Nyuk nyuk nyuk, I still got it." The ghost said and then it turned to the computer with the power source still on in it.
"That's just so great for you Johnny at least your not trapped in your body again." The computer said in a snarky tone and to think she just lost her favorites files on the sea creature known as plankton at least she memorized them by heart except that one irregularity about plankton being one percent evil and ninety nine percent hot gas, that and most of the info that went into vegetation engineering was lost after she lost all her energy the first time.
"Sorry Karen, but it looks like that power source won't run out for another few hours and my time is up sorry but I have to go, bye have fun among the living and I'll see you back home." The J-5 ghost stated snickering and disappeared.
"Even if my unit designation is WIFE (Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph) and I became Karen Five I'll never know why he never takes anything seriously…" The computer said trying to think of ways to burn itself out of all that energy as quick as possible, oh sure Johnny five couldn't be revived and she could, she just had to be the one with nothing to do... she just then decided to start fifty simultaneous games of solitaire while playing "Who's Johnny" in the background.
End Bonus Scene.
Wow this sure was long you could probably stop reading now (if you haven't already) and can finally go about writing or reading whatever fan fiction you see fit. (Floats off to find Naruto and Ranma fan fictions that he hasn't read yet, maybe a skip into the Super Smash Brothers section to find some overly convoluted stories or maybe a short jaunt back into the Kim Possible section to poke it with a stick to see if it still moves)
These are the stories that will never be written by me or the minions even if it might have been a good idea.
1. Eve (a) wanting a child and going about achieving the goal, through thoroughly bizarre methods. (Hinted at, but not doing)
2. Wall-E gets an upgraded body to be more compatible with Eve (a).
3. Write the Wall-E story from the perspective of the intelligent pet roach. (He was probably the most underrated character of the movie)
4. Eve (a) tries to get Wall-E to take the next step in their relationship yet things become humorous when they can't figure out what that step exactly is. (Almost exactly the same as the first, but could go a completely different route)
5. Milbots (Military Robots) and Junk Bots (AKA Zombiebots) from "Metal Arms: Glitch in the system" infest the earth and the only one that can stop them is a miner droid named Glitch, which is reawakened by Wall-E by a mere accident before Eve (a) arrives on earth. (Well there are some things that can happen in seven hundred years, the planet being overrun with rogue robots after all the humans leave is one of the things that could have happened that could go totally unnoticed)