Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Sudden name change or is this a different girl altogether? nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! Just two teens in love, happens all the time. dey nu eechodder b4 ok! Took me five minutes to understand that.
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Hopefully he's going to feed you to the spiders.
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. Once again they fell through the air, screaming, to the ground below.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. I was just thinking the same thing.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco kissed himself passionately? Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. Keenly? Were you randomly shouting out test answers or something?
He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.
Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. I'm so turned on. Not.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Epic line.
It was….Dumbledore! Even more Epic.