Well.. submitting this chapter took WAY too much effort. It wouldn't let me send it. Mann..

Anyways, I'm really sorry if this chapter isn't as funny. But how about a little game! Up until now, my time line has been pretty decently accurate. There is one part in here that is hilariously inaccurate to the time line, and I just noticed now. Can YOU guess what it is?

If you want, you could leave Tasuki a comment in his Live Journal as a prize! So get searching! And READING! Comments are lurved.


Post 19: April 28

So we made it to this nice little town in Sairou. It's so pretty, and this woman (who seriously, kind of looks like a dude) offered to let us stay at her house! She is like a GODDESS! She keeps giving me all the alcohol I want, and her house is so big, we all get our own rooms to sleep in, and she even said we could stay here as long as we like, until Miaka and Tama home boy catch up!

Mannn... I should try to hook up with her. I could get used to the rich life.

Current Mood: Plotty

Comments:
Tasuki, I am pretty sure she is married, no da.
-Chichiri

Reply: And your point being...?


Post 20: April 29

Today, I went with the lady out shopping. She wanted someone to carry all her junk, so I offered. I kept sweet talking her, and discovered that she is married, but she is planning on leaving her husband. If she leaves him, she will get to keep all the fortune too, because it was her fathers.

The question here is.. to I move in to the kill? I feel like I'm on a safari to catch a rare beast... Purr-ow!

Current Mood: Catty (KEKEKEKE)

Comments:
...You did not just meow.
-Chiriko

Tasuki, you seriously have issues.
-Chichiri

How could you even consider the thought?
-Mitsukake

You make me sick.
-Hotohori


Post 21: April 30

Today, I had a private drink with the lady. I was soooo wasted, and she helped me to my room. I can barely even see what I am typing!

Current Mood: DRUNK! HAHAHA.

Comments:
This is beginning to get out of hand.
-Chichiri


Post 22: May 1

Chichiri took me to a private room, and decided to have a talk with me. The woman brought me more alcohol, and I commented on how nice she was. Chichiri did as well, but he thinks there is something suspisious. I said it can't possibly be. Chiriko and Mitsukake are smart, and they seem to love it here!

EDIT: Nevermind. We discovered that it was an illusion by the gay member of the Seiryu. To think I almost got cozy with a GAY MAN. I feel so violated.

Current Mood: DISGUSTED

Comments:
I told you I was right, no da. But does ANYONE ever listen to me, da! No. Didn't think so, na no da.
-Chichiri

Reply: Oh, shut your mouth.

Well, atleast I got some good research in.
-Mitsukake

I miss her library... I think I am going to cry... WAHHHHHHHHH!
-Chiriko

Reply: Geeze kid, calm down. We'll find more!


Post 23: May 3

We finally caught up with Miaka and Tamahome. I almost killed there Seriyu member Suboshi too. The gay man is dead, and apparently Mad Flute Kid is alive, and well. He is off playing his flute in some town somewhere. Crazy man.

So we are finally on our way to get the Shinzaho.

Oh, and my horse schooled me. But let's not talk about that.

Current Mood: Embarassed.

Comments:
Haha! You were BEATEN! By a HORSE! HAHAHA!
-Tamahome

Reply: Shut up Tama home boy!

Man, if you arrived like... 10 minutes earlier, you would have caught the sexiest guy on guy action ever!
-Miaka

Reply: Wow. You are sick. Damned fangirls.


Post 24: May 4

Through questioning of the townsfolk (and a little bit of bullying on my behalf.. kekekeke!) we discovered that the Byakko Shinzaho is in this shrine that is guarded by the warrior, Tatara.

Tama home boys perverted senshi, and old broad were Byakko senshi, and told us that Tatara would give it to us. Then we discovered that Nakkie-poo (our affectionate nickname to our rival) had taken Tatara away from the Byakko shrine, and are trying to get the Shinzaho out of him.

Tama home boys retarded senshi convince Tama that him and Miaka can't be together, and that Tama should marry their random adopted hot daughter. So Miaka ran away, and we believe she is hunting down the Shinzaho right now.

Thanks alot, Tama, and old perv. If Miaka dies, and we fail to summon Suzaku, it's your heads on my wall.

Current Mood: Happy!

Comments:
..How can you say happy after making a death threat to me!
-Tamahome

Reply: I'm just a happy kind of guy!

Save Miaka! OR YOU WILL ALL JOIN ME!
-Nuriko

Reply: Dammit Nuriko's ghost, stop leaving weird replies! It's scarin' me!


Can you see the where it's horribly off time? I think it's funny how I didn't realize it until now. So anyways, have fun spotting.

And thanks to everyone who has commented. Comments make me keep going!