Anyways, I'm really sorry if this chapter isn't as funny. But how about a little game! Up until now, my time line has been pretty decently accurate. There is one part in here that is hilariously inaccurate to the time line, and I just noticed now. Can YOU guess what it is?
If you want, you could leave Tasuki a comment in his Live Journal as a prize! So get searching! And READING! Comments are lurved.
Post 19: April 28
So we made it to this nice little town in Sairou. It's so pretty, and this woman (who seriously, kind of looks like a dude) offered to let us stay at her house! She is like a GODDESS! She keeps giving me all the alcohol I want, and her house is so big, we all get our own rooms to sleep in, and she even said we could stay here as long as we like, until Miaka and Tama home boy catch up!
Mannn... I should try to hook up with her. I could get used to the rich life.
Current Mood: Plotty
Comments: Reply: And your point being...?
Tasuki, I am pretty sure she is married, no da.
-Chichiri
Post 20: April 29
Today, I went with the lady out shopping. She wanted someone to carry all her junk, so I offered. I kept sweet talking her, and discovered that she is married, but she is planning on leaving her husband. If she leaves him, she will get to keep all the fortune too, because it was her fathers.
The question here is.. to I move in to the kill? I feel like I'm on a safari to catch a rare beast... Purr-ow!
Current Mood: Catty (KEKEKEKE)
Comments: Tasuki, you seriously have issues. How could you even consider the thought? You make me sick.
...You did not just meow.
-Chiriko
-Chichiri
-Mitsukake
-Hotohori
Today, I had a private drink with the lady. I was soooo wasted, and she helped me to my room. I can barely even see what I am typing!
Current Mood: DRUNK! HAHAHA.
Comments:
This is beginning to get out of hand.
-Chichiri
Post 22: May 1
Chichiri took me to a private room, and decided to have a talk with me. The woman brought me more alcohol, and I commented on how nice she was. Chichiri did as well, but he thinks there is something suspisious. I said it can't possibly be. Chiriko and Mitsukake are smart, and they seem to love it here!
EDIT: Nevermind. We discovered that it was an illusion by the gay member of the Seiryu. To think I almost got cozy with a GAY MAN. I feel so violated.
Current Mood: DISGUSTED
Comments: Reply: Oh, shut your mouth. Well, atleast I got some good research in. I miss her library... I think I am going to cry... WAHHHHHHHHH! Reply: Geeze kid, calm down. We'll find more!
I told you I was right, no da. But does ANYONE ever listen to me, da! No. Didn't think so, na no da.
-Chichiri
-Mitsukake
-Chiriko
Post 23: May 3
We finally caught up with Miaka and Tamahome. I almost killed there Seriyu member Suboshi too. The gay man is dead, and apparently Mad Flute Kid is alive, and well. He is off playing his flute in some town somewhere. Crazy man.
So we are finally on our way to get the Shinzaho.
Oh, and my horse schooled me. But let's not talk about that.
Current Mood: Embarassed.
Comments: Reply: Shut up Tama home boy! Man, if you arrived like... 10 minutes earlier, you would have caught the sexiest guy on guy action ever! Reply: Wow. You are sick. Damned fangirls.
Haha! You were BEATEN! By a HORSE! HAHAHA!
-Tamahome
-Miaka
Post 24: May 4
Through questioning of the townsfolk (and a little bit of bullying on my behalf.. kekekeke!) we discovered that the Byakko Shinzaho is in this shrine that is guarded by the warrior, Tatara.
Tama home boys perverted senshi, and old broad were Byakko senshi, and told us that Tatara would give it to us. Then we discovered that Nakkie-poo (our affectionate nickname to our rival) had taken Tatara away from the Byakko shrine, and are trying to get the Shinzaho out of him.
Tama home boys retarded senshi convince Tama that him and Miaka can't be together, and that Tama should marry their random adopted hot daughter. So Miaka ran away, and we believe she is hunting down the Shinzaho right now.
Thanks alot, Tama, and old perv. If Miaka dies, and we fail to summon Suzaku, it's your heads on my wall.
Current Mood: Happy!
Comments: Reply: I'm just a happy kind of guy! Save Miaka! OR YOU WILL ALL JOIN ME! Reply: Dammit Nuriko's ghost, stop leaving weird replies! It's scarin' me!
..How can you say happy after making a death threat to me!
-Tamahome
-Nuriko
Can you see the where it's horribly off time? I think it's funny how I didn't realize it until now. So anyways, have fun spotting.
And thanks to everyone who has commented. Comments make me keep going!
