Scene: Palutena's garden
"Well, we're running out of things to talk about in SSB4, aren't we?" Asked Pit.
Palutena replied, "Yeah, I noticed. Should we all play some sort of game while we think of more things to talk about?"
"I know! Let's have a tourney!" Viridi shouted.
"No, that'd take too long."
"Drinking contest?" Phosphora suggested.
"Yes, Phosphora, we all know about your drinking problem."
"Dodgeball?"
"YES! THAT'S IT!"
"Posiedon and I will sit out. You whipper-snappers can play. We'll watch," Dyntos put out.
"Okay! Let's... Wait. We don't have any balls in Skyworld." Pit said, dejectedly.
"OH YES, WE DO..." Viridi giggled, and looked at Pit.
"Ahem, yes well..." Pit started.
"You weren't expecting that?" Palutena finished for him.
"Well, it looks like it's up to... Phosphora... and... Dark Pit to go to the human world, and get some dodgeballs."Viridi said.
Dark Pit just grunted, "Hmph. Try and make me."
Viridi pulled out her Rose Staff that had surplus thorns, and Dark Pit's eyes widened in fear.
"O-Okay... Fine, I'll go."
"Let's go, Dark Pitty."
"Fine."
Phosphora flew off in the direction of the Door, and Dark Pit trudged very slowly.
Viridi snarled, "GET A MOVE ON!" and stabbed Dark Pit with her Rose Staff.
"OW! OKAY! I'M GOING!"
Dark Pit and Phosphora fell out of the Door, in search of these strange human objects called "Dodgeballs."