Chapter 4:Can't let you do that ,StarFox!
"I admit,I didn't even aim,but fuck it .That ferret is more fuel for our ships",Wolf said .
"Speaking of which,where did you park them by the way?",Leon asked .
" They booted our ships!",Leon said .Both of them were outside at a hangar that was a few blocks from their apartment,after having changed their clothes from the earlier incident .
"That is bullshit! Since when could they do that?! ",Wolf demanded .
"I don't know! Now we have to do a full background check to to get these off",Leon said .
"Check deez nutz ! I'm getting these things off ,my damn self if it kills me!",Wolf said .
"Watch it,lover .You already got one handicap,do you need another?",Leon said .
"I can make us twins if you like",Wolf warned .The first thing Wolf did was look closely at the mechanism attached to the ships .It was a chain that was attached to the electrical fence nearby .
And like an idiot,he grabbed the chain,electrocuting himself .
He whimpered,his fur poofed out and he fell over .He lye on the ground twitching as Leon approached .
"You could've died you fool",Leon said .He threw a pair of rubber gloves at Wolf who was still recovering from the shock .
"Okay . . .I take back the part about' killin' me",he said .
"Whatever you say",Leon said .Wolf groaned and finally managed to sit up .
"Listen, get to the fuse box and let me know when it's off",Wolf called,surveying the chain machine .Leon did as he was told and came back .
"It's off now,so what's your plan?",Leon said,peering over .After careful and considerable thought,Wolf held the chain and stared intently at it .
Finally,he started biting it .
"What the hell are you doing?!",Leon said .
"Testing it!",Wolf said .He finally released the chain,a smirk on his face .
"It's has heat sensors we we can't use our blasters",Wolf said annoyed .
"Are you kidding me? Why all this?",Leon said .
"They must know who the ships belong to .Gotdamnit,this place was suppose to be abandoned!",Wolf said .
"Next time,I choose where to hide them",Leon said .
"Fine,you do that",Wolf said .
"So what now?",Leon said frustrated .
"You know what? I know exactly what to do",Wolf said .He took out a hand gun and stepped back .He aimed at the chain and shot at it ,only for the bullet to ricochet at him .He ducked just in time and the bullet flew through the fence and struck a car ,setting off the alarm .
"Shit! We're going to be caught now!",Leon said .
"Hide !",Wolf said and he grabbed Leon,tucking him under his arm before running behind some conveniently located crates .
"Who's out there?",the security guard called .
"Ya mom,bitch!",Wolf yelled back .
"What the . . .?",the security guard came over to the crates ,his baton drawn . Wolf snuck up on the guard, snatched his arm and knocked him out with his own baton .
"You can congratulate me for my brilliance as we now have our ships back .Now let's rob this guy an' kick rocks",Wolf said .
"I'm starting to wonder if you're a kleptomaniac .You seem rather fond of stealing",Leon said .
"Hey,you like to torture people,I don't say anything about that",Wolf shot back,searching the guard .
"I only do mild things like, kicking the shit out of people,stuff like water-boarding is a bit extreme for my taste,it's just cruel .Mental torture is so much better .But honestly,I prefer torturing you in the bedroom ",Leon said,dragging his fingers down Wolf's spine .Wolf stiffened as he felt the lizard's thin fingers run down his back .
"Fine,you can torture me all you want later,but we need to get these planes outta here",Wolf said .
"Wasn't there a truck here to hauled these things off?",Leon said .
"They stole our truck!",Wolf yelled .
"Hey,this is the worse part of town,that's what happens .Besides,I believe we stole it first",Leon said .
"Well,when we get a chance,we're stealing it back",Wolf said .
"That's nice and all if you want to go on a dick-mission . . .but what are we doing about our ships now?",Leon asked impatiently .
"The hangars",Wolf said .
"Their are other ships in here",Leon said,frowning .There were to be exact three of them and
"Wait . . .that's an Arwing!",Wolf said with glee .
"Don't do anything foolish ,Wolfus",Leon said exasperated .
"Hey,I know what the hell I'm doing! ",Wolf said .His tail wagging ,he climbed the retractable stairs of the Arwing .He pressed his face against the glass to peer inside .
"See,the gauges are full! We can use these fuel cells,and the batteries!",Wolf called from the ship .
And they spent the night stealing fuel cells from starfighter ships,using a stolen car to bring them back to their home .After the theft,they called some 'friends' to have a hangar cleared out so they could park their Wolfens .And Wolf expertly set a trap (knock out gas and a rope to hang them from the ceiling where due to being passed out ,they would hang for hours and most likely die,or if it worked properly,they'll be pulled up,the rope would be cut by a knife and they'd fall and die anyway .Of course if they survived that, then a beam would fall on them,and they'll surely die .But if you were one of those people who just won't die properly,there was a trap door made in the floor where there was no escape) .
The next day,Fox McCloud went to a hangar with Falco to get their ships .Normally,it was parked in the Great Fox but the ship was under repairs,so they had to find else where to park them .
"Okay you guys,the Great Fox is ready to go,so we can get our ships!",he said ,excited .
"Yeah! Now you can give me those flight lessons you promised Fox!",Slippy said and Fox and Falco winced .
"Yeah . . .about that . . ."
"Okay people,hangar's open!"Falco called .Fox quickly jogged down to the hangar,leaving Slippy behind .
"Alright team,let's head to our ships",Fox said,with his serious face on .
"We're not on a mission,so knock it off",Falco said .
"Sorry ,bad habbit",Fox said,smiling embarassed .
Falco was the first one to get to his ship,then Fox and Slippy was struggling to climb the stairs .
"All systems are go! Let's ready for take off!",Fox said .Falco just stared blankly at Fox's screen for moment before he turned his head .
"Right,all systems are go .Batteries full,fuel gauges are up .Ready when you are",Falco said .
"Slippy,how's it going back there?",Fox called through his com link .
"I'm almost there!,he said .
(10 minutes later)
"He's almost there",Falco said sarcastically,lounging in his Arwing .
"Oh for the love of . . .Slippy,what the fuck?!",Fox said,slamming his controls .He got out of the still running Arwing to go get Slippy .Slippy was looking around his ship for something .
"I-I'm sorry you guys,I can't find my keys",he said embarrassed .
"Open the cockpit ", Fox said frustrated .
Slippy sighed and opened the cockpit to come face to face with a glaring Fox .Slippy shrank back as Fox reached over to the controls and put the key in the ignition .
"Any day now!",Falco called .
"We're ready now",Fox called and went back to his ship without anything .Grumbling,Fox climbed into his ship and shut the cockpit,starting his engines .Fox opened a communication channel .
Fox:Everyone,flight formation,B !
Falco:Let's just fly man,seriously
Fox:Fine ,whatever,ready for lift off
Slippy:Okay!
All of the planes began to leave the hanger and ride toward the strip .After a few feet they lifted up,Fox first,Falco next and Slippy last .Suddenly ,Fox's ship began to jilt and the alarm sounded .
"Wait,what the hell's going on?!",he said .
Falco:Fox,you okay?!
Fox:My fuel cell's dead!Oh my god,I'm gonna-
Fox's Arwing only went about fifty feet before it went right back down nose first and hit the strip .Fox managed to eject from the plane,but the parachute wouldn't take because it was so low .Instead,the pod just shot up,flipped over and landed on the concrete,leaving Fox dangling upside down .
Fox:Falco,come in!
Falco:What the hell was that Fox?!
Fox:My fuel gauge just died!
Slippy:You have no fuel!
Falco:No shit Slippy!
Slippy:Why ya' gotta be mean about it?!
Falco:I am not havin'-oh shit!
Falco's plane was at one hundred feet when it went down and he ended up in the same position as Fox,only his ship landed on the side .
Slippy:I'm okay ,guys!
Falco:What the FUCK? Are you shitting me? How the hell did this happen?!
Fox:Slippy,check your fuel gauges!
Slippy :I'm fine,I'm actually-
Slippy's ship now went down just over one hundred feet .It slid against the strip and made a horrible breaking sound .Slippy ejected out and was the only one to land up right as he should .Fox through out this,was seething .He hit his safety harness and dropped himself from the seat,lucky to land on his feet .He pushed open the door and stumble out ,still dizzy .He looked to see Falco climbing free and falling over the side of the escape pod,hitting the ground with a thud .Slippy seemed to be completely fine,having just got up from his seat .
"What the fuck was that?!Why were our fuel cells out?!",Fox yelled .
"The fuck should I know! They were filled two days ago!",Falco said .
"I'm okay!",Slippy called .
"Not now,Slippy! We need to go get some more fuel cells",Fox said .
"And fix our Arwings,look",Falco said .
All three of the ships lay in ruin and were smoking .
"Just a few scratches .At least they didn't-"
Suddenly,a loud boom sound reached them .The Arwings began exploding one by one .The impact of the blast threw the three Star Fox members off their feet .
Lying down on the ground in agony,Fox frowned .
"All those credits down the drain . . .",he said,defeated .
"This is bullshit,we were sabotaged! ",Falco yelled angrily .He was literally shaking at this point .He kicked his escape pod angrily .
Fox:Peppy,come in,Peppy! This is Fox McCloud
Peppy:Peppy here,what's the emergency?
Fox:Tell General Pepper we won't be doing air missions for a while
Peppy:Why? What happened?!
Falco:Somebody fucked with our ships!Our fuel cells got switched for bad ones and when we tried to fly,we went down !The ships are completely fuckin' totaled!
Peppy:Fine,I'll tell him,but he won't like it .I'll be there soon to survey the damage .Peppy out
Meanwhile,back at their apartment,Wolf and Leon had slept soundly for hours,content with their latest haul .They burried the fuel cells in a hole in the apartment basement where only they could get to them .
It was hours later when Leon awoke to the feeling of Wolf's wet tongue on his cheek .He opened one of his lidded eyes to see a wolf-ish grin in his face .
"Why are you so happy? We didn't fuck each others senseless last night,that I know",Leon said .
"Watch this!",Wolf said .He shoved a laptop at Leon and he watched the video .In it,three Arwings were preparing to take off,dramatically and Fox's voice could be heard saying 'Everyone,flight formation,B !', dramatically .The planes went up and they started to catch altitude .
"Wait,this is the best part!",Wolf said .The planes suddenly went down nose first and slammed into the ground .
"You wanted to fly? Can't let you do that ,Starfox!",Wolf and Leon laughed wickedly and they backed up a copy of the easiest victory they ever won against their arch rivals .
I did it again,another chapter .There shall be moar! XD