Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
'How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone. - Coco Chanel'
Hey People!
Hi Society
I bet you're wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Truth is I never went to bed. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?
Last night was a raging party, I know I saw some acts that only the Upper society of Gardenia would pull when they're letting their very immaculate, glossy hair down.
But what about the morning after? Here are my tips for getting over the hang over;
1. Fluids; mainly water, but sugary drinks are acceptable. Try to avoid any more alcohol at least until eight hours later.
2. A Shower; well, at least you won't look as crap on the outside as you feel on the inside.
3. Breakfast; the only time it is acceptable to eat greasy and excessively, well, apart from the Holidays.
4. A call telling you what happened last night; that should scare you for the next eight hours. See below for what I recorded as happening.
Sightings
For those that got too intoxicated to remember last night, I shall remind you all of that happened last night;
Ruler M leaving the party early, after a confrontation with Princess S, she's officially sunk so far off the radar if she's leaving before midnight.
Boy eying our Princess S with lusty eyes, will sparks fly with scandal or will this be a love from a far?
T arriving late with R, looking like she's got a hot new accessory, one that M seems to want in on. But can there be too much sharing between best friends.
F leaving a little after midnight with Mystery Man, both looking adorable and oh-so-in-love.
A being flirted with by E and G, why was he not supporting the party girl?
B on the balcony with Prince S, having a heart to heart?
F leaving her apartment early thing morning, with a large over night bag and secretive smile, heading for the airport, where's she going? Will we see her again?
Your e-mails:
Q:
Dear Gossip Girl,
I'm newly divorced and I was wondering what an older women (in age not looks) needs to do get a date around here? Has society changed so that only divorced men are appealing?
QueenMoonStar
A:
Dear Moonstar,
Um, I'm no match-maker nor do I study women and men's lives after divorce. But I do know one thing, he or she who dates first wins.
Hope I helped.
Gossip Girl
Q:
To Gossip Girl,
My girlfriend just dumped me recently and is already dating another guy. What can I do to win her back?
Techno boy
A:
Dear TB,
Try sending her flowers at school and sign it your secret admirer, followed by love notes, her favorite chocolates and finally, a romantic night in with her favorite movie.
Gossip Girl
Q:
Dear Gossip Girl,
The girls here are crazy, wild, loud and rude. I find that your blog is the source of their inappropriate ways by blogging their private and personal lives you force some sort of status quo and wager for girls to try and out do each other. Have you no shame in the young and pitiful society you are raising?
GrizzlyG,
A:
Dear GrizzlyG,
Actually I don't have any shame. Maybe you should learn the phrase; if you can't beat them - join them?
Gossip Girl.
Don't forget, no matter how much fun you have, or how much effort you put in there are always consequences, weather that be, drinking to much and waking up with a hangover or flirting with another girls man, you always have to wake up and face yourself and the harsh judgment of others.
You know you love me,
Xoxo
Gossip Girl.