Nanny McFarlen was in the bath tub. They had a nice bath tub at the Sohma's house, it was nice and big enough for her to stretch out in. 'Yeah.' She sighed and leaned back into the bubbles. Today would be the first day of her CRACKING DOWN! and she knew just were she wanted to start.
"I'M CRACKING DOWN ON THAT CAT'S ASS!" Nanny had started to call them by their pet names.
Kyo was the worst of all of them. Annoying, unmannered, disrespectful, violent. She shuddered at the thought of another relative coming to stay with them, this 'Ayame' character. It seemed to be a pattern, none of the Sohma's were normal!
Nanny looked down at her purple notebook. "It's going to get dangerous for you my notebook! Your were I hide all my secrets!" Last night she had caught Yuki eyeing it carefully. He was the smart one, cool and calculating, she'd have to watch out for him.
Nannies plan-
-Change Kyo's cloths, hair, style. PREPATIZE HIM
-Engage Yuki in sports, make him more athletic and less girly/ creepy
-give the maid some time off, since she seemed to be a border, make the med do some of the work!
-put Shigure in drama classes to calm him down
-family time 3 times a week
-share feelings at dinner
"hmm. I wonder how they'll take all this change?" She was going to lay it all out for them after breakfast.
Yuki picked up his toast. "So, today is the day the Nanny cracks down." He sighed and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I'm scared. What if she makes us do even more chores? I won't have time for school work." Tohru absent mindedly fiddled with her spoon
Kyo coughed on his juice. "WHAT! Tohru are you crazy! She'd not giving you any chores to do! She's gunna give you a break and make us do all the work!"
"What are you scared of her cat?"
"Aren't you stupid rat?" Kyo started to stab his napkin with his fork.
"lalalalaa. Good morning silly kitty! Good morning little Yuki! and my lovely Tohru!" Shigure pranced in smiling and sat down at the table.
Stares
Yuki and Kyo huddled together, "What the hell is up with him?"
"I dunno he's way too happy. something's up."
"You think he got laid last night?"
"He was here the whole time! no one came in or out!"
"You sure?"
"yeah I was on the roof all night thinking. unless.."
Kyo and Yuki shot a glance at Tohru who was eating her food still, clueless as usual. They looked back at each other uneasily.
"You don't think?" doubted Kyo
"NO!" they said in unison
"Of course not" Yuki said to reassure himself. They both sat down, Suspicious of Shigure.
"GUESS WHAT!" Shigure yelled, "AYA's COMING TO VISIT TODAY!"
"NOOO!" all three children screamed in fear and leapt up from the table.
"Monster!" screamed Yuki as they tried to escape. But nanny McFarlen blocked their path.
"uh ahh! naughty children we must talk! sit down!"
Nanny laid down the new house rules to everyone-"One," she said, The camera zoomed in on her face,
"Starting now we will all have family time three times a week. You will get together and share your feelings at dinner, breakfast and whatever." She wasn't surprised at the shocked, even despondent looks she received from the men. All focus was on Kyo. They, Nanny and the Producers, had decided earlier that he would be the most entertaining to film. Tohru looked fine though. 'poor dear must be a little slow.'
"Second I'm not really happy with the arrangement you have with miss Honda here so she will be receiving a much needed break from her work. All you men will be taking over half of her duties. It's disgusting having such a young lady do all your work for you."
At this Tohru's mouth dropped open. 'would they even keep her here for half the chores?' "But-"she started but Nanny waved her hand for silence.
"It is final. Now concerning you all individually." Her expression darkened, as did Kyo and Yuki's. Nanny paused for effect, maybe a bit too long because the camera man coughed.
"Nanny, " he whispered, "please continue soon!"
"Right sorry, KYO! You will be given a new change in wardrobe to humble your over, how should we say.. zealous personality? I will be placing strict time limits on your activities and miking your room."
"WHAT!" Kyo almost fainted in shock, "WHY DO YOU NEED TO MIKE MY ROOM YOU STUPID WENCH!" At that Shigure smacked Kyo upside the head.
"Very nice Shigure! To answer your question Kyo, I've noticed that you like to sneak out at night an lay on the roof. It is very dangerous for young men to be climbing roofs so the microphone is to ensure no sneaking."
Kyo moaned. 'new style? no privacy?'
"That's not all your worried about her hearing is it?" Yuki sent Kyo an evil look.
"Can it you dam rat!"
"As for YUKI!" the boy in question looked up from Kyo's headlock. "I'm enrolling you in boxing. I feel that your much too girly and skinny. You need to buff up and let out all that anger you have." Nanny looked pleased with herself. "Shigure I suggest that you discipline the boys more often as you did just now. You use leek to smack Kyo, and for Yuki I believe a good spanking will suffice.
Shigure nodded in agreement. Kyo and cackled in the background. "You have to be spanked!" SMACK!
Shigure stuffed a head of leek into kitty's mouth. "Bad Kyo!"
"Now as for these rude pet names you all have, Rat, cat, dog, I don't like them. Use your proper names for now. I will be assisting Shigure in the discipline process, that it all. everything starts now!"
"CUT!" The camera man shouted.
"Shigure my pet! Little brother I'm here! Ayame has arrived!" Ayame bursted through the door carrying several large suit cases. He flourished his red coat and smiled at the camera.
"Snake! It's not on anymore!" Yuki shouted and ran to his room, Kyo was already climbing out the window for escape.
"SMACK BAM!" Shigure caught Yuki over his lap smacked him 3 times. "AHH! not in front of Ayame no!" Yuki cried and ran away.
Kyo looked dazed and sick on the floor. He had more leek shoved in his mouth. Nanny McFarlen waved it in his face, "hmmph! That'll teach you to climb through windows!"
"Aya!" Shigure smiled and his favorite cousin. "So good to see you! It wasn't cold was it?" the two clasped hand and skipped upstairs were they could talk more privately.
"Oh no dear cousin. I survived the long, grueling taxi drive over here. But the smell of the gas was horrible on my delicate nose."
"Well Aya doing what we always do should make you happy."
"YES!" they said in unison
a/n yes yes, now soon Ayame will start to cause UTTER CHAOS! Hatori will show up, and eventually a meeting with Akito will be scheduled.