A/N Hey guys!! Sorry I haven't updated for ages!!! I was grounded from the computer, for getting on the computer without permission!!!! UGGGGHHHH!!!! Well I'm updating now, so I'll shut up so you can read!! Enjoy "NO EDWARD!!!!" ! BYEZZZZ!!

Disclaimer:

edward: HEY! Who does this girl think she is!!! Stephanie Meyer owns twilight, not her!! Hey, Nicole!! Come Here!!

nikki-bai: Yes

edward: You do not own twilight!!!!

nikki-bai: I know I was getting to that.

edward: also you have to at least give credit to- wait, what?

nikki-bai: I was about to say that, idiot!! I do not own Twilight, Stephanie Meyer does. Happy now!!

edward: yes

nikki-bai: *mutters* idiot

Moral of story: I do not own the all mighty Twilight, the all mighty Stephanie Meyer does!! Byezzz!!

NO EDWARD!!!!

Psychic-pixie logged on

Jazzy-per logged on

Psychic-pixie: the others will log on in 30 seconds

Jazzy-per: we should sign off then back on so the others wont see our convo

Psychic-pixie: k

Psychic-pixie logged off

Jazzy-per logged off

Psychic-pixie logged on

Jazzy-per logged on

Mommy logged on

Bella logged on

Emmy-bear logged on

Rose logged on

The-doc logged on

Topdog logged on

Mommy: alright alice what is it?

Psychic-pixie: edward is acting really weird! Hes packing!

(jasper sends waves of panic and hurt to everyone, the most to bella!)

Bella: hes WHAT?!

Mommy: bella dear calm down

Bella: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!

Psychic-pixie: jazz…….

Jazzy-per: on it

(jasper calms down bella a little so she wont hurt anyone, really only herself)

Mommy: bella, are you okay dear?

Bella: yeah, now WHERE IS EDWARD? EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward logged in

Bella: EDWARD WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!!!!????????

Edward: 'sigh' im just so tired of everyone playing pranks on me, so im going to volterra to finally become a part of the volturi.

Everyone but edward and jacob: WHAT!!!!!!??????

Topdog: WHAT!!!!!!!??????????

Rose: dog, why did u scream what?

Topdog: I got bored

Edward: okay then, I was also hoping, jazz and alice will you come with me?

The-doc: edward don't be stupid

Topdog: yeah don't be stupid, take all of the other bloodsuckers with u

Bella: Jacob, shut up! Edward please don't leave we're sorry for all the pranks we played on u

Emmy-bear: yeah bro stay here with all of us ur family

Edward: sorry guys its too late. So jazz, alice will u come too?

Psychic-pixie: sure edward this place is too boring anyways

Edward: cool, jazz?

Jazzy-per: sure watev

(by now bella is sobbing hysterically while Jacob is trying to comfort her)

Bella: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! AND ALICE!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU LLEAVE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzy-per: and wat abt me?

Bella: yea sure how could you jasper blaa blaa blaa

Edward: DOG GET OFF OF BELLAS COMPUTER!!!!

Topdog: how did u know it waz me?

Edward: bella would miss jasper too

Jazzy-per: you would miss me too bella?

Bella: of course I will jasper I luv u like a brother

Jazzy-per: OH BELLA!!!! I wont go anywhere!!!! This was all just a prank me edward and alice were playing on you!!!!!!!!!

Edward: jasper shut up!

Everyone but alice, edward, and jasper: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

Psychic-pixie: RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella: EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD U DO SUCH A THING TO ME!!!!!!!....er………us.

Edward: I did it to get back at all of you for the pranks you played on me!!!!!

Bella: DON'T USE THAT TONE WITH ME MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: bella I just-

Bella: OH SHUT UP AND QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING!!!!!

Topdog: I don't know bout you guys, but im getting out of here before bella blows her top

Topdog logged out

psychic-pixie logged out

emmy-bear logged out

rose logged out

mommy logged out

the-doc logged out

bella: EDWARD COME HERE SO I CAN RIP YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: oh no…..

Edward logged off to run away from bella

Bella: OH NO U DONT

Bella logged off to chase edward, she will need help so everyone else logs off to help her.

phychic-pixie logged on

jazzy-per logged on

phychic-pixie: did u get the tape edited yet, jazz?

jazzy-per: almost we should be able to show it to the family soon

psychic-pixie: k lets go

jazzy-per: k

phychic-pixie logged off

jazzy-per logged off

A/N Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter!! And I promise that next chapter will be of the videos!!! Luv ya all!!! Byezzzz!!!!