Disclaimer: All the rights to the characters belong to Rooster teeth not me

Disclaimer: All the rights to the characters belong to Rooster teeth not me!

"So Caboose do you ever think?" Tucker asked after a moment of silence Tucker wandered inside to see what Tex was up to.

"Church you are such an arrogant " Tex growled.

"You love it." Church laughed Tucker peeked around the corner and saw Church and Tex sitting on the edge of the bed, somehow both were solid and outside their armor. Tucker couldn't believe his eyes Tex was hot, she must have been the girl in that picture her hair was dark red, her eyes were baby blue, she was wearing a black top with black leather pants. Church had dark blonde hair, green eyes, and was wearing a white muscle shirt, and they looked like they were about to kiss.

"Tucker are you lost?" Tex asked turning towards Tucker's hiding spot.

"Umm… Nope I'm just lookin' for Caboose." Tucker said, "But if you need company I'm available bow chika bow wow, damn Church you hit the jackpot Tex is a hottie!"

"Tucker out NOW!" Tex and Church growled both pointing their pistols at him.

"Ok I'm leaving." Tucker said diving behind another wall when he was out of sight.

"Tucker out!" Tex laughed and Tucker sulked off. "Church what if someone comes in?"

"What if they do?" Church asked "You didn't mind when your parents caught us in your living room."

"That was different we weren't in a war." Tex said trying to stifle a moan.

"Reds won't be back today." Church insisted, Tucker snuck back in and glanced around the corner to see Tex and Church kissing passionately, he also noticed the initials 'LC' on her shoulder.

"We're gonna get caught." Tex laughed Tucker ran outside.

"No we're not." Church insisted kissing Tex's neck.

"What if Caboose comes in?" Tex said her voice trailing off as her and Church fell back onto the bed. Meanwhile outside Tucker had realized that Caboose really stunk.

"Caboose when was the last time you showered?" Tucker asked sniffing Caboose.

"I'm afraid of water." Caboose said and after a moment of silence spoke again, "If we bath in blue water do the reds bath in red water.

"God you're retarded Caboose." Tucker said watching Doc play with Junior who was trying to bite him. "Caboose just go shower."

"Okay Tucker!" Caboose grinned going inside the base and saw Church and Tex's armor although they were no where to be found. He picked up the armor "Churchie do you want to shower with me?" Caboose carried the armor inside the bathroom with him.

Outside the base Tucker was chasing Junior when he spotted Church without armor looking at something in the sniper rifle. "Umm… Church where is your armor and how are you not a ghost?"

"My armor is inside and I figured out how to materialize." Church said like it was obvious.

"What are you looking at?" Tucker asked.

"Nothing." Church insisted as Junior hugged his leg, "Get this ugly creature off of me!!"

"He's not ugly!" Tucker insisted picking up his child, "Where did Tex go?"

"How would I know that?" Church growled.

"Because you were in the base with her." Tucker pointed out.

"She was—" Church began before Caboose came running out of the base screaming.

"I'm sorry Texas I didn't know you were in there!" Caboose yelled hugging a rubber ducky. "Church Tex is gonna kill me!"

"She'll get over it." Church muttered.

"I don't wanna die!" Caboose cried.

"Will you shut up if I go talk to her?" Church asked annoyed with Caboose.

"Yes." Caboose smiled.

"Fine I'll go you moron." Church muttered walking off.

"Church is a nice person." Caboose smiled petting Junior.

"Yeah I don't think that's the same Church that I know." Tucker said. "He wants to kill the reds for the fun of it."

"No that's Texas silly." Caboose grinned stupidly.

"Yeah but she's being paid big bucks." Tucker said.

A/N: Sorry this took so long I've been busy with other things mainly with my sister and I's WWE story check it out on her profile Kandy54 "Wrestling Backstage".