With a loud cracking noise you kick the door off of its hinges. You didn't mean to kick it out completely, just open, but whatever. You guess a Strider is too strong to just open a door the normal way. This way of entering is way more ironic anyways.
"Daaveee! Was that really necessary?" Jade asks you, rolling her green blinkers at you yet again. You hate it when she does that, yet you are getting used to it in an ironic way.
"Hell fucking yes." You reply, now entering the hallway which the door leads to. You make your way towards the left, only stopping to check which doors are locked and which ones aren't. All of the doors are locked, except for the last one at the end of this part of the long hallway. At least, that was the plan.
"Fuck." You mumble as you try to get the door open. You should have known your brother would plan something behind your back. You give the door another furious yank but it's not very effective. You turn around and tell your friends to move back a bit. You then leap towards the door and crash into it, shoulders first, in an attempt to burst this shit open. You miserably fail and hit the floor with an un-ironic crash.
"Double fucking fuck." You spit out, trying to get up again to save your cool image.
"Uh Dave, what's wrong?" John asks you, raising his eyebrow.
"Nothing, I just expected that door to be open. And put that eyebrow down right now Egbert." You reply, wondering if Jade is going to make another stupid remark like always.
"Why the hell would you expect it to be open if the rest of the doors are locked too?" Jade snarls at you, crossing her arms. "This is getting suspicious Dave."
"Man I don't know, I just thought that that door would be the only one that wouldn't lock itself up like a fucking nerd with no life who was trying to get to the next level of a stupid game. " You reply to her.
"Guys, please don't start screaming at each other again, you'll make the ghosts angry!" John blurts out, covering his mouth with his hands as soon as he is finished with his sentence.
"What ghosts? Is there something you didn't tell us John?" Jade asks, now turning to face him.
"Well uh, according to the girl there is a ghost somewhere in the attic." John says nervously.
"Haha, yeah right Egbert, fuck ghosts." You say, smirking at your best friend.
"Dave, I don't think it's a good idea to mess with them!" John yells at you, now looking around nervously while adjusting his shirt every two seconds, a thing he does most often like when he's nervous in class during a presentation.
"Yeah whatever." You say, thinking how about you and bro had planned this brilliant prank on John and Jade, and Rose if she would have joined you. You know that either bro planned something behind your back or something is going on in this house. You don't know which one is worse though, bro can do some pretty nasty shit sometimes.
"Let's just try the other doors now, shall we?" Jade states, walking towards the other end of the hallway.
You follow her, leaving John behind. He's probably lost in his own thoughts again because he is just staring blankly at the wall. After catching up with Jade you see John waking up from his daydream (probably involving shitty movies), and when he notices that he is all alone on the other side of the room he does a silly looking jump and comes running towards you.
"Nice jump Egbert." You say while bursting out in laughter. "Do you do that more often?"
"It's just really, really scary in here!" He says, acting even more nervous now.
"Jeez Egbert, calm your shit." You reply, lowering your shades a bit to glare at him. "It's not like we're going to die here or something."
"Or will you?"
The voice comes out of nowhere and even you lose your cool for a fraction of a second. Jade just screams and John clings to you. You do not realize though because you are too busy trying to see where the voice is coming from.
"Hahaha, you're foolishness is rather entertaining."
"Man, fuck, Bro I know that is you! Even though you sound a lot more… feminine." You wonder how he got his voice to sound like that. He probably just got some ironic technical voice changer.
"What are you blabbering about? Just try to get out of this house, I wonder if you three will succeed."
And with that the voice disappeared again, leaving you alone to think. Or in Jade's case, to scream until you pop a fucking lung, and in John's case, to cling to you and have a nervous breakdown.
"Fuck Harley, shut the fuck up will you? And Egbert for god's sake!" Man these two are such babies. But then again, they have no idea of what you and your brother had originally planned.
After you finally get Jade to shut up you decide to try the other doors and see where they lead to. You don't mind John clinging to you, honestly, he looks pretty fucking scared and you don't want him to start foaming from the mouth.
You put your hand on one of the handles and you slowly push it down. This one doesn't seem to be locked.
"A-are you sure about this Dave?" Jade asks you with a rather scared expression.
"We got to get out of this place Harley, and the only way to do that is to find another exit."
"Wait, how do you know for sure that the door is locked now?" She replies, raising an eyebrow at you.
Fuck. You forgot that John and Jade do not know about the plan you made with bro.
"Well, it would be logical since the voice is saying that we won't get out alive." You fucking hope she buys this crap.
"It sounds a bit suspicious, but I guess you are right, Dave." She replies.
You take a deep breath. You got pretty lucky right there, but you have to be more careful with your words.
"Let's go." And with that you throw the door open.