A/N: Hey, thanks for the reviews. Sorry that I haven't had any Jasper in the story, but I'll think of something good for him.

Acullen: Edward? Why are you on? You only IM Bella nowadays.

Ecullen: Serious? No, I talk to everyone.

Acullen: Whatevs. So where are you?

Ecullen: In New York with Bells.

Acullen: Since when? She NEVER told me!!

Ecullen: She must hate you then. Rolls Eyes

Acullen: I'm stuck here with whiney little Rosalie. Guess what she did this time?

Ecullen: Um, did she… strip at a bar? Wear a 2-inch skirt to school?

Acullen: No, even better. She was IM-ing Emmett (Who is mysteriously in Canada) from a coffee shop, and they started to have cyber-sex. I guess it's against the laws. And get this- Esme walked in the shop and read all of the convo!

Ecullen: ROTFL! Oh, and the Emmett in Canada thing is because I gave him some anesthesia and put him on a bus to Canada as a joke.

Acullen: Josh, I didn't know you knew ROTFL… Wow, I didn't think you had that kind of joke in you!

Ecullen: Yeah.

Acullen: So anyways, I'm stuck with Rosalie. She has had many lectures by Carlisle and Esme and has been crying so much that she keeps putting mascara on to look like she has been crying for hours, since it runs down the face in all. I stick with waterproof even though I'm not the waterworks kind of person.

Ecullen: Gosh, I thought it was exciting here! Me and Bella, well, we, kinda… never mind.

Acullen: Spit it out! You haven't said a word on here.

Ecullen: Okay, so we were sort of getting into it, and before we knew it, we weren't wearing any clothes

Acullen: OMFG!

Ecullen: Then, some hobo ran into our hotel room and took our clothes. We both grabbed the hotel bath robes, and got our hair wet as if we took a shower, and went down to the lobby. We asked if they had seen our clothes, and they said some guy burned them in the parking lot.

Acullen: What did u do?

Ecullen: We walked down NYC in bathrobes and bought some clothes!

Acullen: WOW! That's crazy for you guys to do that!

Ecullen: Yep. Bella is still hiding under the covers on our bed. She is so cute when she gets embarrassed!

Acullen: Rosalie is asking how many times you guys have had sex there.

Ecullen: Not enough… did you know that humans can get sore 'down there' after having too much intercourse?

Acullen: TMI!! Ew, I so didn't need to know that! That is something Bella should tell me. Not Bella's boyfriend.

Ecullen: Sheesh!

Acullen: So, how good is she?

Ecullen: At what?

Acullen: …

Ecullen: Oh, I see. I can't tell you. Some one told me that Bella should tell you everything, not Bella's boyfriend.

Acullen: Rosalie wants to know if Bella used her shoes.

Ecullen: She most definitely did use Rosalie's… pleasure shoes.

Acullen: This convo is going nowhere. Bye!

…Acullen has left the room…

…Rhale has entered the room…

Ecullen: Rose, what's with the stupid questions?

Rhale: Idk. I'm a bit flustered.

Ecullen: Cybersex?

Rhale: Cybersex. Esme is so mad and embarrassed. It is sooo awkward.

Ecullen: I can still pick up on her thoughts. Want to know what she is thinking?

Rhale: Do tell.

Ecullen: Okay, she isn't surprised by you're behavior since things like this have happened in the past… but she thinks that you would have better judgment.

Rhale: Duh! I figured that out on my own!

Ecullen: Esme and Carlisle do the Cybersex thing too, you know. Just catch them in the act.

Rhale: Brilliant! When will they be doing that?

Ecullen: Tonight at 7:30.

Rhale: As much as I hate you, your powers amaze me. You can hear our mother's thoughts from all the way across the country!

Ecullen: I do rock. Enough to rock your socks?

Rhale: No. I still hate you a bit. Do you know when Emmett will be back?

Ecullen: Sorry, sis. Ask Alice. I'm no fortune teller.

Rhale: Ok, c ya!

A/N: I hope you guys liked it. It was kind of weak though, I ran out of ideas. The next chapter will be a Jasper and Emmett chat!! Will be up in a couple hours, maybe more or less!