A/N: This is something I found and wrote a while back (in October actually). The 4th scene is something that YuanShao told me.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! All hail Koei!
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Chapter 4
The Wei and Shu armies are at Chang Ban. Cao Cao has come across Liu Bei's horse, Hex Mark.
CC: Oh! I wanna ride Liu Bei's horse!
Cao Cao rides Hex Mark around.
CC: He he! Ha ha!
Meanwhile…in the archer tower…
Archer: Hey! Look! It's Liu Bei!
Archer 2: Come on! Let's kill him! Cao Cao will be very pleased with us!
PING!
Cao Cao fell off of Liu Bei's horse.
Archer: You got him!
Archer 2: YES!
They go downstairs to ground level.
Archer 2: Oh no!
Archer: What?
Archer 2: That was Cao Cao I shot.
Archer: Oh my days!
CC: You fool! You fodder! Such folly!
Cao Cao dies.
Archer: What the hell was all that about?
Archer 2 shrugs shoulders.
Down in hell…
CC: I got killed for riding Liu Bei's horse!
Nobunaga: Hey! You jacked my words!
Lu Bu: Mine too!
CC: Hey, we can all be friends…right? Cut me some slack!
Zhuge Liang: Shame on your batty! You died because of my brilliant plan! Muhahahaha!!!
Wei: Happy birthday dear Cao Cao, happy birthday to you!
Sima Yi: Cao Cao, open your present from me!
Cao Cao opens the present.
CC: A cow costume?
SY: Yes. Wear it!
Cao Cao puts on the costume.
CC: I look like an idiot.
SY: I know.
CC: Mhat mu must may!? (translation: what you just say)
SY: Muhahahaha!
CC: Mi'm murning minto ma mow! (I'm turning into a cow)
SY: Yes, you are!
Cao Cao turns completely into a cow.
CC: Moo!
Cao Cao done a pee.
Cao Pi can up out of the pee.
Wei: What!?
CP: Urgh! I'm made from pee!
SY: Well…that's why you're called Cao Pi, get it - cow pee!
Zhao Yun did a fart.
"How annoying." Mitsunari said.
Zhang Fei did a burp in his ear.
"How annoying." Mitsunari said
Xu Zhu was chomping away in his other ear.
"How annoying!" Mitsunati said.
Zhang Jiao was 'singing', it was more like screaming!
"HOW ANNOYING." He said over all the noise.
"Justice…justice…justice…justice…" Ma Chao was saying.
"How annoying!!!" Mitsunari repeated.
Then an atomic bomb dropped on him.
"HOW ANNOYING!!!" Mitsunari yelled.
Lu Bu wakes up and gets dressed. He appears in a house. There is a party there. Dong Zhuo is dressed as a clown. He squirts Xiao Qiao in the face with water from his flower.
"This is insane!" Lu Bu yells. Zhao Yun, Liu Bei and Ma Chao arrive.
"WHAT'S UP? WE'RE GANGSTER YO!" they say. They all laugh and then the party ends.
One day Guan Ping went to France.
"Oh my god! It's Zhang Liao!" he yelled at the first person he saw. "Oh my god! It's Zhang Liao!" he yelled at the next person. He seemed to think that Zhang Liao was French…and that all these people were Zhang Liao… Of course, Guan Ping had never met Zhang Liao; otherwise he'd notice that Zhang Liao was in fact Chinese. What had Guan Yu been telling him???
"Oh my god! It's Zhang Liao!" a French person yelled at him.
"No, it's not…" Guan Ping said. What?! These people are crazy…I'm Chinese…not French… he thought.
A/N: I have no idea what that last one was… For those of you who have no idea who Mitsunari is, he is a new character in Samurai Warriors 2. He has a fan…