Final Fantasy Cafe

Crystal: Back in action again!!!! Anyway I'm so excited, I finally got my first debate done Yay!

mumbling can be heard in the backround

Crystal: Hey! Well anyway, todays announcers will be Celes Chere and Terra Bradford, take it away ladies

Terra: Umm, ok well, we have two new debaters today

Celes: The debaters will be Cecil Harvey and.......Sephiroth??

Cloud: We're all doomed!!!!

Cecil: But why do I have to debate, I don't like to argue!

Crystal: Jesh, just get your but up to the podium!

Sephiroth: I would just like to dedicate this to all my fans *wink*

Terra: Are villians allowed to wink?

Celes: I don't know

Rydia: One question, how come Sephiroth is the only villian here?

Crystal: Cause he's the only cool one

Cecil: My brother is evil, what is he doing here?

Kain: You idiot, he turned to the side of good at the end of the game

Cecil: What took him so long?

Goblez: I don't like to be talked to as if I weren't here

Zidane: But is he?

Daggar: Zidane!!

Kain: Ask your brother Cecil and not me, I don't remember you being this dumb,.....must be the side effects of Rosa

Crystal: Awww, your first quarrel as a couple

Cloud: I know why you put Cecil up there!!!

jumping up and down in his seat

Cid: Stop jumping up and down you pansey

Cloud: Oh sorry, but anyway.......because you know that debates take along time and Cecil will be standing up there and then Kain can't get to him!

Crystal: And guess what?! You can't get to Sephiroth either! -_-

Celes: Well anyway lets actually try to get the debate started

Everyone: Says who?

Celes: Says me before I stick this sword up your asses

takes out the Ultima Weapon

Chirp

Chirp (of crickets duh)

Locke: Can that be possible?

Celes: Locke....,.............,shutup

Locke: Yes mam

Cid: Man he's whipped

Locke: Am not, just agreeable

Terra: Well anyway, Crystal suggested that we ask the cast of Final Fantasy on what to debate on, or else she'll have to use the back up

Galuf: I have a great idea!!

Everyone: What?!

Galuf: Umm, I forget

Tifa: Yeah, another question to ask the author, how come the people that are supposedly dead are, kind of alive

Crystal: You know what I'm done with asking questions, ask Sephiroth

Sephiroth is signing autographs to all the fan girls that are standing in line

Sephiroth: I'm available Saturdays (to girl in line)

Vincent: Why should we ask him, he might freak out on us again

Crystal: VINNIE!!! Your actually awake!!!!

Vincent nods his head

Crystal: COOL!!

Cid: Why don't we have beer here?

Ramza: Cause its a cafe

Cid: Did I ask you $%@%@%@%@@@#$%#%#^#$%#%$#$^$%#$% $#%#^%$$#^#^#^%^#^%$^%#^%#^#^%#^#^%#^%%#%^$%^&%&%*^&%^%$&^%&#$^#^$^%%$&^$#%^@#$$#@!$#@%#%@$%$@%#%^$#$%##%^#^%#^%$^#^%$^%

Edgar: How does he do it?

Quistis: Many years of practice

Cid: I'm not that old

Bartz: How come you didn't curse at her?

Cid: Because she's a woman you $@$%##@%$@# %$%@^%$ #^$# %$@^$@^$ %@ #^$@#^$@#%^$#^$%#^#^%#$%#%@$#%@%^%$@%$#%@&$&$*%&^@##@^$*%*%$^#%#@&%&$%^#$&$^&$&

goes on for another half an hour

Cid: Now I'm missin the Dukes!

Rydia: What?

Tifa: The Dukes of Hazard, we constantly have to hide the remote

Goblez: Umm so for my daily question, is this almost over?

Crystal: Why I ought to......!!!!!!!!!!!

Crystal is running around chasing after Goblez with a coffee pot

Terra: Well since the author is kind of busy

Celes: We'll end this fanfic

Terra & Celes: Signing off for now, Seeya next time!!

*all rights belong to squaresoft and anything mentioned above belong to their rightful owner, please review, I love to hear what ya have to say*

Oh yeah, thanks Arouet for constantly nagging me about continuing the story.