And here we are with Chapter 3, mi amigos y amigas! Hope y'all are enjoyin the story so far. Now before we begin I'd like to answer some questions im sure you guys are askin yourselves
First off, I made Hades more mild mannered and affable than his usual counterpart. Given that James Woods is in his seventies I figured why not?
Also yes, Scott, Jean and Bobby are from Marvel because as you all are aware Disney owns Marvel. So that said, please please no flames or any disrespect like that ok?
Thirdly, at some point idk when but at some point Ratcliffe will launch into his Mine Mine Mine song. Its my personal favorite its really catchy and I always burst into laughter when it gets to Mel Gibsons singing lines! He sounds so dubbed!
Finally, Tiana will be a sassy obnoxious loud mouthed sassy woman. No offense to readers of African American color. Its just the way I write
Now awayyy we go with Chapter 3! Thanks so much for your cooperation. Now without further ado, the next installment in the Walt Disney University High series...
Oh and a bonus cookie if you can guess just what will the theme be for this chapter if you saw the title. I think it'll seem quite obvious :)
Tuesday Morning
First Period- Music with Mr. Sebastian Crab
6:45 AM to 9:00 AM
"Jesus Christ Superstar? Oh my god thats my favorite musical!" Mulan squealed excitedly
"How is it your favorite exactly? It involves the main guy getting betrayed, his temple trashed by looters, whipped, humiliated by Herod and nailed to a tree!" Adam remarked
"Ok I admit it does sound kind of sad but hey its the music that really makes it fun!" Esmeralda commented positively
"Yeah! Even better the guy who played him in the movie is turning 74 this Wednesday!" Hercules chimed in
"Whoa! This guy was born in the 40s? No wonder hes such an iconic singer!" Flynn gasped
"Alright my guppies, Esmeralda will be performing I Dont Know How To Love Him. Please pay attention" Sebastian instructed in his Jamaican accent. Esmeralda took a sip of her Sobe water, stood up, waited for her cue than began
Tonight...
I dont know how to love him
What to do, how to move him?
I have changed, oh yes I've changed
In these past few days when I see myself
I seem like someone else
I dont know how to take this
I dont see why he moves me
Hes a man, yes, hes just a man
Ive had so many men before
In oh so many ways,
He's just one more
Should I bring him down?
Should I scream or shout?
Should I speak of love?
Let my feelings out?
I dont know how Ive come to this
Whats it all about?
Yet, ifhe said he loves me
I'd be lost, Id be frightened
I wouldnt cope, No I couldnt cope
I'd turn my head, I'd back away
Wouldnt want to know
He scares me so
Esmeralda exhaled with a smile as the class erupted into applause. Quasi gave her an approving grin. Esme smiled back showing how much she appreciates the hunchback
Later, at Judge Frollo's class...
Its no surprise that many students oncelived in fear of Judge Claude Frollo, the strict, no nonsense holier than thou teacher. Hades himself feared Frollohavingheard of his past as an iron fisted judge with a nasty grudge against
gypsies. Fortunately, Hades provoked the judge with a restraining order forbidding him of his law practices and his prejudiced opinions in the halls of the school. Another moral chain that Frollo was clasped onto was his grandchild, none other than
/one Aurora Briar.
Allow me to explain if you will. You see, Frollo is the father of Auroras ever loving mom Leah
Leah Briar had a...difficultchildhood under the ever watchful eyes of her intimidating father. He considered Saturday morning cartoons, cereal, sweets and whatnot heathen temptations by the Devil and harshly forced the poor girl to
/unsavory and extremely unappetizing diet lo carb foods
However on the night of Leah's ninth birthday, Frollo was visited by the Queen of the Universe Hippolyta who was deeply disappointed in his cruel inhuman negligence to his child. Therefore she made an ultimatum: give proper love and care to Leah and her
/future child or be imprisoned on Themysciera as punishment. Feeling his pitch black heart fade, Frollo heeded the Queen's wishes and from that day on, he gave young Leah the love support tutoring and shelter any parent would do. Frollo was the first
/toknow when word of Leah becoming Queen was spread, however, he had shown dislike in her now ex husband Stefan, suspecting the young Russian prince to be an arrogant egotistical and narcissistic jerk who only wanted Leahs wealth and the throne.
/Naturally,
Leah was right.
Nevertheless, the day Aurora was born transformed Frollo from a stern frightening elder into a compassionate kindhearted loving man. A sort of Ebenezer Scrooge transformation if you will.
Now... Frollo isnt exactly one who has a selection of prize pupils, but if anyone should ask, he'd have to answer with Esmeralda, Quasi, Anna, Flynn, Arthur and, you guessed it, Hercules, WDUH's favorite son. Frollo has been friends with Amphitryon since
/the founding of the school and unbeknownst to the demigod, was stealthily observing his origins from behind the scenes.
And as if on cue who strolled into the honorable Judges room but Hercules himself right on time as always
"Your impeccable timing is most impressive, dear boy" Frollo rasped in a hollow baritone voice with a British accent. Given his French background, a lot of people were amazed by his headon use of the English dialect, which explains Frollo emigrating to
/the US in the winter of 1994.
"Thanks Judge. Oh, um, heres my report on the Spanish Inquisition as you requested sir" Hercules spoke, clumsily rummaging through his bag until he got the folder he needed, which he quickly gave to Frollo's bony wrinkled hands, yet his skin seemed unusually...
/youthful. It was rumored that in the summer of '96, he had fallen into a spa of molten fire water that instead of burning him to a crisp... had rejuvenated him with impressive stamina and manpower but alas both effects were temporary except the rejuvenating
Given that he was born in the times of the Axis and Allies, he now seemed more like in his early forties. Nobody even considered asking about the jeweled rings on his fingers. One source claimed he borrowed them from an abandoned fortune tellers shopin
/Louisiana around springtime of 2011.
"Good morning my pupils. I trust Mr Crab revived your organs and bodies with his use of harmonious instruments?" Frollo asked warmly, a few baffled by his words
"He said was Sebastians music lesson energizing?" Esmeralda translated, the others nodding in understanding
"Thanks for the subtitling, Ms Lovemoore. Now if we can open to page 31, we shall continue our cover of the American Civil War. And please remember, there willbe a quiz this period so do not dismiss it as a training exercise. That goes
/especiallyfor you, Mr. Fitzherbert" Frollo spoke, his eyes fixated on Flynn who was turning white like the tiles on the floor
"Oh for heavens sake, do cease the overacting, Flynn! I was joking" Frollo replied, everyone instantly halting what they were doing. Quasimodo even spat out his bottled Aquafina water in shock. In what seemed like 22 years, never, ever, everhadJudge
/Frollo shown one moment of humor.
"...Are...are you an alien?" Flynn stuttered nervously, sweat dropping off his head as Herc and the others gently snickered. "Maybe" Frollo taunted, a bone chilling maniacal grin on his face. That did it. Flynn let out a girlish yell then fainted like
/aton of rebar wood
"...Oh I've been waitingto do that since last week" Frollo chuckled, wiping his brow before clearing his throat. "Now, Hercules? If you'd be kind to drop off Flynn at Nurse Atta's? Tell her he had a bit of a cultureshock" Frolloasked,
/a smile creeping up on his face
"...I dont get it, is hean alien?" Mowgli whispered to Peter. With an exasperated grunt, Peter slapped the naive Mancub up the head
"Zip it and pay attention jungle boy" Peter instructed, Mowgli recomposing himself and doing as told
Meanwhile...
Hades sighed in relaxation. The day was bright and warm. Sky was clear and not one bad report in sight. A sneer formed as he gleefully reminisced of acquiring the principal position over pompous J Henry Waternoose. Sniggering as he pictured the teeth
/gnashing glare on the octospider's face, the door swung open and guess who came in?
Yup its the one and only Hercules!
"Well well if it isnt my favorite Wonderboy. Say whats with Flynn? No wait... Frollo pranked him, didnt he?" Hades assumed
"Yup. I kinda sensed he would do that" Herc commented
"Really? What made you suspect it?" Hades quizzed
"He was wearing a Monty Python tie" Herc answered, Hades nodding in acknowledgement as he re opened the newspaper.
At the nurse's office Atta Louis Dreyfus was hard at work. Well, if by work, meaning recklessly scrubbing the floor up and down then yes, she was working.
"Miss Atta?" Hercules asked, the frenzied nurse ant shrieking before exhaling after seeing who startled her
"Oh! H-Hercules! Sorry about, the scream... I...I spent my day handling my mother in the nursing home again" Atta timidly explained
"Its perfectly ok Atta. Here drink this it'll calm your nerves" Herc offered handing Atta a cup of water. The frizzled nurse gulped it down and was once more in synchronization with the masses
"Much better. Thanks for that. So... another victim of Frollo's teasing?" Atta asked, Hercules nodding
"You guessed correctly. Geez, Rapunzel will be in a fit if she hears this" Herc replied, the entire school well aware of Rapunzel's infamous wrath especially when she tied an unfortunate Naveen to a oak tree naked after he insulted her newest hairstyle.
"Hades! Naveen's dangling over the willow tree again! Guess he mustve startled her!" Meredith yelped as screams of pain echoed outside.
The willow tree has always been a sight of events especially since Maleficent accidentally made it come alive after her Plant Live seeds got loose from her purse and fell into the tree's roots. The tree had taken the form of a kindly old woman who Pocahontas
/took to calling Grandmother Willow. Unfortunately, Maleficent soon realized that the plant seeds were immediately recalled after a statement was made saying that the seeds would eventually turn the tree into an evil Deadite form
"Oy, I'mstarting to regret having that thing in this schoolyard" Hades murmured, massaging his temples before saying "have Pocahontas and Nakoma go down there and get Naveen down then i want Sparrow to find anything to restrain that tree!" Hadesordered,
/Meredith obeying when all of a sudden
KRRRSNAP!
"YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" Naveen screamed, clutching his injured swelling rump as all the school windows shattered
"What the hey was that?" Flynn asked, Naveen's injury awakening him
"Oh Naveen got grabbed by the tree" Herc replied
"Just like in Evil Dead" Meredith piped up
Five Minutes Later...
"...And if we recall correctly, the Theory of Relativity is e=mc2..." Professor Archimides Q Porter lectured, the seniors scribbling the notes down with perfection when Naveen opened the door, everyone pausing to gaze at the unlucky Cajun... and hiswound
"By Jove! What in Hera happened dear boy?" Professor Porter gasped
"D-dont ask" Naveen whimpered sitting down
"Dont tell" Peter sniggered, everyone giving him a look of disgust "What?"