Chapter 4- Super Mario

The Bros. were practicing doubles in tennis.

"Mario Bros. have 40 against the Wario Bros. 30.
We'll be back after the competitors take a 5 minute timeout."

"This is getting harsh." Luigi said.

"Meh, these drugged, alcoholic, perverted, pedophilic, porn-addicted, sadistic, son of a bitches are too easy." Mario said.

"Damn Prickelopes!" Wario said.

"Hang on I have a phone call from the Pedo's Speedos Shop." Waluigi said.

After a few minutes.

"LET THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIT COMEEEEEEEEENCEEEEE!" The lakitu said.

It took a matter of minutes when the Mario Bros. seized victorious.

"That was easy." Luigi said.

"I'll bet 50 coins that they are watching porn." Mario said.

MEANWHILE IN THE STRIP CLUB

"This is some gooooood stuff!" Wario said.

NOW IN THE SMASH MANSION

"You're probably right." Luigi said.

Peach and Daisy soon walked into the hallway.

"Hi Mario would you like to go to the pool and do somethings?" Peach asked.

"Hell yeah!" Mario said and the two walked away.

"Want to go with them?" Luigi asked.

"Sure." Daisy replied.

"I don't need porn when I have her." Luigi mumbled.

MEANWHILE AT THE POOL WHERE ALL THE GIRLS ARE STRIPPED DOWN TO BIKINIS
"The water is down to 17 feet... I've never been in water before... Never even drank it." a girl said.

"Well that is odd." Peach said."How'd you survive?" Peach asked.

"Uhh... Lava." The girl said.

"You're working for Bowser! Surrender yourself or-"

"MARIO!" Peach interrupted.

"She does!" He said.

"Bowser? Mario? What the hell are are you guys talking about?" The girl asked.

"Wait where's Luigi?" Mario asked.

MEANWHILE IN THE RESTROOM WHERE YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

MEANWHILE AT THE POOL WHERE ALL THE GIRLS ARE STRIPPED DOWN TO BIKINIS
"I don't know." Peach said.

"There are two restrooms you know." Mario said.

"Okay!" Peach said and they walked over.

"Hmm, humans." The girl said.

"Hey Robyn!" Crypt said.

"Oh hi!" Robyn said.

"They changed my position with Silver's." Crypt said.

MEANWHILE THIS IS A MEANWHILE THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY A MEANWHILE
SO MEANWHILE I AM WRITING THIS CHAPTER MEANWHILE I AM SIMPLY TROLLING YOU
SO HERE'S A WAFFLE... QUACK! SIDE NOTE
MEANWHILE BACK TO THE STORY!

"What's with the caption?" Robyn asked.

"The one above?" Crypt asked.

"Yea." Robyn said.

"I have no clue." Crypt said.

"Hmm, he's such a good guy if you knew what happened to him years ago... How is he so calm though?
This gets me... My feelings... I don't know how to describe at this point." Robyn thought.

"GRAARH!" Was heard from the distance.

"Frick you Bowser! You're lucky that I forgot my gold flower." Mario said.

"Uhh... Same here!" Luigi said.

"Oh... CRAP!" Crypt and Robyn said.

Robyn & Crypt VS. Giga Bowser VS. Mario Bros.

Crypt raised a sharp bone from thy ground.

"Bone Blade give me strength!" Crypt said.
"Come to me Sternum Shotgun!"

Crypt started shooting bones.

"Time to use my red-hot daggers! Good thing I lent some to X!" Robyn said as she started throwing them at Bowser.

"Enemy shield analyzed!" Slippy said.

"What the fuck is going on? M-My health!" Bowser said.

Robyn then ran up to Bowser and threw one at his eye to defeat him.

BOSS COMPLETE

"YOU FUCKERS HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! And my XXX vids." Bowser said as he ran away.

"Fail... he dropped one." Luigi said.

"I'm going back to our base on Seyka Island. You coming Crypt?" Robyn asked.

"Maybe all of us can come!" Peach said.

"Yea!" Everyone said and then they looked at her.

"Bitch go put some clothes on!" Falco said via com.

So they went to base.

MEANWHILE AT SEYKA ISLAND

Everyone was in the pool except Robyn.

"What's the matter Robyn?" Crypt asked.

"Nothing I-I..." She sighed.
"I don't think you understand."

"We've been friends since we were children." Crypt said.

"True." She said. "It's a good thing there are these saunas."

"True."

They then leaned in for a kiss...

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Aww. So cute.

Anyway this has been a crazier chapter than ANY in ANY of my stories.

Stay tuned for next time.

Sincerely, Xstar7