(Paralogue I: Rayderpis. "An Explanation Of Our Minds.")

Where do I start?

I guess I should start with the composition of my mind.

Mine is somewhat twisted. Maybe disciplined.

I dream of pegasi getting devoured by Grima, who in turn is being eaten by Old Hubba.

Twisted? No, demonic.

When I was fifteen, I started having these sort of dreams. Then one day…

These dreams became reality.

For example, last week, I was in Super Smash Bros. I was hyped, because I haven't really been in a fighting game like this before.

Until I found out I could die.

In my dreams, I thought that it would be funny if Mario died. I shrugged it off, thinking it was my twisted mind again.

But when I turned on the game, the same old dude that dragged us into Fire Emblem threw me in the game.

I thought it was cool, playing the storyline as myself. Then, when I was watching Kirby and Mario fight in the beginning, Kirby beat Mario, and sent him flying off the screen. As usual, the red cannon fire thing appeared.

I waited for Mario's token thing to come down, but it didn't. I waited in silence for five minutes. Then it hit me.

Mario died.

I found new strength to carry me through the game, and soon enough, I beat it and returned home.

No time had passed.

I kept quiet about it. I followed Ethan home because I wanted to play Fire Emblem too. When I stepped inside the house, I heard shouts of protest. I rushed upstairs only to see Ethan being pulled inside his DS by the same weird old dude.

I tried pulling him out, but to no avail. Then we got transported to Fire Emblem.

Enough about my mind and experiences.

Ethan's mind is pretty trippy.

He basically tells me everything, from girls to sports to achievements in general. He told me his dreams one day.

This is his jacked up dream.

One day, Ethan was walking in a forest when a Muk comes from nowhere. It used Acid, then ran away.

He shrugged it off, because he knew it was a dream.

Then, rainbows appeared, and they all ended at the same place. He followed them, and found Emmeryn sharting out rainbows.

Emmeryn was then stabbed by Chrom, healed by Lissa, and eaten by Nowi.

This was when Ethan got involved.

A goat fell from the sky, bleating and frantically shaking its arms. Then, it grew wings, angel wings, mind you, and started pooping.

And out of the fecal came multiple Ethans. And they all farted in unison.

This was when he woke up.

And now, you see, our minds are now explained.

Paralogue I, complete!

I had to think hard to write all the dreams.

Chappie 4 coming soon!

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