Treasure Planet meets Family Guy
Chapter 4: More Meg and Memories
Stewie: Why don't you go and watch the launch. I got to tell Morph not to rape you in the night.
Chris: Okay*leaves*
Stewie: You heard me; no raping. And no mention of the mutiny.
Herbert: Okay
On deck
Louis: Dad. Could you do the honour? My throat hurts.
Carter: GET READY TO BLAST OFF!
Peter: *whispers to Louis* Is he really your dad?
Louis: *whispers to Peter* I know, it's weird.
Carter: RAISE THE SAILS!
Crew: Done
SLR Legacy: Slowly rises
Gravity: Pfft!
Everyone: floats
Carter: Tries to push Peter off the ship.
Louis: DAD!
Carter: SORRY. ENGANG ARTICIFCAL GRAVITY!
Neil: Presses button
Carter: trips up Peter when he lands.
Louis: DAD!
Carter: Sorry
Chris: OMG there are a lot of flying whales!
Peter: I got to take a picture and brag it to Tinkerbell and Lindsay when we get back*leans over to take a picture with a camera* say cheese!
Carter: THANK IMBACILE IS GOING TO GET SQUIRTED WITH GREEN-BLACK LIQUID THAT SMELLS OF VOMIT! LOL!
Space Whale: CHEESE!
Peter:*takes a picture* Nice...what did you say, Arrow?
Carter: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO TAKE A PICTURE! * leans over to take a picture* SAY MACADAMIA NUTS!
Space Whale: Squirts green-black liquid that smells of vomit.
Peter and Louis: PMSL
Carter: ..GRR..
Stewie: Hello Captain. You look like this chick I slept with before we came on this damn vogue
Louis: Really! OMG, I know I'm sexy but I'm not that sexy*annoying laugh again* Thanks!
Carter: MY DAUGHTER DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PROSTITUE!
Louis: DAD! He means Beyonce!
Stewie: Actually I meant Mary Poppins.
Chris: YOU SLEPT WITH MARY POPPINS!
Stewie: NO! no, no, no, no! A different Mary Poppins. *looks away*
Chris: OH! oh right.
Stewie: Any way, you better mop this ink stuff up before someone breaks their neck.
Quagmire: Too late!
Later:
Chris: I hate mopping.
Neil: *walks into Chris* Watch, fat guy!
Chris: Sorry.
Scroop(Meg): Fat guys should learn to mind where they're standing.
Chris: You look like my ugly sister.
Meg: *picks Chris up* learn what not to say, too!
Chris: OMG! Your breath stinks!
Meg: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Stewie: Scroop!
Meg: Pauses
Stewie: Put the lad down. He's mine.
Meg: grumbles
Crew: walks away
Chris: Thanks. That spider guy has really bad mood swings. Not to mention breath! *coughs*
Stewie: Ignore him. He's been like that since he lost his mouth spray.
Chris: Poor guy.
Stewie: So, have you ever lost something close to you. I lost my leg arm, ear and eye. We were very close.
Cleveland: And your brains!
Stewie: Shoots Cleveland
Cleveland: ouch!
Chris: I lost my Stitch doll. Mary Poppins set him on fire.
Stewie: Poor thing!
Chris: Yeah. Thank God some pirate raped her. We left her at the Inn and then it blew up so she's dead. I hope.
Stewie: Well, you're in my charge, so sing a song. *Lies down and stares at Chris*
Chris: Okay. *Starts to sing*
I always need time with you
I thought I needed you there when I cried
The days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side
When you burn away
I counted the minuets you take
Do you see how much I needed you?
Now you're gone!
It pieces up my heart
I'm missing you
Now you're gone!
The face I came to know is missing too
Now you're gone!
The fur I needed to feel to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
*a picture of Chris cuddling up to his Stitch doll*
I will forever fell this way
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
*a picture of Chris cleaning the fire place*
And the ashes you left, they hid in my jar
And they smell just like smoke
But I still love you
When you burn away
I counted the minuets you take
Do you see how much I loved you?
Now you're gone!
The pieces of my heart are missing you
And now you're gone!
The face I came to love is missing too
And now you're gone!
The fur I loved to feel to get through the day
And to make it OK
I miss you
You were made from China
Supposed to last forever
I know that we were
Yeah, yeah
And I all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe when I feel your ashes near me
But,
NOW YOUR GONE!
The pieces of my heart fly away
Now you're gone!
The face I came to know is fading away
Now you're gone!
The toy I needed to hug throughout the day
And make it OK...
I love you...I need you
I miss you.
Now you're gone.
Chris: I love you Stitch!
Stewie: Ouch. my heart-strings.
The song is when you're Gone by Avril Lavinge, if you're wondering. I did mix up a few lines and words. I'm still here didn't really go with the story. but no one is reading! SOOOO upset! :_(