I welcome Kakashi-Forever and Reaper7 to the club. Once again, I thank my fans ^_^

Alex ran to the i-pod speaker in the kitchen and took out the silver i-pod Nano that was playing. She replaced it with a red i-pod touch. Don't trust me by 3Oh3! started playing.

"Who changed the song!" a man's voice yelled from the game room.

Alex froze.

"Shoot."

I stood by her side, waiting for doom. Footsteps neared us.

A guy with slicked back white hair stomped in the kitchen. How many people are in this house?

"Kakuzu, if you're the one responsible, I'll shove my foot up your_" he stopped his rant when he saw us.

"Who are you?"

Dang he's tall. And bulk.

"Hi I'm Alex and this is Angel. We're your neighbors."

"Ohhh."

I held on to Alex's arm. He scares me.

"I'm Hidan. Sorry for scaring you."

"It's a bloody good time in there," Bridgette danced her way in, "why aren't you two getting down?"

Hidan stared at her.

"Hello Santa."

"Who the heck are you!"

"Bridgette. I am one of your many new neighbors."

"Please excuse us." I grabbed Alex's hand and returned to the game room.

I nearly had a heart attack. The game room was stuffed with guys. I saw Jenny sitting on the billiard table.

"Is this one of those parties where a bunch of guys get together and get drunk?" Alex asked her.

"Nope," Jenny made a bubble with her gum, "apparently they all live here."

I scoffed.

"You're kidding?" my eyes went wide.

"No. Pein told me."

I'm thankful that am not the type to faint.

"I'm getting out of here!" I tried to escape but Alex held my wrist.

"What the heck girl? We came here to party."

"I thought you liked parties Angel." Jenny said confused.

"Yeah but not when there's a large group of males who probably want to get down."

"Relax," Alex said in my ear, "I'm an expert at martial arts. I'll kick anyone freak's butt."

Deep inside, I really did want to stay. After all, I don't want to hurt Tobi.

"K I'll hang around."

"Sweet." Alex high fived Jenny.

"If one thing goes wrong, we'll leave." Jenny promised.

I smiled.

"Thanks."

Here we go.

…

Current status: I'm standing next to the TV speakers; Jenny's drooling over Pein, Bridgette's doing I don't know what and Alex is playing XBOX 360 with a guy who's strangely blue.

Overall, I'm soooo bored.

"Excuse me," a smooth voice said, "may I ask who you are?"

I take a glance at the mystery person. .God.

Before me I see the cutest guy ever.

"Hi…." I space out. Come on Angel don't lose focus.

Picture this. Imagine how hard it is if a guy with amazingly golden hair, sky blue eyes and a sweet smile is standing only 10 inches away from you. Unless you're into brunettes or other godly types, this is pure bliss.

"Angel."

"Your name's Angel, hm?"

"Yes. I am one of your neighbors."

" to our home."

Eeeeeeeek! He lives here.

Jenny notices me and gives me a thumbs up.

"Let me guess," he leans against the wall I'm standing next to, "Tobi invited you yes?"

"Yeah. He loves people."

…..

Alex's point of view.

"Take this sucker!" my fingers are moving around like ants on the controller.

My opponent groaned, knowing that the game was mine.

"Victoryyyyy!" I threw the controller down on the couch when I saw my car pass the finish line on the TV.

"Aw man. That's the second time." My new friend, Kisame, sighed.

I gazed at Itachi who was sitting on the sofa across form us. He had a bored expression on his face. I wish he would notice me.

"Wanna get some pretzels?" Kisame interrupted my thoughts.

"I love pretzels."

"I'll take that as a yes."

He led me out of the game room.

If you're wondering how I met Kisame, it went like this. I was watching him play against Tobi and he was beating him. Interested, I watched their game. When Tobi lost and sulked off, Kisame saw me watching him and suggested a game. I accepted. As we played, we got to know each other. Kisame's a pretty good guy. Plus he's good friends with Itachi so that's a HUGE bonus.

"You live with those three girls?" he asked while handing me a small glass bowl of mini pretzels.

"No but I met the black haired one today at the park."

We ate our salty snack in silence.

Angel.

How often does a cutie come up to you and starts chatting? Hardly ever.

"Do you do any arts, hm?"

"I sometimes write poetry and short stories."

"Ah the written works. I make sculptures."

"Oh how neat. Can you sculpt a person?" This is perfect. He's an artist too.

"Uh I usually do small things like spiders, snakes, birds, especially birds…"

"Can you show me sometime?"

I can see the excitement in his eyes.

"You bet!"

"Dei-kun." A girl said from behind him. Uh oh.

"Hello Snow." Deidara turns his back to me and hugs the mystery person.

I take a peek at her and see she's very pretty.

"I was looking for you all night." Her violet eyes glittered as she spoke.

"I did to, un."

She better not be his girlfriend.

"Snow this is my new friend and neighbor Angel."

Snow looks at me and grins.

"Hi! Nice to meet you."

"Same here." I keep a friendly face on.

Why am I even jealous? I hardly know the guy.

"If you don't mind, may I steal Deidara from you for just a second?"

"Sure, sorry for being a bother."

"No, no don't say that. I should be the one apologizing." Snow replied while she hugged Deidara's arm.

"I'll see you later?" Deidara asked me.

"If our paths cross. Bye."

I leave the happy pair alone.

Aaaaaagh! I'm so unlucky. Good looking men are either taken or gay these days.

…

11 PM.

Normal pov.

"Time for a movie." Tobi shouts to the whole room as he holds up a DVD.

"What are we watching tonight Tobi?" Itachi asks him.

"Barney and Friends."

Bridgette, who was sitting on the bar counter top, screamed and ran to Tobi, grabbing the DVD from him.

"It burns, it burns! Someone quick, throw it out!"

Poor Tobi was frozen.

Hidan snorted a laugh from his place on the couch.

"Poned!"

"Tobi," said Pein, "why don't you choose a movie that everyone likes."

"Ok."

He opened the glass stand under the TV and dug through a file of DVDs.

"Tobi chooses," he held up his choice, "Death at a Funeral."

He put the movie in.

During the intro, people shuffled around to find their seats. It turned out like this.

Alex was between Kisame and Itachi, Snow sat in Deidara's lap while he was on some cushions, Bridgette and Tobi laid on their stomachs in front of the TV, Angel sat on the sofa next to the couch and Jenny sat on a stool that was next to Pein's spot; he was leaning against the wall.

In the movie, when Chris Rock said, "You've got Jackie Chan in there," Hidan laughed louder than before.

"Shut up Hidan." Itachi hissed.

Hidan responded by flipping him off.

"I like this movie." Bridgette whispered to Tobi.

"So do I." he responded.

Angel pulled her knees up to her chest.

Angel.

As I said before, I am so unlucky. Every single person has a partner with them and here I am sitting her like a widow. But I'm happy that my friends are having a good time.

"May I join you?" Zetsu's soft voice rang in my ears.

Bazookers! He read my mind.

I nodded a bit too quickly and he pulled up a chair next to the sofa I was on.

I loved Death at a Funeral. This is my second time seeing it too.

For half of the movie, the whole room was quiet. Until it reached the part where the guy gets his hand stuck in the toilet. All of us were out of breath after that scene. Tobi wasn't too quiet after that either. I heard him whispering random songs.

Now he was singing the Gummy Bear Song. Deidara and Snow looked pretty much fed up.

When the movie finished, Bridgette stood up clapping.

"Bravo, Bravo! Again, again!"

"No not again. We're going home now." Jenny took Bridgette's hand and dragged her out of the house.

"Thanks for inviting us Tobi." Alex thanked him when we were at the door.

"You're welcome. Tobi's happy you came."

"Stop by again sometime. Mi casa o casa." Pein had a small smile on his face.

"We will. Good night." I nodded and waved goodbye to them all.

Tobi and Pein stared after us as Alex and I returned to the crib.

Crossing the Deidara situation out, this was a fun night.