"Cartoon Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Summary: 80 men/women from your favorite cartoons will battle it out in a battle royal for a chance at $1,000,000! It's all out mayhem and anarchy in the first ever Cartoon Royal Rumble!
Disclaimer: I especially do not own anything associated with Cartoon Network, Disney, Fox's Animation Domination, Nickelodeon, Adult Swim, Hub Network or anything animated whatsoever. Or not to mention the fact that I don't own WWE or TNA.
P.S.: The list of characters I have will be random, so you won't know who'll show up in this match. Once again, I don't own.
A little hint: What do our next three entrants have in common?
Chapter 4: A Spongy Beginning and End
After pummeling Geoff a little bit, Homer looked to the left and saw Spongebob leaping into the sky.
With such intensity, the lying sponge hit Homer Simpson with a springboard dropkick from the apron!
"Wow! Such height from SpongeBob!" J.R. exclaimed.
"What a way to enter the rumble! He nailed Homer good!" Jonesy exclaimed as well.
Spongebob then hit Homer with another dropkick, and yet another. Homer was having a hard time getting his feet on the mat.
While he got up, Spongebob hit Homer Simpson with a Disaster Kick after ducking a clothesline!
"Impressive Disaster Kick by the Sponge Wonder!" J.R. replied.
"He's been learning a lot from Cody Rhodes from WWE," Jonesy stated. "And it's showing!"
After SpongeBob had his yellow hands full with Homer Simpson, Muscle Man was busy trying to eliminate Geoff from the Rumble. The party boy began hanging on with such drive and strength. Yet, his hands was very close to slipping off the apron.
"Uh-oh, looks like Geoff may be looking to go out here!" Jonesy said, feeling his heart race with suspense.
"All Muscle Man needs to do is get Geoff over and he's done!" J.R. spoke as well.
But before Muscle Man could ever get the job done, Lightning snook up behind the overweight dwarf and was sent over the top rope and onto the floor. Geoff also went over the top rope, but managed to stay on the apron for safety.
"Muscle Man is over and out for the day!" J.R. commented.
"Lightning nearly eliminated two there, but he only managed to get Muscle Man instead!" Jonesy cried out.
"Geoff's still in the matchup so far!"
6th Elimination: Muscle Man; Eliminated by: Lightning; Duration: 1:23
Muscle Man had every right to throw a fit because of his elimination, but he didn't have the heart to do it when he left.
After Muscle Man's departure, SpongeBob SquarePants had Homer Simpson in his sights. He was planning to do something to the only fatman in this Rumble so far.
"Looks like SpongeBob's got something in mind!"
"Is he gonna think about lifting him up?" Jonesy raised an eyebrow. "That would be impossible! He's a frickin' sponge! The only thing he'd be good at is lifting a frickin Dixie cup!"
But SpongeBob was about to prove Jonesy and the naysayers wrong.
With the heart and drive of these Los Angeles fans, SpongeBob lifted up Homer Simpson in a fireman carry's position, much to the surprise of this capacity crowd. Using all the strength he had, Spongebob managed to spin Homer in circles. But then, he kept on spinning him over and over again. This crowd was on their feet chanting 'SpongeBob' repeatedly.
"MY GAWD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" J.R. shouted.
"I'll be damned! The yellow square's actually doing it!" Jonesy shouted as well.
"This crowd has gone absolutely insane," J.R. replied. "And I don't think SpongeBob's actually done here with him yet!"
The entire Staples Center had been spinning out of control from Homer's POV. So far, SpongeBob had spun him around for a good 25 seconds before finally putting him down due to his knees having to weaken from all of that spinning.
"Man! Homer may be out of it!" J.R. exclaimed.
"No kidding! So is SpongeBob as well!" Jonesy cried out.
"Anyway, let's see who number 11's gonna be!"
As SpongeBob and Homer were both laid to rest, the countdown clock began to emerge, bringing out the next entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #11: Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls)
The horn sounded for the 11th time as the Powerpuff Girls theme song rang through the speakers. The cutest member of the trio, Bubbles, came running down the aisle to a standing ovation.
"Okay, now we got ourselves a little kid? This is weird!" Jonesy raised an eyebrow again.
"Weird as it may be, Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls is in the Cartoon Royal Rumble!" J.R. commented. "He may look cute, but looks can be deceiving!"
"This won't even last long..." Jonesy muttered.
Jonesy was dead wrong. Bubbles got in the ring at full speed and began going to work on both Lightning and Geoff of Total Drama with fast punches.
"Wow! Bubbles is going fast and furious!" Jonesy cried out with suspense.
After roughing up the two strong men, Bubbles flew and grabbed both of their heads, colliding each other's in a painful noggin knocker!
"Ouch! Talk about a meeting of the minds!" J.R. cringed.
Hoping to steal the usual fan's breath away, Bubbles leaped on Geoff and jumped at Lightning, hitting her with a hurricanrana!
"No frickin' way! How on earth did she do that!?" Jonesy said with amazement.
"It's not everyday you see a superstar leap from a human being's body and connecting an insane move like that!" J.R. cried out.
As Bubbles got herself in total control, SpongeBob and Homer Simpson still began to go right at it like gangbusters.
After a nice dizzy shot from Homer Simpson, Spongebob grabbed the back of Homer's neck and tried to throw him out...
...but Homer countered by whipping the yellow sponge over the top rope. Yet SpongeBob managed to hang on to the apron!
"Uh-oh! SpongeBob may be going out!" Jonesy reminded J.R.
"Yet he managed to hang on! But for how long though?" J.R. cringed.
Homer tried to deck Spongebob by punching him, but the yellow sponge ducked down and hit Homer with a roundhouse kick, which gave him enough time to recover.
Or did he?
Before he could even catch a breath, Bubbles began running right at SpongeBob with a missile dropkick. The impact of that dropkick was enough to send SpongeBob off the apron...
...but amazingly, he managed to leap to the barricade!
"SpongeBob is out- NO, WAIT A MINUTE!" J.R. shouted.
"Did... did his feet touch the floor?" Jonesy said in a boggled expression.
"I don't know. Spongebob only managed to leap to the barricade! So basically, he isn't out. For now!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Yeah, but how in the blue hell is he gonna get back in the ring now?" Jonesy said, scratching his head.
Jonesy was right. How in the hell was SpongeBob gonna get in the ring now?
It was simple. SpongeBob managed to walk carefully on the barricade. Being close to the ring steps, SpongeBob took a huge leap...
...and hit the ring steps successfully, avoiding elimination for the time being!
"WHAT THE? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!" J.R. shouted again.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Jonesy said, going out of his mind. "SpongeBob just took a page out of Kofi Kingston's handbook! That is impressive if I ever seen one myself!"
"SpongeBob is back in the ring now! Anyway, we got the timer going! Who's going to be number 12?" J.R. reminded everyone watching at home.
After SpongeBob successfully got back in the ring, the Rumble clock went off again, ticking to its next entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #12: Timmy Turner (The Fairly Oddparents)
With the 12th horn sounding in this match, a big band song played through the titantron, revealing to be The Fairly Oddparents theme song. Coming from that curtain revealed to be the 12th entrant of this match, Timmy Turner!
"Oh, yeah! Here comes the other buck-toothed wonder Timmy Turner!" J.R. exclaimed.
"With SpongeBob SquarePants in the ring, this is sure to be quite the match-up between the two." Jonesy stated.
When Timmy Turner hit the ring, he was caught by Lightning, which hit a leg drop on the 10-year old!
"Ouch! That ain't a good way to start the Rumble!" J.R. cringed.
"Rough start for Timmy Turner!" Jonesy exclaimed.
While Timmy tried to recover from that harsh leg drop, Geoff and Spongebob decided to team up against Homer Simpson by trying to get him over the top rope and onto the floor. Homer managed to hang on to the lower ropes the best that he could.
"Looks like we've got ourselves a double team here!" J.R. called.
"Homer's in deep doo-doo as far as I'm concerned," Jonesy nodded. "There's no way to go from here."
After 15 seconds of trying to get him over, Bubbles managed to make the save by hitting the party boy and the yellow sponge with a clean hard chair, therefore saving Homer from elimination.
"And Bubbles saves Homer from certain doom!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Homer was nearly close from getting eliminated from the Rumble!" Jonesy sighed in relief. "It would be a shame if he was out early, concerning that he's one of the favorites to win this event!"
While Geoff and SpongeBob were trying to recover from those horrendous chair shots, Timmy Turner started to fight back with the heart of a lion and nailed Lightning with a combo of flurries to the face.
With all the fast and furious punching that Timmy was doing, he was almost like a buck-toothed Rocky Balboa!
"Look at Timmy go! There's some fight left in this youngster!" J.R. declared.
"He's floating like a butterfly now, but will he sting like a bee?" Jonesy raised an eyebrow.
"We might as well see."
Those hard punches sent Lightning in a dizzy state. Quite frankly, he didn't know where he was at this moment.
As Timmy Turner was about to send the final blow, he was caught out of nowhere by Homer Simpson, who grabbed Timmy Turner and got him with a back suplex!
"Well, you were wrong, J.R.!" Jonesy chuckled. "Looks like Timmy's the one that got stung!"
"He was on a roll there, but Homer stopped him in time!" J.R. declared.
"Looks like the clock's starting now! Who's drawn lucky number 13?" Jonesy questioned.
With Timmy slowly recovering from that sneak attack, the Rumble clock began again, indicating the 13th entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #13: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
As the thirteenth horn sounded, the My Little Pony theme song played on the titantron. Erupting in a huge pop, Twilight Sparkle came out of the curtain and ran furiously down the aisle!
"Oh, yeah! Now we're cooking!" Jonesy chuckled.
"Lucky number 13 is Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony! Will she go the distance in the Rumble?" J.R. replied.
"Concerning that she's the favorite. That could be a possibility!" Jonesy exclaimed.
Eyeing down Lightning, Twilight Sparkle got her attention. In response, Twilight Sparkle leaped from the apron...
...and hit Lightning with a Tornado DDT!
"My gawd, a tornado DDT!" J.R. cried out.
"Twilight Sparkle struck Lightning down instantly!" Jonesy shouted with excitement.
The crowd was pumping Twilight up to its core.
Geoff tried to get Twilight by surprise with a clothesline, but Twilight ducked down and kicked Geoff in the fruit basket with her hoof.
With the party boy down on his knees, Twilight Sparkle responded with another kick, but this time to Geoff's chest. And then, she kicked him in the chest over and over again. Suddenly, the crowd responded with a 'Yes!' shout with each kick that was going on.
"Check this crowd out! Does that remind you of someone, J.R.?" Jonesy smirked.
"Well, with the way that Twilight Sparkle's kicking, it pretty much does!" J.R. smirked as well, referencing Daniel Bryan.
Twilight was about to send the final kick to Geoff, when all of a sudden, Timmy Turner managed to turn her over and surprise her with an RKO!
But before he could hit the move, Twilight pushed him away, only to roundhouse kick Timmy Turner in the back of his head!
"OUCH!" J.R. cringed in pain. "That's seriously gotta hurt!"
"Yeah! Imagine getting by a metal frying pan! That's enough to paralyze someone!" Jonesy cringed as well.
Luckily, the kick didn't paralyze Timmy, but it got him unconscious.
After taking care of the buck-tooth bandit, Spongebob caught Twilight by surprise with a running dropkick! The impact sent Twilight to the turnbuckle!
"Whoa! What impact!" J.R. replied in surprise.
"Spongebob rammed down Twilight just like what Ray Lewis would do with a poor sucker! That was nasty!" Jonesy snickered again.
With hesitation, Spongebob went to the corner, eyeing down a dizzy Twilight.
Embroiled with the rage of an angry barnacle, Spongebob sprinted over to Twilight and gave her another missile dropkick!
"Man, Spongebob's gone nuts!" Jonesy replied.
"He may be out of control, but he'll do whatever it takes to win this Rumble!" J.R. exclaimed.
Spongebob was still going nuts.
When he tried to hit her with another running dropkick, Twilight ducked down and sent SpongeBob flying over the top rope and onto the floor, ending his run in the Rumble!
"Spongebob is over and out! He's done!" declared J.R.
"That's a shame," Jonesy said, shaking his head in a negative way. "He found a way to get back inside, only to be eliminated shortly thereafter. But you get what you get, I guess!"
7th Elimination: SpongeBob SquarePants; Eliminated by: Twilight Sparkle; Duration: 3:35
After SpongeBob's departure, Homer Simpson slammed down Lightning with a body slam. But then, he decided to go on the top rope. Not a very good idea, Mr. Simpson.
"Uh-oh, what's Homer Simpson trying to do here!?" J.R. raised an eyebrow confusingly.
"That's not a place you don't wanna be here!" Jonesy snickered.
Jonesy was right.
Before Homer could hit a move from the top rope, Geoff came out of nowhere and leaped to the top rope.
From there, he managed to hit Homer with a top-rope facebuster!
"My gawd, a facebuster from the top rope! That made Homer's chances of winning this Rumble worse!" J.R. cried out in horror.
"It's already gotten worse for the rest of the contestants, no matter what happens!" Jonesy nodded.
As Bubbles was trying to eliminate Lightning from the turnbuckle, the Rumble clock appeared on the titan tron, indicating who number #14 was gonna be.
"We got number #14 coming in the way!" J.R. informed Jonesy.
"I'm psyched like a squirrel on peanut brittle!" Jonesy said with excitement. "Who's it gonna be?"
Who will number 14 be indeed. While we're waiting and such, let's check out the stats!
Entrants still in the ring: Geoff, Homer Simpson, Lightning, Bubbles, Timmy Turner, Twilight Sparkle
Eliminated so far: Buford Van Stomm, Beavis, Plucky Duck, Jonesy Garcia, Peter Griffin, Muscle Man, SpongeBob SquarePants
This is so exciting! What will happen next in this fastest Royal Rumble ever? Tune in and find out! Leave comments if you can, wrestling fans! Until then, it's samba time! Ayayayayayay!