A.N: It's Time for more…NARUTO STUPID RANDOMNESS! We've dealt with (and still deal with) Pixie Naruto, Speedos, and Sexy puppies! What other strange inappropriate things will we have to deal with next!? BUNNIES MADE OF LEMONS!?...Dang, you guys are good.

Disclaimer: Copy paste what I said in the first chapter here.

Naruto (Still in that dress), Sakura, and Hinata went to Suna for the once a year lemonade festival. As soon as they got there, they were given lemonade, and hats…that looked like lemons. You know like the ones you get at fairs and people look at you and wonder what horrible thing did someone drop you on as a baby for you to be wearing that in public? Ya those kind of hats…Did I just go family guy for a second? Well anyways, they wore those kind of hats and tried to find the sand sibs. All they found was Gaara huddled over something.

"Hey Gaara! What cha doing?" Naruto asked in a girly voice to mach the dress. Gaara turned to them and showed them a yellow blobish thing.

"See? I made a Bunny out of Lemons!" Gaara said. The other stared at the thing that looked nothing like a rabbit in anyway. It looked like a lemon blob.

"Pet my bunny." Gaara said in a baby voice, all three looked at him with a twitchy eye.

"What?"

"PET MY BUNNY!"

"Gaara, no, that just sounds too wrong." Sakura said trying to calm the agitated sand boy.

"PET MY DAMN BUNNY!"

"NO! THAT SOUNDS WRONG!"

"Only because you have a sick and dirty mind! Now Pet my bunny before I kill you with sand!" (A/N: Yes, This sounds INCREDIBLY wrong. I'm sorry for scarring your minds.) Anyways, The scared not ready to die yet teens patted the blob. Then Gaara threw it over his shoulder. Naruto started to shake his hips making the dress twirl and Gaara bitch slapped him.

"No doing that…ever…" Gaara said, then Hinata noticed a giant Lemon n a stage…not to be confused with the fanfiction term, this is the fruit.

"What's that Gaara?" Hinata asked.

"It's a lemon Hinata, mostly used in Lemonade!" Naruto said, trying to sound scientific.

"No! I mean What's it for?"

"It's a giant hallow lemon and when the beep is heard it will break and something will come out. It's different every year." Gaara said then glared at Naruto for some unknown reason.

"What's in it?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know."

"You don't know!?" Sakura threw her arms up knocking Naruto into Gaara for a remake of the SasuNaru kiss, Hinata had a nosebleed and nearly passed out because she knows she likes it. (A/N: Sorry Brian.)

Gaara almost immediately slapped Naruto across his face. Then a beep was heard and they faced the giant lemon which shook.

Then cracked.

Then broke open to revel…

SHINO IN A SPEEDO SINGING AND DANCING TO SEXY BACK!!

"NOOOOOOOOO!!" The four shouted, then all ran away…TO PIXIE LAND!...No, not really, they really fell into a hole. They felt safe from Shino there.

Another chapter done! I swear these will begin getting longer later. Next up is SPPEDOS! Why do all the guys wear them? Tenten, Hinata, Ayame, and Ino are going to find out…till then, review for a blueberry muffin! (Yay MUFFIN!)