Chapter 3

(A/N) Sorry for not updating often! I am studying for a test in April but once I finish that I will be back with faster updates! By the way, I have a filler rant. The fillers are everywhere! Sure, the Itachi filler is good, but as if we need to know more about kaguya? She's a psychotic nut. Period.

Any way, this chap will be focusing on Sori's relations with others in the group, just to set the mood. I need suggestions on what to do with the 3 man group thing, or if I should make it 4. You review me to help.

Just in case you have questions about Sori's general appearance, just watch the Itachi filler episodes. That's Sori. Hurray. A shorter, cuter Itachi without a ponytail and without straight hair. But if you're mad about the hair, go ahead a and talk to duckbutt Uchiha, maybe he'll drill in a few fashion statements.

Finally, I'd like to thank raddaraddaradda2 for giving me the inspiration to write this chapter. Not favortism or anything, but the 11:10 review did bring up my hopes. I'm probably gonna stay up until 1:00 on this, but any way, on with the chapter!(A/N)

Commencing 6 year time skip

Sori sighed. He had been waiting in class the last 17 minutes for the teacher, and pandemonium was breaking out. He looked over to his brooding brother. Sasuke had sure changed in the massacre. He know had a living goal to beat Itachi. Of course, his attitude produced a whole new species of human: the fangirl. Practically every girl in his grade was one of them. Sori even had the disadvantage of sitting in between Sasuke and Ino sideways, and Sakura and Naruto on the vertical. Great.

Sori himself didn't feel like he had changed much. He was still slightly loud, and still retained his dream of ending all war. He still hadn't caught the eye of any girls, not that he cared really. But he felt bad for Naruto, whom was always chasing after Sakura, who to put it plainly simply didn't give 2 fucks. She was actually quite abusive. To Sori? Meh. Same thing as Naruto, but without the punches as to not provoke Sasuke. She could even be nice sometimes.

He looked on to Ino. She was tolerable. It was just annoying to hear her argue with Sakura 24/7.

He looked on to Hinata. The only girl without an infatuation for Sasuke. She was a mystery, but it was an even bigger mystery how Naruto hadn't worked out that she was in love with him.

Speaking of the dobe, that was the reason they were waiting. Naruto skipped class and now Iruka ran to fetch him. Mizuki was too busy lecturing off Kiba outside.

Dog boy? He was alright. Sori couldn't find a good reason to not get along with Kiba, even if he did get stuck up. Which leaves him to old, stuck up, duckbutt haired Uchiha.

It was strange how much he had changed. Sasuke and Sori barely talked anymore. In the house they just did basic things, and only talked mildly. But if there was one quality about Sasuke worth mentioning apart from his stuckupness was his love for Sori. He saw him as a fellow survivor and a little brother(A/N) Someone slap Sasuke and remind him what 4 seconds are(A/N). Ever since the massacre, Sasuke tried to act as a brother figure in place of Itachi. As much hatred as he had, Sasuke was still very protective and kind to Sori.

Only then did he seem aware of a small nipping at this heel. He looked down to see his little fox bundle of joy and vexation. Felix.

"I'm hungry!" Felix squealed in a high voice.

Sori looked down at his friend with a look of amusement. Felix had just started learning to speak, but he didn't know the name of the food he ate. Sori decided to mess around with him.

"Well..." Sori said "What do you want?"

"The food!"

"What's it called?"

"Food!"

"What's the name of it?"

"I don't know..."

"Then know." Sori smirked as Felix trotted over to Ino, who yelled something about cute foxes and fainted. He walked back.

"Bearries."

"Say it correctly."

"Berrias."

"Again."

"Berrias."

"No you dobe that was wrong."

"Beirries."

"Again."

"Berries."

"Good." Sori said, tossing him a ziplock of berries which he knew that the fox was going to spend the next few hours attempting to open.

He was about to talk to Shikamaru when a long range surface to air f bomb was dropped from heaven on the class from high altitude.

"NARUTO YOU FUCKING BAKA YOU PAINTING THE HOKAGE FACES HOW DARE YOU IF YOU WERENT A STUDENT I WOULD BE JUST ABOUT(A/N)We are interrupting this program in order to contain as much of the nice part about Iruka intact. I have provided a cute cat video to look at in the watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4(A/N)

Sori unplugged his magical headphones and threw them back at the fourth wall who swallowed them up and resumed its place in the story in order to prevent a crack fic.

"Due to Naruto being late AGAIN, we will now redo the henge jutsu." Iruka said, not fazing at the looks of weak killer intent (except for a certain Sasuke!) coming from all angles.

Iruka went on and on, until it was Naruto's. Sori then saw the henge modification for his unique jutsu. He lunged to cover Sasuke's eyes. Too late.

Naruko and the class stared as Iruka and Mizuki did a nosebleed launch off into orbit around the world, finally falling down in a desert.

In Suna

"What is this." Gaara asked, pointing at a pale man which had fallen through the sky."

No reply.

"Is it alive?"

No reply.

"Hn, whatever..."

A few hours of Iruka running at sanic speed to Konoha later...

"17 bowls of miso ramen! 8 for me, 8 for Sori, and 1 for Iruka!" Naruto proclaimed.

"My favorite customer!" Teuchi said as his daughter did an anime tear drop at the amount of ramen she now had to cook.

17 bowls and a dessert later...

"Hey Iruka sensei, can I wear your headband?" Naruto asked.

"Sorry Naruto, only those who have passed the academy can put them on! Which reminds me, both of your tests are tommorow!" Iruka said.

"Yay! My headband!" Sori whooped.

Iruka suddenly felt a slight tremor at his feet. "Oh hi Felix."

"Hi Iruka sensai!" Felix squeaked.

Sori face palmed as he picked up Felix by the tale and ordered an extra bowl. After yelling something about foxes and ramen, Ayame made her 18th bowl that night.

"All right Felix." Sori said, plopping him down on the counter. "Remember the handsigns!"

"Yeah!" Felix yipped.

"Good!" Sori yelled, strength flowing through his veins. "Bye Naruto, Iruka!"

He walked on as Naruto left as well leaving Iruka and Ayame's evil rape face and 18000 ryo pay heck in hand.

"SORIIIII! NARUTOOOOO!" Was heard throughout the streets of konoha.