Hello there. This is a collection of Sorting Hat songs that I have written for various things, plus a few just for fun. If you can't be bothered to look up the few that JK Rowling wrote; can't be bothered to write your own; or can't write poetry and, by proxy, Sorting Hat songs then you are welcome to borrow one of these, but only if you give me credit for it. I am also willing to write custom ones on request. Please e-mail me if you wish for me to perform this service.

This particular song was written for no reason other than I felt like it. It's a little on the gloomy side for some reason.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor claim to own Harry Potter.

Sorting Hat Song 4

Salazaar Slytherin was a canny chap

Helga Hufflepuff was known as a sap

Rowena Ravenclaw was critical and harsh

Godric Gryffindor was far too brash

Slytherins are a scheming mob

Hufflepuffs are a spacey horde

Ravenclaws are a serious lot

Gryffindors are a stubborn bunch

Gryffindor and Slytherin were bitter enemies

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were rivals

Each was the foe of the other

And they were divided by dispute

But now they are far away and long ago

Do not follow the founders' path

Stick together and do not let Hogwarts fall apart