Hey guys chapter 4. I do not own OHSHC I simply do this for fun. ENJOY! :)

The Big Secret Revealed

I'm sitting talking to girls pretending to be a host how did this go so wrong. "Riko are you alright." They look worried oh a lightbulb just lit above my head. "Yea I'm all right I was just thinking of something that happened a while ago." They look as if they'd just seen a cute puppy fall off a couch and whimper. I got this in the bag. "What were you thinking about." One girl said as so tenderly I was about to puke.

"I- I'd rather not talk about it." I said looking troubled even if I truly am. "Well good." Said a very familiar voice behind me. "Because he is impressed by your attitude." I turned and was inches away from one of the twins so I looked the other way wanting to avoid an awkward situation. Only to myself with another. The other twin was the way I turned. "Yea but he still thinks you can dress better so."

Next thing I know I'm dragged off to an area of curtains. "Ok what are we doing here?!" I asked half worried. "Like we said the boss wants you to change so here hurry up and change!" They both yelled almost directly in my ears. I'm going to end up death by the end of the day. "Well?" They said only confusing me. "Well what?" I asked "CHANGE!" They expect me to change while they're here! Oh hold on they still think I'm a guy.

Maybe I should just tell the twins so they can go get the rest of the host club and we can all talk about this. "Hurry up!" But then again I will never pay off that debt as being a 'Dog' so. "Fine but get out." They looked confused so I growled at them and with some werewolf strength hurled them out while saying. "GET OUT!" And after that I started changing and fixing my wrapping to hide the fact even more that I'm a girl. I heard the twins confused murmurs from inside makes sense they think I'm a guy.

"So twins is he done changing.?" I heard Tamaki ask "hey Tamaki am I going to have to pay you guys for the uniform too?" I asked while coming out in the uniform. "My you look like an actual gentleman!" He was I think the word for it is excited. Hold on what was that suppose to mean. "Now go back with your clients they have been waiting patiently for you." He said in a demanding way witch ticked me off a lot so much that I began yelling. "Well geez at least try and sound like you're asking a question and not demanding or ordering someone around." I said fiercely.

"Well excuse me for trying to make you seem more like a gentleman. . . . . " he kept droning on and on about some etiquette stuff. There's is a very specific word for his kind mhmm . . . Human, no . . Weirdo, no . . Oh wahat is it . . . . "Uh, oh I got it!" I see Tamaki getting a hopeful look "idiot." I say while pointing at him. He turns pale and freezes and all you hear is the chilly air flowing past. "Ahahahahaha!" I hear the twins laughing "oh we like you!" One said I think it's Hikaru who said it. "Sorry senpai but I do say what you're trying to say about etiquette." He got up with the amazing transition from shattered to confidence.

"Well let's go let's not make your guest wait any longer." As we started walking out and into the main area where all the guests are entertain Tamaki was about to faint when he noticed my baseball cap. "You aren't going to wear that thing with the beautiful uniform we just gave you." I froze I hadn't worn bobby pins to keep my hair in place. This cap will easily come off if they so much as touch it. "W-why not it's just a cap it doesn't really matter does it? B-besides . . . I-I uh didn't do my hair this morning.!" I said will backing up even farther into the main area. "We'll call my hair stylist. Kyouya!" Oh no. "No!"

I sense people behind me. Oh no! The twins! "Come on take it off." "Yea it looks weird." Uhh "honey-senpai help!" I asked well more like pleaded. "But I wanna see what your hair looks like Ri-chan,!" Well that was a dead end. Oh Haruhi! "Haruhi!?" I pleaded " Just take off the cap and they'll leave you alone what's the big deal.?" Great another dead end.

I feel two hands on my head and I know who's they are and I dare not move. But they did. The twins stuck out their legs and my legs are tangled between theirs. When I step back to try and balance myself only losing my balance in the process next thing I knew. I was sitting on the ground and my cap next to me and I feel my hair tumbling down my back as it unwraps from my head. Damn I'm busted.

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