Man I took forever sorry. Tuesday finally yay =) now time for us/Fran but it's not my favorite paring
Imma us/can chick =D
America was peacefully walking to the elevator while eating his 5th hamburger. He was wearing tight black shorts, and a pink t-shirt that had on McDonald's logo. His wig was put into pigtails with big pink bows. When he reached the elevator he heard France yelling at him to hold the door, so he started holding the door. When France reach in he thanked America, and started trying to regain his ability to breathe.
After awhile France decide to check out America's appearance. Right there standing near him was a really cute America peacefully eating a burger (A/N he was now on his 6th burger), France was tempted, very tempted. France was about to make a move when suddenly the elevator stopped. "Holy shit France what happened" America said while pressing the up button. "Oh no America it seems that we are stuck" France said while a perverted smile grew full blown on his lips. "Holy cow dude I was finally early for a meeting and this happens yo!" America started pressing the emergency button.
"Oh boy (sarcasm) now we have to wait to till staff helps us" France said walking closer to America. "Yeah dude, Iggy better not say anything because this was not my fault." "Don't worry about Angleterre, lets find something to do while we are here l'Amérique." America turned around to France asking "what do you want to do" only to see a freaky rape face France walking closer to him. "L'Amérique I have tons of stuff we can try." America started moving further away " France you better back up before your poor unborn children will feel a whole lot of pain!"
France stopped in his tracks , he did not want to get kicked by a super power at all. So he started thinking up plans to trick America. Then an idea pop into his head, " America you look fat ,I can see were all those burgers you eat are going." America was shocked France was just about to rape him ,but now he is insulting him. "hey that's rude dude, and what do you mean ?" France started smiling " cant you see that you have fat thighs." America started looking at his thighs thinking that they were pretty big. America started covering his thighs, " maybe l'Amérique would like to try the french diet ?" America started moving closer to France, " um will it work ?" France started laughing "of course I do it all the time." "fine France teach me the French diet" America said while fist pumping.
Well sorry for being late , I had writers block(lol =3)