Chapter Four-
After tucking Jade in bed snugly, Eggsy runs a hand through his hair. He turns on his microphone by tapping his tongue on the small metal chip located on his tooth in the back of his mouth."Ey, Rox." Eggsy waits a moment.
"Eggsy! Finally. You won't believe what I've found out about her-" Roxy exclaims excitedly.
"No, I know already. There were several clues and stuff like that. Standard Kingsman issued house as well. Her mum's a Kingsman, yeah? Knew that already. Saw a photo."
"Yeah, but Eggsy, you should hear this- she-" Roxy insists.
"Not now, Rox, please. I know it all." Eggsy surveys Jade's room.
Eyebrows raised, he examines the various movie and book posters and fan art. As well, one wall is entirely plastered with different fighting stances- karate, or taekwondo maybe. He was never good with identifying fighting moves. He learned the dirty way on the streets- cheap tricks, like tripping someone. An enormous bookshelf stretches along another wall, exploding with novels, DVD's, and little knick knacks- Eggsy, ever the fan of Harry Potter, spots things like a time turner and a golden snitch. He walks over to the shelf, picking up a little wand with lights and sound effects. He twirls it, waiting for Roxy to respond.
"Well, what now? Are you on your way back?"
"Uh…" Eggsy glances at Jade's figure, passed out cold underneath the duvet. "Not yet."
"What do you mean, not yet?" Roxy asks suspiciously.
"Well… for one, my suit is soaking in white vinegar."
"What in the world is that supposed to mean, Eggsy?"
"There was blood all over it."
"What? Ugh," she sighs in exasperation. "Well, you can't exactly take public transit then, I suppose. We'll send a taxi over. What's the girl doing?"
"She's out cold. Shot her with an amnesia dart."
"Good. Make sure there aren't any traces at all of what happened. No diluted blood droplets on the bathroom counter, that kind of thing."
"Yes, mother," Eggsy mutters.
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing," Eggsy says quickly, a smile playing on his face. Roxy chuckles.
He cleans up the basin and scrubs the floor clean.
Later, when the Kingsman taxi arrives and Eggsy drives away into the night, he doesn't notice the flashing red dot in Jade's pocket, still on, recording everything. After all, she is just a girl, even if her mother's a Kingsman.
Hope you enjoyed. Big thanks to everyone who supported this story, and huge thanks to my beta reader, 123books.
Next chapter will be updated within a few days. Hope it wasn't too much of a cliffhanger. XD
-happynomnom