Wow! London's really got this place spruced up! Well, she got Derek, Zack, and Cody to do it...
"Well, I just got back from the basement where Squall is now locked up since he was being a jerk AGAIN! And I can't believe someone already beat the Adamantoise! Oh, right! It was Ramza and Luso! Looks like London's going to help with the announcements!" Luna announces.
"I helped arrange the battles! Yay me! (claps) Do you like the flower arrangements and the other decorations? I had help from someone named 'Aerith'! Oh! We got our first match!" London announces.
Battle 1: Gorogh Heights Monks VS Orlandeau
It's 11 Monks against Orlandeau! Orlandeau starts with a Shockwave, taking out a line of Monks. While they try to revive themselves, Orlandeau rips into them with Divine Ruination! Followed up by a Hallowed Bolt! What's this? Orlandeau is summoning!?
Orlandeau summons Homer Simpson. Homer thrashes through the remaining Monks!
Orlandeau wins!
"Cool battle!" Derek comments.
"I thought Monks were tough." Casey says.
"No match for Orlandeau!" Edwin comments.
Loud crashing is heard.
"Someone! Help! Squall's broken out of his cell and is on his way up here!" a guard shouts.
"Squall!!" Rinoa screams.
Sora and Riku go towards the basement.
Squall is coming up the stairs.
Sora is ready. Riku ambushed Squall, allowing Sora to get a good combo finished up with Guard Break. Kairi summons her keyblade and sends Squall flying back. Luna fires an Energy Beam, then casts Firaga. London swings her Pantherskin Bag, sending Squall flying again. Squall gets up and charges at London! He wounds her mildly, but the Regenerative effects of the bag heal her. Sora and Riku use their keyblades to lift Squall up and throw him out of the arena, Smash Bros. Style!
"Wow.. an unofficial battle. Oh well, Squall got what he deserved!" Luna exclaims.
Tidus and Yuna enter, selling Yuneos. Pikachu speeds through, stealing the Yuneos.
"Give those back!" Yuna exclaims.
"While Yuna chases Pikachu, let's check the locker room." London announces.
Zack and Cody are seen leaving as Luna enters. They seem to be carrying something...
"Hey! It's Cloud, Tifa, and Barret!" Luna exclaims.
"Yeah, we want to fight Sephiroth... think he's in yet?" Cloud asks.
"Probably not. He's been pitifully wussy since he was beaten last time." Luna replies.
"Oh, well.. call us when and if he returns." Tifa says.
They leave.
Back to London...
"Yay me! I beat Selphie, Ellone, and Maddie at Triple Triad!" London exclaims.
"You still need to try your luck against me." Moseby says.
"'Kay!" London exclaims.
Battle 2: Triple Triad Match – London VS Moseby
London starts with an Anacondaur card. Moseby puts down a Moseby card. (Well he thinks a lot of himself...)
This goes on until...
London wins! She takes Moseby's Fat Chocobo card.
"Cards? That was boring!" Derek comments.
"I wanna play!" Marti exclaims.
"So, what if Squall comes back? Same thing?" Luna asks.
"I'll rip him a new one!" Seifer yells.
Who let Seifer in? Oh, well, I guess he'll help with the Squall Watch.
"Donald made a new staff.. it's called 'Shave the Queen'." Sora adds.
"What about Goofy's 'Shave the King'?" Kairi asks.
"Right. That's what made Donald want Shave the Queen." Sora replies.
"Hey, I just noticed we're out of time! Probably Squall and his big escape attempt! Well, we'll be back with more!" Luna announces.
To be Continued...
What is the meaning of Sephiroth's crackable sword?
Who ate the last Firecracker?
Why does Cloud have a generator on his sword?
Will Squall show up to be finished again?
What about Rosamund? Who the hell is Rosamund?
Who's Infected and who's addicted?
Rinoa wants to go out with you.
MWA-HA-HAHAHA-HAH!!
Shut up, Rico...