Yup, that's right, Gaara ish my sexeh beast is baaaack! Obviously, it's Contestshipping, Ikarishipping and, Pokéshipping. The Pokéshipping already exists as the story begins. The other two will develop as the story progresses within the chapters. Oh, before I forget, everyone is sixteen and traveling Sinnoh like, as if they completely all started over…because I said so. Thanks for the reviews! Sorry for the wait! I was deprived of Pokémon for a while. I lost track of the anime and got back to it. Hope you like this chapter, there's lots of humor! Again, sorry for the wait! Here's chapter four!

Disclaimer- Y'all should remember this from my other story...I still do not own Pokémon. But…if I did…Drew would be in it more often and May would realize the real reason for the roses. And they would both be in the Diamond and Pearl season like they should be so they can declare their un-denying love for one another!!

"Speaking"

What's going on in the story

Thoughts or emphasis on a word and sometimes flashbacks

Pokémon talk

The group walked along the path, as the girls chatted among themselves, and the boys almost wanted to die from the noise level. Whenever one of them said something 'juicy' the other two would out of nowhere squeal extremely loud. So loud, that people in Oreburgh could probably hear them. After hours of walking, the boys had just about lost it completely and were about to snap from insanity. All six of their eyes held annoyance and the 'Kill me now' look. Fortunately for them, just as Drew had previously proposed, they had arrived in Oreburgh City, by sundown.

"FINALLY WE'RE HERE!!" The three boys cheered kissing the ground.

"Wow…I didn't realize they were that excited to get here…" Misty exclaimed.

"Who cares?? Let's get to a hotel…I want to put my stuff down so we can shop!" Dawn squealed.

"Yeah!!" Misty and May agreed with the azure haired female.

"SHOPPING!!!" The three girls cheered.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Yells of despair came from the males.

"…uh. How about this…you boys find a hotel, and we'll find good shopping spots!" Misty said.

Paul spoke up for the guys, "…whatever. As long as we don't have to shop with you, we don't mind."

"AWESOME! Here's my cell phone number so when you have the hotel rooms we can come find it!" Dawn handed Paul a piece of paper with said number on it.

The girls began to walk away and as soon as they hit ten feet from the guys, May and Dawn stomped on the brakes in their feet and started moving backward, hitting other people along the way. They stopped crashing into the males while Misty came dashing up to them.

"Uh…what happened?" Misty questioned looking about.

"YOU STUPID KIDS!" A man yelled from across the way picking up his things.

A woman came up to Ash and slapped him over the face. "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN YOU PERVERT!"

"GAHH!" Ash cried out. He sobbed clutching his face, "But I didn't touch you!!"

Another female stepped up to Ash also whacked him. "That's for thinking I got a boob job!"

"IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!!!" He wailed curling up into the fetal position.

"…you thought she got a boob job?" Drew snorted.

"…yeah. I MISTAKE THINGS EASILY!"

Drew smirked, "Dude…you can totally tell they're real. I'm even surprised you realized Misty was a chick."

Ash grinned, "Ohh…she's a chick alright."

Misty flushed, "ASH!!!"

Paul joined in, "When'd you mistake one chick for a guy and the other got a boob job?"

"Oh…about a year ago…I'd rather not go there…" Ash grinned sheepishly.

Dawn giggled, "Wow Ash, you're more dumber than me!!"

Drew corrected, "More dumb."

Paul snorted, "SOMEONE LOST IQ POINTS!!"

"But wait…" Drew smirked.

The two arrogant males chorused, "SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!" They roared in laughter.

"…HEY! I'm not the only dumb one!" Dawn protested.

"You're right…" Said Paul.

"May's just as stupid!" Drew added.

"…what? HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'M MORE SMARTER THAN THEM!" May defended.

Paul rolled his eyes, "Apparently not…"

Misty pondered quietly as to why May and Dawn automatically flew back to the males as if by some barrier. A light bulb sparked in her mind finding the solution.

"Hey…Hey! HEY!!!!!!!" The commotion stopped. "Guys stop bagging on the girls and girls stop being well…stupid! Do something about it!!" Misty declared.

Dawn and May stuck out their tongues at Misty. The middle finger was returned. "Whatever." Drew and Paul sighed. And Ash ate nachos.

"Mist…why'd you stop them this is good television!!" Ash complained dipping his chip into melted cheese.

"Hey Ash…guess what?" Misty held up her index, middle, and ring fingers.

"Hmmpf?" He looked up mouthful of nacho-ness.

"Read. Between. The. Lines." The redhead growled.

Ash cocked his head in confusion, "What lines?" In the background Drew and Paul cracked up.

Misty fumed, "NEVER. MIND!!!"

May chimed in, "Careful Misty…you might blow a fuse! And I mean that as I'm your friend!"

Misty inhaled deeply and exhaled, "Okay. What I was trying to say before is that Dawn and May, there's some kind of barrier thing that refuses to let you get ten feet away from the boys."

"What? A barrier? But how?" Dawn exclaimed.

"I-I don't know…I haven't figured it out yet…" The redhead furrowed her brow.

"Well it couldn't possibly…wait. Redhead, how come you didn't 'magically' fly back when you walked away?" Paul questioned.

"The water…" Drew murmured.

"Wha-…well…actually I don't know…I was hoping someone knew…"

"It's the water…" Drew said again.

May spoke, "What water?? I haven't drank any…and no one else has…"

"No, no not that kind of water. The water from Lake Verity."

"Yeah well, what about it, money bags?" Paul said.

"…I'll pretend I didn't hear that. And I mean it doesn't limit Misty because she wasn't fully submerged in the water. And neither was Ash."

Dawn urged, "And…??"

Drew continued, "Paul fell in the water trying to get his Pokéball, Dawn from when she rescued Paul. Then May and I when we fell in the water screwing around…it makes sense. The water from Lake Verity has some kind of special power that ties people who have been submerged in the water, together, and keeps them to a ten foot distance of one another."

"Psh…no, it's because Pokémon pee in it and their pee is magical!!!" Ash argued.

"Honestly Misty, I want to know why you're with him!" May questioned giggling.

Misty replied, "Well, he's good-looking, so stupid it's funny, a great trainer, sweet and caring, he makes me laugh, and he's really romantic!" She sighed dreamily glancing at Ash. Ash was scratching his butt. Misty still smiling, rolled her eyes.

Unknowingly, Dawn and May both thought in unison, I wish Paul/Drew was like that…just better looking than Ash and smarter too…

Okay, okay so yes I am ending it there…I just thought I'd at least update SOMETHING right? Anyway, I know it was extremely short…but I actually want it to end there. Next chapter the group searches for a hotel, goes shopping, as Misty the Matchmaker and her assistant, Ash do some research. Hope you liked it! I'm trying to update sooner...bleh. Stupid school. Oh by the way, tell me if you want the story to stop after Ash and Paul beat the gym leaders and when the others finish the contests…or after Ash and Paul beat the Elite Four and the champion? Tell me in a review or whatever! Please and thank you! Love you all!

-Kiwi-