A/N Okayy, so I would just like to say that even though characters are whack in my story, and Edward is sexy, I'll try to keep it as close to the books as possible. Also, I'm trying to make it funny, but I'm sure it won't be, as my humour is pitiful. And lastly, I'm Canadian, so if you think I'm spelling things wrong with adding a 'u' in words like colour, YOU'RE WRONG!! HAHAHA. There was something else...forgot. Oh well. READ THUS FORTH! OH I REMEMBER! I might just randomly say something in le français, so if you don't know what it means, look on a translator website. Okay :

Disclaimer: I, Sophie, do not own Twilight. I wish I owned Edward at least, but I don't. I don't even own Mike Newton! And he's not even in this story!...or is he?!?!

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Bella POV

Edward had warned me to stay alert for any creepy guys, but I wasn't sure why. He seemed a lot more jumpy and looked like he was trying to locate certain people. I didn't know how to react, but instead I ate the delicious food that was being served by Mr. Roses' waiters. Yum.

As I was taking a large bite from a brownie, Edward stiffened beside me. I glanced at him to see what was wrong, and found that he was glaring at the two girls who were following us yesterday. I wondered what they were thinking, and if that was the reason he had a disgusted look on his face. I guessed that the brown haired one was Blair, Mrs. Roses' daughter, and the blonde one was probably one of her friends.

They quickly spotted us and walked over. I felt a bit worried about the madly grinning boy following them though.

Serena POV (ooooo!)

Once Blair and I had arrived at the party, we swiftly found the Cullen, who we found out last night was Edward, and incidentally, the only single one! Of course, by single, I mean not married (A/N The Cullen's were acting married so they would all have access to the banking account).

We walked toward him, ignoring the petite and ugly brunette clinging to his arm. He must be desperate! Chuck saw us and followed, getting a frightened look from Ugly-Brunette. How could she know about him already? Would it ruin our almighty plan? Only time would tell.

"Hello! My name is Blair Waldorf and this is Serena Van Der Woodsen. You must be Edward Cullen and...' Blair glared at Ugly, trying to make her feel intimidated.

Edward kissed Uglys' cheek before responding to Blair.

"This is Bella Swan, my girlfriend. Pleased to meet you two." He shook our hands politely before returning his attention to "Bella"He didn't seem very pleased at all.

While Blair ogled at his sexinessI decided it was time I stepped in.

I quickly whooshed my hair in an attractive way before giving him my most charming smile.

"So how old are you?" I asked him. I already knew from the research I did last night, but it seemed a bit stalker-ish to tell someone you searched them on Google.

Bella let out a quiet giggle before straightening her face. Edward laughed also before telling us he was, indeed, seventeen.

After that, we didn't get another chance to speak to him before Blair's step-father started talking to his guests, and we had to sit down and look interested. Too bad.

Blair POV

When Serena and I had spoken to Edward, I had lost almost all hope that he would fall in love with me. He looked so interested in the normal-looking girl sitting with him and I knew that I had Nate anyways. Why push it? I didn't think that Serena would give up too though. There wasn't a human male alive that could resist Serena's charm and stunning looks.

Of course she was nothing compared to Edwards two sisters, Alice and Rosalie, who were both unbearably gorgeous , but she was definetly better then Bella Swan.

Slowly, the brunch broke-up, and people left to have "family time". The Cullens stayed for a while though, to talk about the business deals they were making. Yay!

While I was talking to Alice about her style (which was amazing) Nate came over to talk to me.

Quickly, his gaze left me and travelled over Alice, almost drooling with concentration. He then seemed to realize that there was, not one, but three other stunning women in the room. Crap. Staring at Rosalie, Esme and Alice for a while, he finally looked at Bella. I must say that I was taken aback by his reaction.

His jaw dropped down, and his eyes widened. I could tell that if I knew what he was thinking, I wouldn't want to. How could he think SHE was even pretty?!? Serena and I had dubbed her Ugly! HOW!

I was starting to get really angry, when he swiftly averted his attention back to me. I could see Chuck behind him, currently experiencing similar reactions to the Cullen's. He was captured into their web of beauty and didn't escape as easily as Nate did.

"Hello, I'm Nate Archibald. It's nice to finally meet the famous Cullen's," he said while shaking hands with Alice.

"It's nice to meet you as well," Alice replied in her musical voice.

It was almost funny to watch Chuck while he listened to Alice speak. It looked like his mind was far away, on some perverted fantasy, including him, Alice and possibly a red suitcase.

Edward POV

My mind was littered with sex-fantasies of all the males in the room, most of them including Rosalie. I wasn't surprised that Bella was also on their minds. I was depressing that she didn't see herself the way the rest of the world did.

I was also a bit frightened by the women. I would never do anything like that, especially not with them! But what pushed me over the edge was Chuck Bass.

He must have had the dirtiest mind I'd ever heard. All about sex and women and prostitutes, I didn't know if I would leave this room the same man. In addition to Chuck was Nate Archibald.

Not horrible, but the way he kept staring and thinking about Bella was a little creepy. She was on his mind from the minute he saw Bella giggle and kiss my cheek. I could tell that he might be a bigger trouble than Chuck in the near future.

On the bright-side, Blair seemed to have given up on me after seeing Bella and I together. Serena was still interested, thinking that I would be pulled into her "love charms" as she put it. It was a good thing that none of them knew we were vampires, but sometimes I wished that EVERYONE did, so that they would leave my family and I alone.

A/N Yeppers, that's the chapter. I know that it sucks, so if you hated it as much as I did, tell me. I want to know if it's good or bad, because then I can stop writing it, because this is getting to be a chore :[.

But if you liked it, then FANKS! I'll probably update before...Friday. Maybe. And I really don't know how to continue the story, so if you have any interesting ideas, be sure to tell me, or leave them in a review, so I can make the story, a better story! YAYYYY!

Au reviormespetits pains.

From Your AMAZINGLY talented buddy,

Sophie.