I woked up in a hospital. the dumb moniter beeping annoyinlgy. ug i hate hospitals. I look over at the nite stand an thee waz a ring an flowers. I get up an rip the sticky thangs off. it hurt reely bad. the moniters wen of an dokters ranned in tha room.
"its ok im totale fine." I wave them of. they say ok an walk owt. i reed the note an it says 'Aurora yu are my wun tru luv, marry me. luv klark.' I put the ring on my finger an run to the elvador, in a huje hurr to get to owr howse.
"Hay mis yu cant leaf lik this! u has to sign owt furst!" An uglee doktor yells at me, wile starin at my booty. Stoopid pervart. i eggnor hem an gotted in tha elvador. Wunce i made it to tha furst flor. news reportors was all in ma fase! " Get owt da way!" I skreemed. thay all parted an stard at my boty as i waslked away, my haire blowin all sexly beehind me.
ill nevar make it to klark at this rate! 'Oh" i o-mouthed. i kan fly! i must of forgot! i fli to klarks howse an see lios hore mowth walskin to klarks howse to. that f******* B****! i shuldnt have anythang to werry abowt, klark luvs me an not her. sides im so hotter an prettyer than that yoosed stank hore! i land grasfuly in frunt of loois laddy ho.
" Hay wat yu think ur doin?1 klarks my man an he alreddy choosed me over u!" loois sayed.
i giv her a watever ya thinnk look an puttd my hands on my hips " reely. he ased me to marry him, so wat now?" i say as a breez blow thru my hiar lick a model.
klark opined tha dor an runned owt an hugs me. "OMG! Aururo im so glad yur ok! i was so werryed! letz go to los vagus n gets marryed!" He happys an picks me up an spins me arond. Than he kesses me deeply. we start to get all hot an heevy. loois skrrems an attaks me.
klark shelds me an yells at loois " i dont even kno y i even liked yu in tha furst place! thats y im marrying aurora! an shes preggnent wif my babi!"
loois walks of grumlin meen things to herself. prolly of to do drugs an beer.
"Woo!" i yell in saprise as klark piks me up an sins me arond. he then throws his glasses of an flys to los vaygus.
"omg we r acktully getting marryed! this is a dreem cum tru!" I happyed an kissed him on tha mowth. klark startd gettin hot an heevy, but i pooshed him away. " we will do plenty of that on ower huneymoon."
He sadded. i sigh, i kissed him an we got reely hot an heevey. we almost made a twin baby wile flying!
after a long time, we finally made it. klark didn t put me down. he karryed me up tha ile, up to tha altar. the preecher stood there an opined his lil book. oh no! im not in my weddinng drees! i dont even have wun!
"we gather here today,to witniss the joyning of these too peeple in holy matrimoney." he says wile looking at me an klark. im so happy im marrying my wun tru luv! i start krying silently. i notise sumthing owt the korner of my eye. it was batman! oh how nise he cam to my wedding! I look bck at klark who seemed to be nervos.
"can we spped this thing up. to the i dos." he says impaitently.
" I now pronownce yu husband an wife. yu may kiss the bride." He says an bows.
klark kiises me. an flys off to a sekluded beech. we start gettin busy. well i guess yu ant always get yur dreem wedding. dusent matter, im wif the only man ill ever luv.
