Me: BACKABACKABCKABCKA
Freddy: what?
Me: dunno
Freddy: yeah you really shouldn't stay in the pizzeria for more than 12 hours
Me: whatever, why are you always the first animatronic to talk
Freddy: I don't know myself
Me: ... oh yeah! you like being sarcastic
Freddy: HEY I-
Me: OKAY FOLKS, WE ARE BACK ON TRACT SO LET'S START WITH THE DAREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEAH!
Writer's pen 77:
i dare fredbear to prank call dominoes pizza
i dare toy bonnie to paint freddy red
i dare mangle to do a cartwheel while juggling marbles on a unicycle
Fredbear: FINALLY! SOMETHING FUN!
Springtrap: *giggles and passes Mike's phone*
Fredbear: Imma callin this guy named Marry who works at dominoes*calls dominoes*
Marry: huh ... Mike ... weird but whatever *picks up phone* Hello Mike
Fredbear: *speaks in Mike's voice FYI her husband* MARRY YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!
Marry: uh Mike?
Fredbear: AND YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ON A ZOMBIE ATTACK!
Springtrap: *covers mouth to control his laughter*
Marry: wh-what? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Fredbear: NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM!
Marry: WHAT DA F*CK IS GOING O?!
Fredbear: YOU'RE DEAD B*TCH!
Marry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *drops phone*
~at dominoes~
Marry's manager: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET BACK TO WORK!
Marry: *who is hiding under the table at the moment* MY HUSBAND IS A ZOMBIE!
Marry's manager: ...
~back at the fazbear pizzeria~
Fredbear and Springtrap: *laugh and high five*
TBonnie: HEY FREDO!
Freddy: what?
TBonnie: *throws 3 buckets of red paint over him and runs away*
Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU A**HOLE! *runs around blindly*
Me: Freddy ... what the f*ck do you think you are doing ?
Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Steps on the pressure plate Neon put to explode the Afton's house*
*the Afton's house explodes*
William and Jeffery: NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Me: FREDDY DID IT!
Freddy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WHAT IS GOING ON ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Chris: *stares* ... hmm ... lucky thing I am a ghost then ... I can just go wherever I want to
Mangle: I am LITERALLY mangled so uh ... I cannot do a cartwheel
Me: oh! no worries! *Snaps finger*
Mangle: *fixed by magic ZEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* WOOOOHOOOO! *goes and cartwheels on the stage while juggling marbles over a unicycle, to help cartwheel on it, she puts a board on top of it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *does the same on the ... table for some reason and on the puppet's box*
Puppet: HEY!
Mangle: *doesn't care and runs over the Puppet* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Puppet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *has Mangle run over him*
Me: whoa ... IMMA KEEPIN MANGLE LIKE THAT MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
VioletWave:I dare Springtrap and Fredbear to both jump over an electric fence.
I dare Freddy to climb to the top of a sycamore tree.
And Springtrap, or Spring Bonnie, how was it like for you and Fredbear before you were locked up in the safe room, and how strong is your friendship with him? Do you struggle with Vincent's control?
I'm getting a bit deep, aren't I?
Whoops, I forget Fredbear is female in this dare fest, do you think she could be male for those two questions?
Wait, I got it.
*POOF*
Fredbear is male for my two questions! :D If that's allowed. It's okay if it isn't, I won't be mad.
(yeah I copy pasted it cuz I was too lazy XD and yes, switching genders is allowed)
Chica: seriously, how do you guys not get bored in the sealed room?
Frebear: are you kidding me?! WE GET BORED AS EV- *poofs into a boy* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Me: hey Fred, you are a boy for all of Voilet's questions in this round
Fredbear: oh ... okay I am fine with that
Me: really?
Fredbear: hey you want to be a boy, weird enough for me, I am fine with being a boy
Me: ... okay, *teleports Spring and Gold to a field with 2324231431532525 electric fences*
Springtrap: TIME TO JUMP OVER ELECTRIC FENCES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Fredbear: YEAAAAAAAAAAAASH *pulls Springtrap and starts jumping over fences*
~ after jumping 2324231431532525 electric fences~
Fredbear: ZEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *faints due to exhaustion*
Me: don't faint Springer, you still have a few question to answer
Springtrap: AW MAN *breaths heavily*
Me: but I can come back to you in a few minutes if you want
Springtrap: YEAASH! *faints as well*
Me: *rolls eyes and teleports back* hey ... just realized they only had to jump AN electric fence ... not so many electric fences but whatever
Freddy: *cleans off the red paint* okay so ... climb a sycamore tree
Me: I have one in my colony! *teleports us to my colony*
~nearby children scream and run away~
Freddy: *climbs up the tree* I AM DA KING OF ZE WORLD! ZEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Me: lol *teleports us back and teleports the springs as well*
Springtrap: back already? ... ARGH! *bangs head on wall* okay so the question was ... oh ... well ... it felt awful when we were locked up, Fredbear squeezed her- ... himself *cough cough for now cough* to the corner and was trembling, he didn't even speak a word for a whole YEAR! when we were finally able to put it in the past, we found out that we- 'FREDBEAR' could teleport and all, so we used to teleport behind the nightguard and make faces at them, and before they turned around, we teleported back to the sealed room *laughs* oh that's fun we are like partners in crime . And how strong our fr-friendship is uh ... *blushes*
Me: *smirks* SPRINGTRAP IS IN LOVE WITH FR-
Springtrap: *punches Neon across the wall*
Me: ... ow *wipes blood and throws a knife at Springtrap*
Springtap: AAAAH! *dodges it* VINCENT or William, DOESN'T CONTROL ME! NEON SEPARATED US BEFORE SHE STARTED THE DARE SERIES! BUT IT SEEMS THAT HE SURELY CONTROLS HER! AAAAAAAAAAAH *dodges another knife*
Me: SO SEE YOU ALL *throws another knife* NEXT TIME! PEACE!
