Me: Woah, can't believe it's the fourth chapter already! I really want to congratulate myself for going this far *claps hands for myself* and for my loyal beloved readers, let's give them a handful of applause too! *claps hands*
England: I do appreciate your hard work. I appreciate our beloved readers too, of course *claps*
China: Great job, aru! Some claps for the readers too! *claps*
France: Impressive, I must say. I thank all the readers too *claps*
Russia: Become one with mother Russia, da~ (everybody face-palming)
America: Tsk, no one is as awesome as the awesome me, 'cuz I'M THE HERO!
England: Awesome? That's more like Prussia-
Prussia: HOW DARE THE UNAWESOME YOU USE THE AWESOME ME AWESOME NAME ON YOUR UNAWESOME SENTENCE?
America: ...what? Why the hell is he here? ...this is the longest introduction ever...
Me: Never mind, I'm thinking of putting him and some other characters in our story sooner or later, anyway, this is taking too long, DISCLAIMER!
Prussia: The unawesome xx-Akuno Musume-xx does not own the awesome hetalia. Please enjoy!
Me: How dare you...before we start, I would like to say I got a request from CAT GIRL 28 and I'm putting that in our chapter now, Thanks!
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Chapter 4: Jealousy
"Oi! Watch your step! Oi! AMERICA!" England yelled in frustration for getting himself bumped by the impatient America behind him.
"Dude, can't you walk a little faster? This is taking forever!" America complained using his childish pouty look.
"Be quiet, aru! We're trying to walk peacfully here!" China complained.
"God, why are you both ALWAYS fighting wherever you are?! The meeting room, the park, the bar, and even on a stranded island!" France complained, dramatic tone in his sentence is clearly visible.
"It's okay comrade France. I'm actually enjoying this, da~" Russia said sweetly, before soft kols started coming out of his mouth.
Before we know it, England and America are wrestling each other to the ground.
"Why...can't...you...just watch where your big foot step?!" England complained while holding one of America's hand and kneeling him right in the stomach.
"Ouch! Dude! You're the one who are walking too slow, you old man!" America said, choking England, but then stop when he realize something isn't right. England is now holding his neck and gasping for air.
"Dude, your body temperature is just isn't right...I think you might need to-" America stopped and England once more strangle him.
"YOU CRAZY HAMBURGER LOVING GIT! I'M GOING TO CURSE YOU TO YOUR DEATH!" England yelled, he is so angry that his emerald eyes is turning slightly red.
"DUDE, IF YOU WOULD JUST LISTEN!" America yelled, pushing England back with all his strenght and let him fall back to the ground.
America stood up and look at England directly to his eyes with a concerned look.
"I think you're having a terrible cold once more," America said, drawing the attention of the other nations.
"What? England is having a cold, aru?! This is bad!" China said in panic, he ran toward England and put the back of his hand on England's forehead.
"Oh no! He's hot, aru!" China said, not noticing how wrong it sounded to France's ears.
What? Now China likes 'im too? Oh no! Now I got a new rival! France thought, holding a rose and posing dramatically...seriously, I do not know where the rose came from, please stop asking... But this happens in his mind, so no one could see him doing that but himself.
France coughs, not letting his jealousy shows up.
"I think it is better to postpone this plan and get back to our old camp since Angletterre is hot," France said, hot reffering to the other meaning, but no one noticed in their panicking.
"I think he is right, well, since I'm the hero, so I need to carry him back then," America sighed, grabbing England and started walking back to the camp.
What?! Now...now 'merica also likes 'im?! This is getting ridiculous! Don't tell me Russia likes my sweet Angletterre too! France thought, now letting out some tears and started sobbing softly so no one would hear him. He let out a pink handchercief and started wiping his tears away...Please, please, stop asking. I don't know where it is from! Maybe he learned magic tricks before he reached the island, who knows?
France glared at Russia, his face showing true jealousy, but thank God no one realized since they all are too panicking to pay attention on him since they got a patient to save.
America carries England the way he used too, I guess he feels like a true hero now.
China is still panicking as hell. He is now asking England a hell load of questions such as "How are you feeling now, aru?" or "Is your body cold? Here I'll lend you my- , oh, I do not wear any jacket, aru!"
Russia is happily watching the disaster they're having now.
"This is fun to watch da~" Russia said childishly to France, who is now pouting and glaring at England and America.
England seems to count on his hero completely now. He is so tired and he do not think he could make it by walking on his own now, so he do not fidget or curse the hero that is currently carrying him.
"Yo England dude! You okay bro?" America look down at England who is now moaning uncontrabbly.
"I don't think so..." England said, sneezing a little bit.
France is now completely angry and jealous, but he needs to hold them back.
Stupid 'merica! 'ow dare 'e! OMG! The way he moans and sneezes...My sweet Angletterre is just so cute~ 'e is like, TOTALLY CUTE! France is now on his 'fanboying' moment in his mind, controlling himself not to say it out loud. It seems that Poland has effected him, by his 'like' and 'totally' virus.
France is currently blushing uncontrolbally and Russia seems to notice this.
"Are you jealous comrade?" Russia said, smiling childishly.
"N-no! I am NOT j-jealous! I am not-," he is cut by England's cute sneeze and so, our little fanboy started blushing again.
"It's too obvious! I might as well tell him..." Russia said, walking toward England and the others since they are far ahead (the hero MUST walk fast).
"No! Stop! Please!" France yelled, but getting completely ignored by Russia.
"Alright! Let's make a deal!" France said, finally made the Russian look back.
"Hmm? Say it, da~?" Russia said, interested by what France said. It might be another ten bottles of vodkas.
"Okay, you help me, and I'm giving you five bottles of vodka!" France said his offer.
"Make it ten" Russia smiled sweetly.
"Fine! Nine bottles of vodka! This is my final offer, take it or leave it!" France offered for the last time, but actually if Russia still don't agree, he'll do another offer until he agrees. Thus, he would do anything for his beloved Angletterre.
"I said ten, da~ I'm leaving it. Comrade Eng-" France strangle him and cover his mouth with his hand and Russia started making soft kols.
"Ten. Ten bottles of vodkas," France whispered in his ear softly so no one would here him. Russia then stop making his kols and smiled childishly again.
"Deal."
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Me: I think after every story I got to write a conclusion so no one would get the wrong idea. This is not a yaoi. It's only France...being France. America and China do not like England like that. They are just friends. England never liked them both like that either. So it is just France's misunderstanding.
England: Is that what is really on your mind, France? *sneezes*
France: No...she's lying!
Russia: It is tru- *got strangled by France* kolkolkol~
America: Can the hero do the closing now?
Me: Sure, America.
America: Thanks for reading and please review! It would seriously made our day! Oh and by the way, I'M THE HERO!