Guy 1: If let you do this, you'll stop making me Laura's bitch?

Guy 2: No promises!

(The 1st guy suddenly takes off his shirt, then his belt. The 2nd guy is just sitting on a bed, staring intently at the 1st guy, naked. A door suddenly is broken open a couple cops run in, seeing a naked guy on the bed and a guy standing in front of him, his pants now dropping to the ground. They both put their hands up)

Cop 2: McLovin?

Cop 1: McLovin, nice!

Guy 1: They're upstairs.

Cop 2: Oh, well, excuse us then.

(The cops walk up the stairs)

Guy 2: Bob Saget!

Guy 1: Danny Tanner?

Two eyes open up to see the face a girl, not just any girl, a tiny girl who looks like she's 10, or 9. Either way, these eyes blink a few times before the girl says anything.

Girl: They're awake!

These two eyes back away from the girl, hitting something else behind them. Another woman walks out of a door that opened. This woman has crimson hair and a bikini on.

The Eyes: Am I dead, high, or asleep?

Woman (Cameron Diaz): I'm up here.

The eyes move up a bit to her face.

Woman: Hey, my name's Laura Jenkins.

The Eyes: Right, hey, have you seen my brother, about yay-high, Mexican like me.

Laura: Likes to talk about dope?

The Eyes: So you have seen him?

Laura: Yeah, he's inside.

The eyes suddenly turn around as Cheech is seen following Laura inside.

Laura: We were lucky we found. A few more minutes and you would have been dead.

Cheech: A beautiful woman picking me up while I'm near death, are you sure I'm not high or sleeping?

Laura: Positive.

They walk down the steps into the boat, getting a room with a couch, a TV, and a pool table.

Mcory: Sup, bro, hey, you ever heard of a PS2?

Cheech: Isn't that when girl's hit that time of the month?

Mcory: Nah that's PMS2, well, I'm playing this kick-ass game, called Pac Man.

Cheech: Does it have anything to do with a pack, or a man?

Mcory: Nothing but ghosts, pellets, fruit, and a yellow blob.

Cheech looks impressed as Laura goes farther in, getting something out of a cupboard in the back.

Laura: Mcory told me you were off to Florida, and how you're town was burnt down.

Cheech: Did I tell you we met a creepy shark with an annoying ass voice.

Laura: No, but he did say the shark had great cable.

Cheech: Yeah, listen, I don't really wanna be a burden, but we're kind of in a hurry.

Laura: Well, if it means anything, we're about 25 miles away from shore.

The Pac Man death tune plays as Mcory throws the controller down.

Mcory: God dammit, little fucking son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you you fucking ghost.

He restarts the PS2, playing the game again.

Laura: You're brother has quite the mouth.

Cheech: The strange thing is, he's better when he's high. Just give him some dope and he's free as a bird.

Laura: Oh, hey Lily!

Girl: Yes mommy?

Laura: Can you see the shore?

Lily: Yes, we're almost there!

A flush is heard as someone walks out of the restroom, trying to belt and zip up his pants.

Guy (Shia LaBeouf): Sorry, you might not want to go in there for a while. So, Segrata's, what's life like in Mexico?

Mcory: Shitty, ah fuck!

He died again.

Guy: So, care to tell me why two honest Mexicans like you are doing going to Florida? I mean, you are Spaniards right? The Fountain of Youth and all?

Cheech: No, we're not Spaniards.

Mcory suddenly gets up and walks over to the group.

Mcory: I am a pure Spaniard ese'. I was born in Mexico, moved to Spain, back to Mexico, moved to Puerto Rico, back to Mexico, moved to Cuba, back to Mexico, and now in Florida.

Cheech : And he wonders why whenever he moved from Mexico, they tell him why he has a fucked up mind homes.

Guy: Anyway, I'm Lucas, Laura's my girlfriend.

Cheech: Fuuuu, I mean, I'm happy for you.

Cheech (Thoughts): Shit!

Lucas: I'm going to Florida for a business trip.

Cheech (Kind of Sad): I'm very happy for you.

He shakes his hand.

Lily: We're here!

Laura: I'll be up in a minute honey!

All of a sudden, a noise is made in the back of the boat, the toilet mainly. It suddenly, blows up, leaving the back room full of crap and other wastes. Laura suddenly runs up the steps, while Lucas and the Segrata's simply spit some out and wipe some off.

The 3 of Them: Shit!

Cheech: And they said I have toilet problems.

It fades away to the docks where the three of them land. Laura and Lily stay on the boat to dock it.

Lucas: Well guys, this is where we part for now, if we meet again, let's not meet by a toilet after I've had fried carp.

Mcory: Agreed homes.

They wave goodbye to Lucas as he walks away.

Mcory: What a nice guy, uh bro? Bro?

Cheech is crying to himself.

Cheech: She was so hot!

Mcory: Hey, cheer up man, they'll be another one eventually, I promise.

Cheech stops as the two brothers turn towards Florida, and all it's bustling streets.

Cheech: Another importation, first it was the Spanish, then the British, then the Americans, then Cuba, and now, Mexicans.

Some guy walks up, who's smiling very creepily.

Some Guy: Welcome to America.

Mcory shoots the guy with a pistol. Cheech looks at him.

Mcory Segrata: That's not legal here?

Cheech: No shit!

There it was, Chapter 4.