I do not own Harry Potter or the characters. All credit goes to JK Rowling. This is my plot though so please don't steal.
Chapter 4
Justin greeted Laura outside of her latest class.
"Did you do it?"
"Yes, I did. And while I don't have detention with her, she is making me spend tonight with her to learn about the reasons why transfiguration is so important." She sighed. "Boring!"
Justin looked into her eyes and smiled. "Thanks for doing it though."
She smiled back at him, had he forgotten just this morning they were holding hands?
"Listen Justin..."
"Laura.."
"Laura, you go first." He pleaded.
"No, you Justin."
"We have to come up with the next dare. And, I wonder if I might ask you a truth."
"Ok, Justin." She responded.
"Do you like me? Do you want to be my girlfriend?" he asked as he blushed.
"Yes. I would love to be your girlfriend." She looked so happy that he felt he could kiss her.
He pulled her into a hug and they stood there for a moment, both thinking about their new relationship and forgetting for the moment about the dare.
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Ron shook his head unbelievably. "What in the world is Hermione's problem lately?"
Harry shrugged his shoulders, "Honestly, I don't know. Maybe she just needs a break from her studies."
"Maybe she needs to actually get some." Ron laughed.
"See, this is the reason why she hexes you and not me Ron. I keep my opinions to myself. It's not like she has been going around the school pissed off. It's just you!" Harry turned down the hall and saw Terry. "Terry!" he exclaimed.
"What?" He said in a tone that sounded very much like anger.
"Hi, how are you today?" Harry desired to know.
"Besides the fact that I have been in excruciating pain for the last few hours?" he shook his head at Harry. "I guess I'm ok."
"What happened Terry?" Harry pressed for information.
"Well, I went to kiss Hermione- and she DID kiss me, but then at the end she grabbed and squeezed as hard as she could on my privates." He looked pained as he remembered it.
"No way!" Ron exclaimed. "She's been doing all sorts of stuff like that today. What in the bloody hell is her problem?"
"I don't know Harry and Ron, but a word of advice- stay the hell out of her way. She's just not right today." Terry explained. "I've got to get to class. Take care guys."
"Ok Ron, NOW I believe you. What in the heck is going on with Hermione?" Harry asked.
"Honestly Harry, I don't know, and I don't know if I want to find out either."
And at the moment that Harry wasn't so sure he wanted to find out either, he saw the words "Arse Number 2" printed on Ron's back and realized that he had just found was what Hermione said they wouldn't be able to see.
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Justin held hands with Laura and smiled at her.
"Ok, do you have any ideas for the truth or dare?" he asked her.
"Well, no not really. Do you have any ideas?"
"Actually I was thinking that we might send this one-
We Hufflepuffs challenge you to a game of truth or dare-
Truth (1 point)- Write a thank you note to the professor that you hate the most.
Dare (2 points)- Hug your enemy."
"Oh Justin, that is SO Hufflepuff of you." She smiled and laughed. "Let's send it. The Slytherins will NEVER be able to do it- it's just too kind. I'll check on them completing it later."
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Severus Snape paced the classroom and as he was teaching he kept thinking in the back of his mind about who would have sent that letter. Why couldn't he figure this out? It was driving him nuts- how in the world was he supposed to figure out who this was?
He just couldn't wait to get revenge on whoever it was. It looked like he didn't have any detentions tonight so he would look at the letter again and imagine all of the students he could possibly think of. Just because there was a hex in the room didn't mean that the girl had to be a seventh year.
He was back at zero, he had nothing- especially because Sam had said that she was only about 75% sure it was a girl.
What if it was Neville himself? Neville was known to have a feminine side and he was also a poet.
He was going to have to take some time to investigate. So far there was no one for detention, and there better not be any students in detention to distract him from figuring out this puzzle.
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Draco counted the number of witches aged 13-19 that he had slept with in Hogwarts and there were only two that he hadn't had yet. Luna and Hermione. But he would get both of them- he knew it. And then he would be the first wizard ever to shag every witch of age at Hogwarts.
After he had Luna and Hermione, he would be the most respected wizard at Hogwarts. Other wizards had tried to do the same in the past, even his own father had tried- and all of them failed miserably. But he was Draco Malfoy- surely HE would be the wizard to complete this quest.
All of the wizards in the wizarding world would bow down to his sexual conquests and most already did. But Luna and her obvious love for Neville, and Hermione with her disgusting infatuation with books. Couldn't he just leave them out of the picture?
Not if he truly wanted to have the real claim of being the sex god of Hogwarts. But how to get both Luna and Hermione he just was not sure- he knew he didn't want either one of them for Merlin's sake- but the ability to brag that he'd had every witch would be simply amazing.
He'd have to come up with a plan and act fast because he realized that most girls were beginning to see Blaise Zabini as a sex symbol at Hogwarts. And he just could not allow that to happen.
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Luna walked down the hallway holding onto Neville's hand.
"Oh Neville, please tell me again about that plant that shoots out the spiders? That was SO interesting!" Her face beamed with joy. Oh how she loved listening to him and his interests. She would never tire of him or what he had to say.
As he began to speak Neville saw Hermione coming down the hall.
"Hi Hermione." Neville said warmly.
"Hello Neville, you know, why don't you and Luna spare us all and get a room?" she barked insensitively.
"Hermione, what in the world is wrong with you?" Luna asked.
"YOU- YOU are what is wrong with me. Walking through the halls as though you own the place. Looking like you are about to snog at every moment people see you." Hermione exclaimed.
Luna was becoming visibly upset. "Hermione I don't know what I've done. I'm really sorry that you are so upset."
"No you're not, you're just glad that you have the man of your dreams. While the rest of us suffer" Hermione scoffed.
"Hermione, why are you so sad? Who is it that you want? Surely it isn't Neville." Luna smiled up and Neville. Then she walked over towards Hermione "Let me give you a hug honey."
"DON'T YOU DARE, YOU WHORE!" Hermione screamed.
Luna backed up and Neville began to step forward to protect his woman.
"Hermione Granger!" they all heard a voice yelling from the hallway. "20 points from Gryffindor and you are to come to my office IMMEDIATELY."
Before Hermione turned around she knew that she had been caught by the headmaster, McGonagall.
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Pansy opened the window and took the parchment.
"Oh, truth or dare from Hufflepuff. And how DISGUSTING."
"We Hufflepuffs challenge you to a game of truth or dare-
Truth (1 point)- Write a kind note to a teacher that you hate.
Dare (2 points)- Hug an enemy. You have two hours to complete this dare."
"What should we do Pansy?" Goyle asked looking like a sad, lost little puppy dog. And in fact he was since Draco was never around anymore and always with some witch.
"We have to either hug an enemy for a dare or write a thank you note to a teacher that we don't like. Utterly digusting both of them. Let's just skip it." She looked as though she was going to be sick. "Slytherins DON'T hug."
"Maybe write the note then." Goyle said.
"I don't know just yet," Pansy thought. "Give me a while to figure out what we're going to do."
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"Ms. Granger. I don't know what your problem is today but there have been several reports about you hexing people, harming Terry Boot, and now being caught red handed saying all those horrible things to Luna. I am VERY disappointed in you." McGonagall sternly looked at her. "I suggest that whatever is causing you this much anguish- that you deal with it. Because if you don't I will have no other choice than to expel you from Hogwarts."
Hermione sat there looking as though she didn't have a care in the world. She didn't want to leave Hogwarts but she had had more than enough crap from the stupid boys around here. And now to see Professor Snape basically snogging the girl of his dreams because HER letter had brought them together. Maybe it was best if she left.
"Ms. Granger, to start with I'm going to send you to Poppy to find out what is wrong with you, and then you will have detention for the rest of the week with Professor Snape."
McGonagall thought that she was giving her punishment after punishment and yet Hermione looked unfazed by all of what was being said to her.
"Ms. Granger, in all of the years that we have had the sorting hat- it has NEVER been wrong. But judging by your behaviors so far this week I would have to say that the sorting hat WAS wrong, and that you should have been placed in Slytherin."
With that, Hermione walked off to see Poppy and then would later report for detention with Snape.
She promised herself one thing though, if she saw Lena there that she for sure would be expelled from Hogwarts.
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