Wonderland

A/N: Sorry this is a day late guys! I was planning on posting it during RAW but got swept up in complaining about Nexus not being there XD So, enjoy my belated update!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything :3

Pairing: WAIT FOR IT! :D

Adam was afraid to open his eyes. He had no idea what just happened, or where in the world Jeff had taken him. But, his nose perked up when the smell of freshly baked cookies blew past his face.

"Why are you covering you're eyes, silly? Come on, we're late for tea!" Jeff removed Adam's hand from his face, staring into his brown eyes before dragging him over to a long table adorned with plates and plates full of assorted sweets and treats.

A man in a large top hat and showy outfit sat at the head of the table, sipping his tea straight out of the tea pot. Next to him was a rabbit-man, with the ears and a tail of a rabbit, but he had short blonde and tattoo like painting all over his arms. The final man at the table was asleep; at least Adam hoped he was only asleep, with a hood over his head that resembled mouse ears.

"Guys, this is the newcomer that I told you about! His name is Adam, and he is probably the most adorable person to ever fall into Wonderland!" Jeff forcefully sat Adam down in the chair diagonal to the man in the top hat before sitting himself down next to Adam.

Top hat man looked at the Canadian through the long black hair that hung over his eyes, "He's much cuter than that little blonde bitch that showed up a couple years ago. That chick was so annoying!"

The rabbit-man nodded in agreement, staring at Adam thoughtfully, "He really is cute, isn't he? He's a perfect match for the King."

"What do you mean by that?" Adam questioned, still not sure what the two men were getting at.

The man with the top hat ignored his question and extended his hand out to Adam, "My name is Matt, and I make hats!" Adam returned with a hand shake, but was a bit surprised when Matt kissed his hand.

"Matt, you're such a fucking horn dog! Can't you quit trying to get into everyone's pants?" The rabbit-man smacked Matt on the back of the head. Matt looked like he was about ready to start a fight when the rabbit-man turned back to Adam, "Sorry about that, he's always been kind of a player. My name is Phil, and I was born with these ears, 'because I'm half hare."

Adam nodded in understanding, but he wasn't totally sure how he understood the situation. He glanced over at the man with the mouse hood, who still hadn't moved a muscle, "Is he dead or is he just asleep?"

"Don't worry, I'm not dead," The sleeping man lifted his head, the hood falling backwards onto the ground. His eyes were half open and his expression was groggy, but Adam could make out a faint smile on his face, "My name is Rey, and unlike Phil and Jeff, I'm not some weird half animal freak."

Jeff and Phil threw some cake at Rey, who failed miserably at dodging the projectile treats. Matt chuckled which made Adam turn his head away from the miniature food fight, "I'm terribly sorry about them, they're a bit childish."

Adam smiled, "No, it's totally fine. I have a brother back in Canada that acts exactly like them with his friends."

A sigh escaped his lips thinking about his former home. He was going to miss waking up every weekend to Jay jumping on his bed, wanting to go outside and play tag. But their mother would never condone that kind of behavior, as she preferred her boys to study hard for school than feel around with such childish games. Maybe I am better off here than back at home. I don't have to do five hours of studying every night, and I don't have to go to bed at 8 o'clock on the nose! They probably don't even have a school in this crazy place. I can be as free as want to be!

"Hey, are you still alive or do I have to give you mouth to mouth?" Jeff waved his hands in front of Adam's face, trying to break him out of his daze, "We have to go and meet the twins and then it's off to see the King!"

Adam shook his head of his thoughts, "Oh, well alright. I guess I'll see you guys later, bye." He waved to his new found friends, who all waved back. Jeff grabbed Adam's hand and snapped his fingers before they both disappeared again.

A/N: Again, sorry for the lateness! Please, children, I can only get better if you guys REVIEW! I wanna thank blackbear1020 for being my first reviewer! I would love to be there too, but I'd probably end up leading Adam into trouble... Not that he can't find trouble on his own, but my kind of trouble is usually illegal :D Thanks again for the review! ~ Mrs. DH Smith