Oh my gawd, another one?
Title:The Guardian
Chapter Title:Friends are God's Way of Apologizing to Us for Our Families
Rating: T
Summary: Typical lunch period with Kylee, Jordan, and their friends.
Warnings: Femslash, Canon Characters, use of the word "fuck"
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"About fucking time!" Jordan mock-scolded as two of Kylee and her friends, Sam Witwicky and Miles Lancaster, sat after returning from the school lunch line.
"Hey," Sam snapped, "the jocks cut in line." He nodded at Kylee. "She's in her own little world again."
Jordan elbowed her girlfriend, who was drawing the outline of a dragon in her sketchbook. "Ky, I swear to god, if you don't eat because you're drawing fan-art, I will kill you."
"Huh?"
The two other teens laughed.
"What's so funny?" Kylee demanded.
"Shh," Miles warned. "Evil jock concubine entering the cafeteria."
"Mother-fucking bitch," Jordan hissed.
"I think she's hot," Sam muttered.
"Sam," Kylee said softly, "Banes is beautiful, but only on the outside, at least as far as I know. But, to me, at least, anyone who acts the way she does, whether they enjoy it or not, doesn't deserve a sweet, gentle soul like yours, not until she apologizes to everyone she's hurt."
"That's my goal, though. If I do manage to woo Mikaela, I'll introduce you guys and maybe she'll realize that you're not any different then her."
"Except for the lesbian part."
"Yeah, except for that."
Kylee lean across the table to peck Sam on the cheek. "You're a great friend."
"I know."
"You're a prick, too." That was Jordan.
"Yep!" Sam chirped, sounding happy. "Hey, you wanna know something awesome? If I get another A today, I get a car."
"You mean I can stop picking you up? Halleluiah!"
Students at the nearby tables glanced over as the table collapsed into hysterical giggles.
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"You're excited," Kylee observed after school, noticing Prowl's driver seat vibrate with anticipation.
"Jazz is coming, He's in Earth's orbit right now."
Both Kylee and Jordan hugged the dash, happy for the mech.
"We're so having a party when he lands," Jordan promised.
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And we all know what happens...