GRIM REAPER
This is my first fanfic and I intent on making it a swearing, smoking, drinking, violent and dark Harry.
I welcome flames but if u bitch and moan about how I killed a character or what Harry is doing I will just tell you to fuck off.
I however am open to and welcome constructive criticism and complaints and especially suggestions about how I write and what I write.
I own nothing that is published by j.k Rowling
Harry woke the next morning with a killer headache and a sharp pain in his side.
Leaning over he slowly yanked a chunk of glass from his side and slowly turned it over in his hands as blood slowly seeped from his injured side.
"Well I'll be damned" Harry said timidly.
As he stood he took in his surroundings as the things that had happened to him in the days before and grinned he had to go do some more of his shopping today but it would soon be over and he could get down to plotting some well earned revenge of his former friends and mentor but as a man once had said 'patience is a virtue'.
Harry put on some of the cast off his loving family had graced him with and looked at the watch he had pulled out of the vault the day before.
It read 3 in the afternoon and he silently scalded himself for leaving the shopping so late he should have been out of the house way earlier than that taking off his robes that he had left on from the night before he heard a creaking of the door opening behind him he turned his head to see his cousin dursley open the to his room and pop his head in.
Dursley had been acting weird since he got back from school nicer and overall just freaky. He had lost weight too and although he was thinning out was not overall thin
"I…Well you didn't get up early this morning and since your always up early I thought that something might be wrong so I came to get you and…is that a tattoo" Dursley said wildly.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Maybe" Harry shrugged and turned back to getting changed.
"That wolf and the snake look wicked" Dursley laughed.
"yeah" Harry said lovingly"… hold up what wolf and snake" grabbing his shoulder and trying to look over it" dirty motherfucker" he shouted.
"Well on one side of the big angel man is a wolf howling and on the other is a snake" was the timid reply and to this Harry just sighed.
"Whatever" Harry said finally and he went back to putting on some of his rags.
"im going into town today to do some shopping do you mind telling your folks that I'll be out for the rest of the day" .
"Yeah ok but I got a question…well there a big party tomorrow and I was wondering if you wanna go…you don't have to I was just wondering" he said quite nervously.
"Yeah alright I got nothing better to do" Harry laughed and turned to rummage though his bag and pulled out the vial that he had found the day earlier in his vault.
"Hey I found this and thought you might want it" and through the vial through the air at him "its instant slim, weight loss in a bottle".
"Wow really that is so cool you could sell that for millions and…you know it works right you have seen it work" He said nervously.
"Well funny thing, no I don't know it works but if you take it and lose weight than I will so I will know it works just not now" Harry grinned.
"wha" came the intelligent reply" but…hang on …what, that doesn't make sense".
"yes it does" said Harry stubbornly"now shut up and drink it".
Dudley quickly gulped down the little vial before falling on his ass and he found that soon his clothes were getting baggier around him and had the urge to yak chunks before he quickly ran out of the room and into the bathroom and vomited white jelly looking shit all through the bowl and after about 5 minutes of continuous sickness fell and lay lazily next to the toilet.
"Yo Harry" he called as he heard laughter outside the door.
"Yeah mate" Harry called back.
"When I get out of here im going to cut you in ways you never thought possible" he yelled angrily.
"hey maybe you can catch me now with out another person sitting on your waist" Harry laughed.
"Fuck you".
"Awww don't be a sissy" said Harry back still laughing"but I'll tell you what I'll cook breakfast"
"After what I just saw I don't want any" Dudley said grimly.
"Good cos I was lying im not cooking you breakfast you asshole" Harry grinned"oh and im stealing a pack of your smokes"
"No your not" said Dudley weakly.
"I'll bring you home a cookie" said Harry.
"No" said Dudley again.
"A big cookie" grinned Harry.
"Fuck you" shouted Dudley but with a hint of a smile.
"Oh im sorry I didn't realise I said can I take a pack of your smokes" laughed Harry" What I meant was I AM taking a pack of your smokes, toodles".
Harry quickly scouted out Dudley's room before finding the smokes and leaving still listening to the curses coming from down the hall in the bathroom.
'What a start to the day' were Harry's last thoughts before he left the house to go shopping.
Walking towards the business part of town he took out a smoke and searched his pockets for a lighter.
Coming up with nothing he decided quickly to check how those new powers of his worked.
He slowly checked his surroundings for witnesses and, seeing now began to concentrate hard on the end of the cigarette trying to force his magic to light up the thing. He didn't want to use his wand because he thought now was a good time to learn how to harness his new powers.
Seeing the smoke was the only warning he got before it exploded in his hands.
"CRAP" he yelled quickly he dropped the smouldering bud of his smoke on the ground and trod on it.
Sighing quietly he pulled out the next one and tried again but this time he focused on the end of his cigarette burning instead of the cigarette in a whole and was rewarded quickly after as the end of his cigarette light up and smouldered brightly and he swiftly took a drag before continuing on his way looking pleased like a cat who had just outsmarted a rat.
Dramatically he threw the bud away as he entered the first store.
Clothes were the first target of the day and he was determined to fix his look with some stylish gear to go with his tattoos and attitude.
As soon as he walked in he noticed the blond behind the counter flicking through the pages of a magazine from one of the shelves in the store.
It was kind of hard not to notice her , a strawberry blond with a nice body certainly well up there with the best he had ever seen and she looked about his age if not a little older.
"Hey, err could you help me I kinda need a new wardrobe and im useless with this sort of stuff" said Harry nervously. he may well be the only hope for the wizarding world but he was no sex god when it came to talking to girls.
She looked up and blushed quickly before hurrying round to him and sizing him up eagerly "reeealy" she drew out "well I think I can help you with that" and then she laughed and walked over and closed the front door and locked it and smiled and his curious look
"Well we don't want to get interrupted now do we?" and grinned cheekily Before walking round and pulling clothes of the many racks at the store almost at random and walking back.
"Well take off your shirt and we'll see what will suit you" and his head spun around quickly to look at her and she seemed to blush slightly under his gaze.
"Whatever" he said and then slowly pulled of his huge shirt to show his chiselled chest and then he snorted at her admiring whistle.
He quickly looked up at her face and smiled at the pure lust in her eyes and on the inside he was cheering because now she was the nervous one.
"I think we can start with pants first" she smiled getting her cool back but he noticed that here voice was still shaking a little"but you can leave the shirt of it will only get in the way" she spoke hopefully.
Soon she had him going through numerous pants from leather to baggy.
She then got him to go through all the pants and pick out his favourites whilst stealing shuttering looks every time he wasn't watching.
Soon they had gone though all the clothes and found all the ones that sooted him before spotting something on the wall.
"hey Harry" having learnt his name earlier "pass me the that shirt up there" pointing to a black button up on the wall as he turned he heard her gasp and he felt her hands on his back "Wow these tattoos are gorgeous" she said softly before running her hands over his back.
Taking a gamble Harry turned slowly catching her lips on his. And she reacted almost instantly with her tongue dancing amongst his and soon Harry had lost all hesitations with advancing there 'relationship' to the next level and soon he was bare naked and losing something he had held for 16 years and was happy to get rite of.
Roughly an hour later Harry left the shop all his clothes on and the new bought ones on hand and left the store with a satisfied grin and to hear a girl call from behind him.
"By the way im Sarah" said the girl behind him.
Don't know weather to make Sarah a permanent character any suggestions.
Thanks to all the reviewers and to all the non-reviewers I say' go get cancer '
Sorry it took me so long to post but my computer stuffed up and stopped working and I had to wait till I got a new one but I will post more often now sorry people.
By the way I might accidentally put Australian accents on people
I don't do it deliberately that's just how I speak.
I need your views on what is the pairing in this.
im a tonks Harry or Harry older girl vampire or anything like that person and hate Ginny or Hermione it doesn't float my boat.
Cheerio.