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Hey reader :3

I'm giving you a chapter, so don't kill me- and don't kill me after you've read it because things happen.

Shit gets real, bros.

Shit. Gets. REAL.

(Oh, and I feel weird for asking this, but what ship is 'pepsicola' ?)

As they arrived at the restaurant, Karkat couldn't help but stare in awe at the amazing decor. "Shit, dude." He inhaled and exhaled slowly. "Heh," was all Sollux said before joining his oh-so-precious girlfriend at the door. He didn't get why he loved her that much anyways. She was creepy and obnoxious, and obviously needed some professional help. Gog.

"Aradia!" He heard a voice chirp. Karkat turned to see a rather attractive girl smiling at the couple. She had short hair that spiked up all over, and for a moment it almost looked like a blue-ish color. She wore a short, black dress equipped with blue and teal highlights and designs, and the same color makeup, save red lips. He had to admit: the color suited her very well.

It seemed as if they'd planned this beforehand, because before he knew it, they were all seated down at a table.

The spiky girl sat next to him, while Deadly-tits and Sollux sat on the other side of him. They ordered meals with intricate names, and waited. "So! You must be Karkat, am I right?" The girl said. Her voice was raspy, and somewhat high-pitched. Not at all unpleaseant. "Yea," he paused, only to collect himself, "and you are?" He huffed. The girl smiled widely, it almost looked flirtatious but he doubted it. "Terezi, Terezi Pyrope!"

Within the next 20 minutes, they received their meals, and began to eat. Terezi and Karkat spoke, while Deadly-tits and Sollux giggled and did over couple-y-lovey-dovey things. Suddenly, a voice: "Heeeeeee-hic-eeeeyyyy~" Karkat turned to see a very drunk Vriska. She'd hosted the party where he'd slept with Nepeta, and was now standing before them: drunk as fuck.

Karkat looked over at Sollux, and marveled for a moment, before looking back at the Scorpio. "Vriska, go home: you're drunk." The bee rolled his eyes, and turned back to his girlfriend, placing a small peck on her cheek, while Karkat wallowed in jealousy.

"Heyyyyy Karrkkatt~" Vriska, being the drunken fool she was, turned his head around enough so that he was facing her. "Can I-hic-I teelll yooouu.. a.. a.." She frowned, "A what?"

"A seecrett..?" she slurred. Gog her breath was foul. "Wha-" before he could finish his sentence, she kissed him. The crab grew angry and practically exploded right there. He shoved the girl off by her shoulders, stood, and stormed off towards the bathroom (the men's of course ;D)

Of course, Vriska followed idiotically, claiming he was playing hard to get and she'd get into his pants no matter what. As if that'd work.

"Fuck off Vriska!" He snarled as he turned around, facing the giggling girl with a glare. "But Karkaatt.." She leaned in to kiss him again, but he shoved her by the shoulders a second time, this time heading off to the back of the restaurant.

As he opened the door, Vriska tapped his shoulder, and he growled again. "VRISKA!" He bellowed, this time attracting several glances. "I don't like you! Nor do I want to kiss you! So BACK OFF." He shoved her one last time, before shoving the door shut, and stepping out into the cool night air. "Fina-fuckin-lly." He whispered, to no one in particular.

..

Karkat took a long drag of his cigarette, enjoying the feeling of the air caressing his hair and face. "Karka-" Karkat snarled, and shoved whoever was calling his name, thinking it was Vriska.

Boy, was he wrong. "Oh god." His eyes widened at the sight: Aradia lay on the ground, and blood leaked out of her mouth and from a wound on her head. Shit, what if she's dead? He thought.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck. Nonononononoono. He was panicking now, checking her pulse: nothing. She was dead, and he'd killed her.

She'd hit her head when Karkat pushed her, and fell. "FUCK!" Karkat hyperventilated. Oh god, oh god, he could see her.. her brain.

This couldn't be happening. She was.. dead (the irony). Fuck, he had to hide this up, he couldn't show Sollux, and he couldn't reveal himself. He had to hide her body, but where? He knew, he knew exactly where.

..

Karkat pulled his phone out, and dialed the number he knew the best.

"Sollux?"

"Hey, KK. Where'th AA? She went to get you, and she never came back."

Fuck, now he felt terrible. "She went home, saying she.. she had her period."

"WHAT? Oh god. Alright, I'm gonna finish dinner and then I'm coming home."

"I'm leaving." And with that, he hung up, and looked down at the body one more time, before grabbing her by the arms, and dragging her to his truck, which was conviently parked nearby.

The panicky crab stuffed her into the back while no one looked, and shut the door, leaning against it for a moment to collect his jumbled thoughts.

One, he killed Aradia.

Two, Sollux could not know.

Three, he needed to hide the body.

Four, he was freaking the fuck out.

LOL YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A NORMAL FIC?

NOPE.

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Also, I'll have you know: I'm really sorry for not updating really quickly, or having horribly short chapters.

I'm trying ;~;