Late disclaimer: The following is a purely fan made parody. All credit goes to Akira Toriyama, please support the official release.

Notes:

-Can anyone tell me how to do the line separation thing? I do that in my documents but they don't show up. For now I'll do *.

-I didn't plan this much, since this is my first story, I never expected it to still be alive. Suggestions welcome.

Frieza was clearly pissed. It was the 107368394th time someone had mistaken him for female. Perhaps it was the eyes? Or the face structure? Maybe. But definitely not the skin. It was pink and purple, which were manly, and that is what gave Frieza a power level of 530,000 in his first form. Kakarot was probably still clueless, as he was probably another stupid monkey. Who knew that THIS monkey cracked time and space? Stubborn Frieza sure didn't.

"As I was saying, I am a MAN! I have a-" oops, this story is rated K. Sorry about that.

Kakarot said, "Lord Frieza, do you have a mission or quest for me or something?"

"Hmm? What? Oh, right. I want you to retrieve the other four of seven wish-granting dragonballs that are found on this planet. Don't hesitate to kill anyone here, either."

"Excellent. Sounds like fun." Kakarot flew off, looking for the so-called "dragonballs". As the balls reacted to each other, Kakarot detected all of the artifacts using Frieza's dragonballs. They were all located in villages; Kakarot squished them like bugs. The four-star dragonball, however, was protected.

"Hand over the dragonball, and maybe I won't have to get my hands dirty… again," Kakarot said.

"Damn saiyan! Leave us alone!" a little Namekian boy piped up. His name was Dende, and he was obviously different.

"Pfft. How could a little child beat me, when an adult Namekian barely managed to lay a scratch?" laughed Kakarot. Next to him, a dead Nail lay silently, yet graceful. The fighter Namekians were trained to have dignity even in death. Nail would certainly be welcomed in the next dimension, meeting up with Yamcha and Turtle.

Dende took a step back. "I'm not a fighter Namekian, but I can still out-speed you! Try to catch me!" He used a great amount of effort, jumped, and flew off. Kakarot quickly caught up and smashed his head.

"What… are… Go… ku…?" Dende drew his final breath before dying. Again, Kakarot felt uneasy. Why did his long-forgotten Earthling name crop up again? That didn't matter; he needed to deliver the dragonballs to Lord Frieza.

Dende's head glowed a number 3.

When the dragonballs were delivered to Frieza, all of Kakarot's mistakes were made up for. Frieza had completely forgotten that Kakarot had called him a girl. He had immortality in his mind, and that took up pretty much 99.97% of it. The rest went to breathing and blinking.

"-, - -!" Frieza gave the command in the Namekian language, using a dictionary. Porunga, the Namekian God of Dreams, rose from the dragonballs.

"WHAT IS YOUR WISH? I CAN GRANT THREE WISHES." Porunga gave the offer.

Frieza rushed for his wish in the Namekian language. "[First, resurrect my dead mother! The queen must watch her son come to power!]"

Porunga brought Frieza's mother to Namek.

"[Next, I want a new planet of my own, greater than any other!]"

Porunga focused his energy, and then he created Planet Cold.

"[Finally, make-]"

Kakarot's saiyan instincts perked. He did not need a ruler. This was his chance to get rid of Frieza. No one knew, but he prepared his words in the sacred language already.

"[-Kakarot's power level rise!]" Frieza was too startled to react.

"I CAN ONLY MULTIPLY YOUR POWER BY TEN. ARE YOU SURE?"

"[YES!]"

"THEN SO BE IT!" Porunga powered Kakarot up, and then he left. Kakarot's power level was measured 3,200,000 before the scouter cracked.

"Damn you! You stole my wish!" Frieza was getting angry. He transformed growing taller and more muscular.

Kakarot barely tried to combat him; he merely blew the poor space tyrant away.

"DAMN YOU!" Frieza was out of control. He transformed, into his third form, with his overgrown skull. Kakarot laughed, and Frieza snapped.

"Die, you filthy ape!" This time was the last. Frieza transformed once again, into a smaller shape. He buffed up and charged an attack, the intensity similar to the sun.

"Burn with this planet!" Frieza launched his attack, but Kakarot grabbed it with his hands and crushed it. Frieza fell over, hopelessly overpowered.

"You've outlived your usefulness, Frieza. Now it's my turn to take over the galaxies."

Kakarot walked up to Frieza. Suddenly, a hallucination of Goku in Super Saiyan occurred, showing how Goku had attempted to spare Frieza. Kakarot shook his head and lifted Frieza up. He raised his palm and blew a hole into Frieza's heart, killing the ruthless ruler. The murderer was now murdered.

All of Frieza's henchmen surrendered, but Kakarot laughed and killed all of them, as "exercise". He boarded his space pod again, heading back to Earth. He had a feeling that the dead would rise and take him. Literally.

Terra examined Dende's corpse. The number 3 was still flashing; the Temporal Countdown. Soon, this universe will collapse. But it was happening too fast… Terra needed to get to work and stabilize the world. His parents were dead; he had no friends with even a strand of knowledge of his work, so he had no help. Terra killed his own brother in an attempt to hide his experiments, which would definitely be illegal.

The best scientist in the history of creation will now be the first to rule all of the worlds. With Bulma Brief's salvaged technology, and his gift of computer-savvy instincts, Terra managed to create a whole new world before destroying it, sating his new need for power. Absorbing the power of the dragonballs was not enough, and he needed revenge against the worlds so discriminate to the tsufuru-jin race.