Hey people of the universe. This is chapter 4, of my story. I hope you like it and sorry it took so long to update. Also sorry if there's any miss spelling in it. Not a great speller at all. Don't forget to review when done reading and I have to say that something funny is going to happen in this chapter. So read and find out what happens. Enjoy! Merry Meet, Merry Part, Merry Meet Again.
Fly On,
Selene Hudor Midnight
P.S. I don't own anything except for the advents that happen and the characters I made up. Everything else goes to Stephenie Meyer author of the Twilight Series. Enjoy!
P.S. S. This is dedicated to my two friends and one who you might know. She goes by VaraDynamixx3 on this website. They both helped me write this chapter by giving me an idea for it. Thanks you guys. And thank you readers for liking my story so far.
Twilight Saga-Fate Hates Me
Chapter 4, YES! NO!
By: Selene Hudor Midnight
UGH! School sucks. I'm just so glad its lunch time. One perk about my powers is that I can make my family act human more so than normal vampires. My whole coven can eat, drink, and sleep. I guess because I liked sleeping and I ate and drank a lot when I was human that I was able to have a power that made me able to make anybody, including myself have human traits.
I'm walking down the hall way to the cafeteria with my family. I'm chatting with the twins while we opened the doors of the cafeteria. Everyone voice in the room goes silent. Curious, I look up and right in front of me at a table are the people who I didn't even want to see for the rest of my life, but of course, fate hating me and all, I don't get my wish. Right there are the Cullens.
Alice with her brown-red pixie hair and body. Jasper with his messy, curly hair and lean body. Emmett and his big muscles and body. Rosalie the goddess with all her golden hair and perfect figure. And last Edward who broke my heart all those years ago. But I realized, Emmett isn't his booming self, Rosalie isn't her bitch like self, Alice isn't her bouncy self, Jasper looks like hell, and Edward is totally unfeeling. This makes me curious, but I shrug it off make my face as blank as possible.
My family knows what happened and hate the Cullens as much as I do. They don't approve of betrayal and dishonesty. So Col being himself, goes up to them with a huge grin on there face; says "Hi" and that he has something for them. They look at him as though he's crazy. The next thing I know, he's turned around with his pants and boxers pulled down, bent over and mooning them.
I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing, but cup my hand over my mouth and turning my head ever so slightly to the side, trying to hide it. My family, not caring, just out right laugh, except of D who's trying to keep a serious look on her face, but knowing she'll crack any minute.
"COLLIN!" Dominique shouts and ends up laughing hysterically.
My whole family and the cafeteria are all clutching their stomachs and laughing like there's no tomorrow while the Cullens are just sitting there shock stricken. I think Edward was the most surprised of all, being the gentleman, prude he is.I looked over and saw that Emmet was the only Cullen laughing. That's when I couldn't take it anymore, I burst out laughing, my bell like voice ringing around the cafeteria along with my family's.
After I became sober enough and the cafeteria settled down to just giggling or bursts of laughter, I walk up to Collin and shake my head at him with a grin on my face.
"Sorry about him. He can be...well...random," I explain. "But that's why we love him."
Dominique walks up to him, bends down, and gives him a kiss spack on the lips. She straightens up and gives the Cullens a smile. "Yeah, we wouldn't want him any other way."
I snort. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Shay walks up toward him, flashed from all the laughing and I believe the embarrassment from what her cousin did.
"Collin, pull up your pants," she tells him.
He raises his head to meet her eyes. "Why? I'm very conferable in this position."
She rolls her eyes. "Because your embarrassing me. This is SO not the place to do such a thing. Now pull up your pants."
"No. And how am I embarrassing you? I'm the one with his pants down showing his ass."
"Cause you are. Just pull up your pants Pervert Boy."
"Fine. But you know, I'll probably do something more embarrassing than this," he states while pulling them up and facing his cousin.
"Ugh! How am I related to you?" she complains.
"Me? Me? What about you? You're even worse," he shoots back.
"WHAT? Me? Me? I am definitely not worse than you!" Shay screams. "Am I?" she asks Leah.
"Um...uh...?" Leah stutters and looks away.
Shay has a bewild look on her face. "I am totally not like him! We aren't alike at all! I'm not worse than him!"
"Yes you are," Col says.
"NO!"
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"Oh My Gods! Can you guys just shut up for once! It doesn't matter!" Sarah yells over them. "GODS!"
They both glare at her. She just rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
"Yes!" Shay yells.
"No!" Col screams back.
"HA!" she exclaims. "I Wiiiin!"
"Not fair! You tricked me!" he complains.
"So...that doesn't mean anything."
"Yes it does! It means you cheated!"
"No I didn't! How could you think that! Me? Cheating?" Shay says, faking being flabbergasted.
"What? You cheat all the..."
"UGH! Stop already!" Sarah shouts. "I'm sick and tired of you guys bickering."
They flinch and mumble, "sorry", "whatever", "not worth it", "I know I won anyways, cheating doesn't count".
Shay is about to reply back, but the glare her twin, Sarah, shoots her silences her admittedly. She just pouts and crosses her arms over her chest and looks down.
I laugh and shake my head. I turn my attention back on the Cullens. "Yeah, well, you'll get used to all the craziness in this family. Just might want to clear out when Sarah, Shay, or I fight," I explain. "It might get messy," I whisper.
Their eyes go wide and their breathing stop. She laughs again and grins.
"Don't worry. I don't mean that. I mean more as though stuff will brake or crumble."
They nod mutely and keep staring at us as if we're lunatics...uh...well...I would say we are, but we would be boring if we weren't. Right? Like we always say, crazy people have more fun.
Just then the chime of the bell goes off, singling that lunch is over. Oh, wow! We forgot to get food...all well. We'll just grab something later.
Courtney steps up next to me and tell them we'll catch up at their house and we'll just follow them to their house after school. They agree, still stunned. We all grin and separate. Well, this will be interesting. I should really think of a prank or plan out what I should do to get back at them. Well, I have a whole free period to think of something. That should give me enough time to plan and get everything set up. I think I have the perfect prank to do. I smirk evilly.
Hey peeps. I hope you liked it and laughed too. I'm sorry if it took long to update. But I didn't know what to write and I needed my friend to proof read it before I posted it. Well, I'll try to post the next chapter as soon as possible. Thanks for reading. Don't forget to review or message me. Thanks! Merry Meet, Merry Part, Merry Meet Again.
Fly On,
Selene Hudor Midnight