I'm being generous and uploading 2 parts without requesting reviews! But I NEED them! So part 5 doesn't come out till I get 5 MORE reviews!
:) I'd totally appreciate it!
Rated T for language and mild mind-blowing randomness! But it's all in good fun, and I do ask you to enjoy!
It's Momiji's birthday party! But...
Part 4: Momiji's Birthday Party
There was a knock on the sohma door. Before Shigure's nerves even reacted, Ray-Ray slammed the door open.
"What the hell!?--oh, hi Kisa-chan!! ^_^"
"Momiji...birthday....party...." Kisa gasped, terrified to death.
Hiro walked out from behind Kisa.
"Kyo was right, you ARE crazy. Let's go, Kisa..."
Kisa shook her head. "I want neechan! NEECHAN!!"
Ray-ray flinched. "fine, fine, come in brat--I mean, Hiro. You too, Kisa-chan!" She finished, glomping Kisa before heading upstairs.
Sam was walking towards the kitchen when she saw them.
She drooled as she stared.
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-CUTE!!"
Hiro got a sweatdrop. "What the--"
Sam gave Kisa a nice simple hug as Tohru walked downstairs.
INNER TOHRU: WTF does she thinks she's doing with Kisa?
Kisa: Yay...new neechan...*gives an evil look to Tohru*
Tohru flinched and went into the kitchen, drank a glass of milk, and ran her skinny lactose intolerant butt up to the bathroom.
Kisa looked up at Sam, who was now hugging Hiro with her massive, over-sized boobs in his face, and he transformed.
Sam smiled. "Bweeheeheeheehee..."
Shigure walked in. "Hellow KisaHiro. What brings you here?"
"Momiji...it's his birthday party...we must...we must go!"
"Yay!" Sam jumped around happily.
Ray-Ray bounced down the stairs. "WO_OT! C'mon Kyo we're going to Momiji's birthday party!!"
"Not with YOU I'm not!"
Ray-Ray smirked. "Go or I'll kill you again!"
Kyo glared death at her. "For the love of God, fine then!"
"Yay!" Ray-Ray cheered.
"Yuki-san, will you be coming?" Sam asked him at the foot of the door with huge glitter eyes.
"I suppose," he answered quickly.
The group sucked up Hiro and Kisa like a magnet and headed to the party location.
Later...
"what the--why Chuckie Cheese, of all places!?" Kyo screamed seconds before the building even came into view. Now how is that possible?
"All right!" Ray-Ray yelled. "Pizza time!"
"Pizza time!" Sam repeated.
"Pizza time!" Kisa followed.
Those three marched into the building and our 3 men were speechless.
"I will never understand women," Hiro commented.
"However, we should enter," Yuki cleared his throat, and the three hesitantly pushed on.
When they walked in, it was a disaster. Pizza and cheese was all over the floor. Kids were running wild. And at the center of it all, covered in slop, wereour four youngins, just take a wild guess as to who they were.
Someone tapped Kyo on the shoulder and he nearly had a heart attack before turning around to find Chuckie Cheese himself standing there.
"Kyo!" it hissed.
Kyo screamed. "OMG. ALMIGHTY CREATOR. HALP."
Psh no way, this is too funny.
"Who the hell are you!?" he cried.
The over-sized costume pulled off the head to reveal...Akito.
"Akito-bastard!?" Kyo gasped. Before Akito could respond, Ray-ray punched him into the milky way.
"No one touches MY Kyo!"
Meanwhile, the only one who missed out was Tohru, who was STILL sitting on the toilet.
NEXT TIME!
What happens when Ritsu comes over to visit? Will the EArth survive! Find out next time!