Opheliafrump and Azzi: Thank you both for your reviews! Sadly, this will be the last chapter of the story, but I hope you will follow the instruction down below just one more time ;)

to all of my readers: Actually, I hate updating stories that fast, but today`s Christmas Eve and I promised it to be a Christmas-story. So here`s the last chapter! Enjoy and review, please!

Oh, I forgot: I do not own any of the characters. They all belong to the fabulous Mr. O`Brien.
I wish him and all of you a Merry Christmas! Enjoy the days with your families! Hevenu Shalom alechem!

Soon all of our beloved main actors were standing in front of a cosy flickering chimney, staring at five persons, which on their part were staring back at the intruders. By the looks of it, it seemed to be an ordinary earthen family: parents and three children.

"Er, who are you?" the man asked.
"We are Santa Claus!" Columbia beamed with joy and spread her arms.
"Er, actually we are not Santa Claus," she added as she saw the children`s puzzled looks, "but he is."
With that she pointed at Frank who was still staring at the earthlings.
"Frank," she whispered and gave him a slight nudge. "Go ahead!"

Frank freed himself of petrifaction and moved forward.
"Well... I think you need your presents," he said bluntly, not knowing what else to do.
These were earthlings!
Until now he had only used them for his pleasure, but now he had to give them pleasure!
He turned around and motioned Riff Raff to come over. Riff Raff hesitated but did as he was told. He handed the bag that contained the presents over to Frank.
"Well, let`s see," Frank said and grabbed a present.
"This one...," he turned to Columbia and shrugged his shoulders.
"This one`s a present from our lovely elf Magenta," Columbia took the present and gave it to the little girl that was eagerly waiting.
The blond little girl ripped the present open and glared.
"Er..., this is... this is some sort of a spray," Magenta explained and knelt down to be at eye-level with the girl. "If you want your hair looking gorgeous all the time, you just have to spray your hair. It`s a special red colour and I`m using it every day," she whispered into the girl`s ear.
The girl beamed a smile at her and curtseyed politely.

"Well, alright," Frank said, now eager to give his present to a very little boy that was standing in front of him. "This one`s for you, my dear."
The boy took the present and ripped it open, too.
"Mummy, what`s that?" he asked, holding some fishnet-stockings into the air.
The mother gasped.
"That`s... that`s...," she stammered.
"That`s a very comfortable and stunning looking way to place a greater emphasis on your legs," Frank broke in and smiled at the child. "Just take a look at my beautiful legs."
With that he removed the coat and stroked his leg with pride.
The little boy looked stunned at the man`s long leg, but then smiled and sat down to try on the fishnet-stockings.

"Hey, what`s the point of that?" the earthen man suddenly shouted and stormed towards Frank.
"That`s Christmas," Eddie obstructed him from doing Frank a harm. "Try this!" he said and offered a small bag with white powder inside.
The man hesitated but then took the bag, observing it sceptically.
"That`s dope," he concluded and looked sternly up to the big man in front of him.
Eddie smiled and shook his head.
"No, that`s freedom," he replied. Then he took the bag and opened it.
"Just try it!" he demanded and the man hesitantly took a breeze.
A few seconds later he started to smile.
"That`s good!" the man agreed and offered it to his wife.
"No," the wife stated with lifelong conviction.
"Trust me," the man purred and started to nibble at his wife`s ear. "Oh, you turn me on, my beauty."
The woman giggled. Then, after a short thinking she took the bag and took a breeze, too.
A few moments later, she was also nibbling at some delicate body-parts of her beloved husband, leaving the kids and the rest of the world out of her mind.

"Hey you," Columbia turned to another little boy that was standing besides.
The pale boy glared at her without any emotion and Columbia blinked.
"Er, Riff Raff, could you take care of that young man?" the groupie stumbled and gave Riff Raff a quick look.
"Of Course," Riff Raff snarled and shuffled over to the boy.
"You hate this whole charade, don`t you?" he said and motioned his head.
The boy just nodded. Riff Raff nodded too and picked something out of the bag.
"Just use this," he said and offered a present to the boy. "No one will nevermore pester you, believe me."
The boy took the present without a further word and took himself off into a dark corner where he inspected the rag he`d been given as a present.

"Alright, guys," Columbia suddenly shouted. "I`ve got something for all of us."
With that she conjured a plate of meatballs from nowhere and Eddie headed at full speed for the dainty.
"Oh, and Rocky, what do you have?" Columbia asked and smiled at the tall blond plaything.

"Hmpf," Rocky stated proudly and offered a plate of stones...

No one had ever dared to think of something mundane like this, but this special night our Transylvanians had learned how to lull the earthlings.
Years of searching had developed that the earthen race could be tricked very easily into believing everything.

Thanks to Christmas!