Max's POV
Where do you go when you have no idea how to do something? The internet. Once I got on I went straight to . I began to read.
How to Learn How to Cook was one of the listed articles. That looked promising. I moved my mouse over and clicked. I read the introduction. "Mankind has been cooking since primitive times. "Cavemen" may have eaten cooked meat once, when a beast was destroyed in a forest fire, but usually they'd prefer to eat meat raw," The introduction seemed unneccesary and extremly long so I just skipped over that to the next step.
Step One: Find a Recipe (Optional)
Kay, that seemed easy enough. Iggy keeps tons of cookbooks in the kitchen. One look at the title and I knew all these cookbooks were way too advanced for me. He must keep an ordinary cookbook somewhere! He has cooked a lot of ordinary food, spaghetti and burgers. But the only thing close to spaghetti was Tortellini with Pork Loin. Whatever the crap pork loin means. And the closest thing to a Big Mac was a picture of a buttery, moist steak, that looked like I could cut through it with my fork. It looked delish. Which is exactly why I can't make it. I don't have a low-self esteem or anything but I know what I am and am not capable of. I continued to rifle through the many cabinets. Oh that's where the paper clips are.
"You're not going to find any cookbooks here." I was so absorbed in finding a cookbook, I didn't even notice Angel coming up behind me. "Iggy memorizes all the easy recipes," Dang it. Oh well, step 1 was optional anyway. On to step 2!
Step 2: Gather the ingredients. Okay mikihow was officially stupid. Why would they say that finding a recipe was optional. Oh yeah, you might take the time to memorize the recipes like stupid Iggy!