I HEART GEEKS

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I HEART SMARTY PANTS

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The annoying sunbeams shone in my eyes and I closed them in annoyance. Where the fug were my sunglasses?

It was a hot Friday evening and I enjoyed myself in our villa's garden. It was quiet outside because we were outside Tokyo. I smiled and enjoyed the bliss of silence.

"Cassandra," I called one of our villa's maids. She was the one who was outside with me.

"Yes, miss Sakura?" Cassandra answered and ran closer to me.

"Where are my sunglasses?"

"They are inside. I will bring them over here. Which one you want, miss?"

"Prada," I smiled at her and she ran inside our large villa. I took a glance at it and sighed dreamy, staring at the white villa made butterflies fly in my stomach. How could I live without it? I couldn't even find answer.

Cassandra came back and gave me the sunglasses. I smiled at her as my thanks and she went back to her work, cleaning the swimming pool.

It was the beginning of May. I didn't want to think about the future. The finals were oh-so close and it made me want to throw up. Uh-oh, not cool.

My parents were with my sister in Tokyo. She visited us only this week. The surprise got sick two weeks ago and Misaki couldn't dare to bring it over to us. Now, curious about the surprise? Remember that I told you about her, being lesbian? You can forget it. She has a boyfriend.

When I opened our house's main door to let her in with her surprise, I wasn't ready to face a Bad Boy with my Lesbo-sister. I wasn't, seriously. That's why the first thing I asked to the Bad Boy was – Who the fug are you?

Misaki just had to turn red and he just had to smirk with a hello-sexy-thing smirk. His looks were screaming hot-hot-overdose.

Why could my sister get sexy beasts when I couldn't get losers?

Now, they, my parents and my sister with her boyfriend, were hanging out in Tokyo while I was sent here. Yes, you heard me, I was freaking thrown out from my house. Misaki's room was changed to a wardrobe room and she and her precious boyfriend had no where to sleep. That's why my father and mother decided that they should sleep in my room while I was in our summer villa for the weekend.

What the fug?

But hey, I wasn't mad. We had electricity, TV's, computers, laptops, Internet connection, swimming pools, maids, chefs and telephones in our villa. What could I want more?

If only today wasn't the Big Friday. The day when all the fun happened. Right now there was a big party at Sumire's house. Almost everyone, expect losers, were invited in the party. Everyone, expect loser, named Mikan Sakura. No, scratch that. I was invited. I couldn't be there thanks to my mommy and daddy.

I wanted to scream and kick something. Dang, I should go to our villa's training room. But I so not wanted to get out from the comforting folding chair.

"Cassandra, don't you want to carry me to the training room?"

She looked up from the pool's water and raised an eyebrow at me. I giggled and acted as I didn't say anything.

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I swore to myself that I will never ever go to countryside's store with high heels. The road was killing my feet and I already twisted my left foot. At last, I thought I did.

And no one was coming across the street. There were zero cars on the road and I felt like the only person in this world. Help! Dolce & Gabbana, where are you?

Bass, bass down low
Bass, bass, bass down low
I, I, I like my beats fast
And my base down low

My phone rang and I took it out from my Gucci bag.

Cold Bitch calling…

We, me and Sumire, were bored and came up with Hotaru's nickname. Yes, we were pretty tipsy at that night.

"Yes," I answered and listened to the music that came from Sumire's party.

"Mikan," husky voice said my name and I closed my eyes in annoyance. Daniel, Sumire's current boyfriend, was drunk again. I knew that he had something for me. I guess he finally got his courage to call me. And of course, he had to be drunk.

"What do you want, loser?" I loved him. Really. Uh-huh.

"I want to fucking fuck you."

"You're drunk," I said and hung up. It felt kind of good to be liked by someone but by a drunken guy? No, no, no.

When I got till the store, Daniel had called me eight times and sent me messages with dirty texts. I almost turned my phone off before Sumire called me. She sounded very sad.

"Mikan, Daniel broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him."

What the fug was going on there?

"Funny, he just called me from Hotaru's phone and told me that he wants to fuck me."

"W-what? How the hell he got Hotaru's phone? That douchebag." And she hung up. I guess I made her feel better. Maybe. I sighed and went inside the store. The store smelt funny. It smelt as dry hay.

There was only one person in it and it was a guy. Yes, my darling, in this creepy store was a really hot guy. I think I should write this in my LiveJournal when I will go back to our villa. Of course, if I will get there before the Big Bad Wolf will eat me.

Yes, today I watched the Red Riding Hood. Let's say, it kicks Twilight in the balls with action.

"Hello," I grinned at the hot seller. He only stared at me with wide eyes like I was insane. Creep.

I went to the coolest refrigerator and looked into it. Inside it were Coca cola, Coca cola Zero, Fanta and Sprite.

And that's all? What the hell? Yes, I used hell instead of fug. I am cool, I know.

I took three cans of Fanta and two of Coca Cola. Then I took chips and candies and an apple. I need to be healthy.

The hot guy pushed something into the cash register and a check came out. At last there was something that made me feel like in the 21st century in this forsaken village. I paid and grabbed my goods to go away. Before I left, the saller called me.

"Miss," he spoke. "Can I know your name?"

I smiled and turned around. It wasn't like guys never paid attention to me. I thought I was a hot thing. I tried to look beautiful with fakeness. Sometimes it worked. Like, today.

After ten minutes I was outside and smiling. I got his name and his phone number. We had a date today. I dialed Hotaru's phone number and waited. She picked it up pretty fast.

"Look, Daniel sent you those stupid messages. Don't think that I have something for you, okay?"

"Whoa, wait. What are you talking about?"

"Mikan?"

"No, it's Barbra Streisand. Of course it's me, Hotaru. Why are you asking?"

"Daniel took my phone and sent ten messages to some unknown number. And he erased my phone's memory. When I will get my hands on him, Mikan, I swear that I will cut his best friend off."

"You're so evil when you're angry. By the way, I have a date with a cutie. Swear this time that you will wish me luck with him."

"They always dump you in the end."

"Hotaru," I whined until I heard a low mumble from Hotaru. "What did you say?"

"Okay, I will, if you will promise me not to get in trouble."

"I promise, Hotaru Imai." I heard her laughs and smiled. I loved her. After all, she was my best best best friend forever and ever.

"Good, log in Skype at the midnight today."

She hung up and I was left alone. Again. I was walking by the road when a car (the only one I saw today on that road) stopped beside me. I raised my eyebrow and waited for one of the car's windows to open. The closest window rolled down and I met a pair of blue eyes.

I opened my mouth to acknowledge the guy who was staring at me as if I had a third eye and a tail. He swore and I closed my mouth.

"Didn't want to meet me that soon, honey?" I asked and smirked at him. It was the same guy from Alice Academy who called me as tramp. He will have to pay back.

"Who would like to meet you after two days?" He rolled his eyes as I gasped.

"Excuse me! Maybe change your attitude a little?"

"Maybe change your face?" He asked and raised his eyebrow. I opened my mouth to shout something back but nothing came out. I was left speechless. I blushed and he smirked at my expression.

"I thought you could do it with your money. You can't?" he asked and turned his head to the left to look better at me.

"Shut up," I shrieked and ran away from him and his shinny black car. High heels made the run slower but I couldn't stay there. He would eat me alive with his ocean blue eyes. For real, he was too handsome for me. It hurt to be hated by someone.

I looked at the ground and whimpered. I hated being hated. Everybody loved me; expect him - stupid blond haired boy.

After ten minutes I was in front of my villa's gate, being breathless. I pushed a button on the gatepost and the main gates opened. I ran inside them and the gates closed.

"Miss, what's wrong with you?" Cassandra asked me as I rushed inside the guest room. She looked confused. I guess that my bloody hazel eyes gave something away.

"I hate guys, who think that they are the smartest people in the whole world. They should change their lines because they already get corny."

"Someone's in bad mood?"

"Bingo!" I shouted and ran upstairs. I needed to talk with Hotaru Imai. It didn't matter that she said to call her at the midnight, I needed her now.

I dialed her number and waited for her to pick up. When she did it, she sounded dozy.

"Yes, Mikan?"

"I need to talk with you." I sobbed and fell in my king sized bed.

"What is it?"

"Do you know a boy whose name is Ruka? He has blue eyes and blond hair." I asked her, opening my laptop that was placed on my bed.

"I think that I do. What do you need from him?"

"Make him regret that he called me as Alice Academy's tramp." I commanded and hung up. I knew that Hotaru was able to make someone's life in Alice Academy miserable. I smirked and opened Alice Academy's home page. There, in student's forum, I typed Ruka's name and his profile opened up.

Ruka Nogi will regret calling me as a tramp.

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A/N- Barbra Streisand, woo woo woo woo.

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~LCG