Dear diary
Lolerskates, today was soooo funny! Me and the girls were in math, and of course Edward was there. Damn, I think that boy's stalking me!
Over the loudspeaker, we heard Edward being called into the "headmaster's office IMMEDIATELY". He jumped up like a little jack-in-the-box, and packed his bag and left in three seconds FLAT.
Then Jessica Stanley and Lauren…something skidded their chairs over to our desk. They told us that Edward apparently thought I was the most beautiful girl to come to this school (Jessica practically turned green) and had spray painted this on the side of the school!
But then Jessica (who by the way is a well known SLUT) said that "she didn't think that was true".
She then sat there looking waaay smug until Angela said
"You're obviously desperate for someone to ask, so I will. Why?"
Jessica then said because she did Edward in a broom cupboard before math. Skank. I just smiled and said very superiorly
"Aaww, poor Jessie! It's ok, one day you'll meet a boy with low standards, and very bad eyesight, and you'll be valued for something other than the fact that you're willing to do a boy who needs to get rid of I boner I gave him. Maybe"
The bell rang, and I smiled smugly as we left, Jessica fuming and Lauren giggling hysterically.