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This is Moonstar coming at you with another episode of Fionna and Cake, featuring the first appearance of Tree Trunks! I have noticed that there are about 3 other people who have started making their own gender-bent series. This saddens me, but I won't say anything about it! XD! ALL OF IT IS COPYRIGHTED!
CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:
Tree-Trunks—the male version of Tree Trunks is seen with a gray mustache and a green, see-through visor. He also has a few wrinkles on his trunk. This may imply that he is also old, like his female counterpart. He also wears a bright blue ribbon on his tail. He has thicker eyebrows than Tree Trunks. Like how Tree Trunks loves apples, he loves peaches. He is kind-hearted.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.
Wall of Flesh—The Wall of flesh is a gooey substance that can form itself into a wall. It has two eyes. One is next to its mouth, while the other is on the part of the creature that is on the ground. It also has one mouth. It is peach colored.
Diamond Guardian—the diamond guardian is a person made out of diamonds and can shape into any person or thing. It guards the Golden Diamond Peach.
Diamond lizard—is a monstrous creature that lives in the Wicked Evil Jungle. It has transparent blue skin that allows anyone to look at its organs and insides. Its weak spot is in its brain and hitting it will instantly kill the beast.
Evil Vine Beings—are creatures made of vines that live in the Wicked Evil Jungle. They are all made of dark green vines tangled together in the form of a body with eyes and mouths coming out.
Undead bees—are a type of bug/creature that live in the Wicked Evil Jungle. Although they appear evil, they are actually kind-hearted and harmless. They appear as black-and-white skeleton bees with stringy wings.
TREE-TRUNKS
A small, blue caterpillar crawled up to a large plump peach and opened its mouth wide―
A ruby sword split the peach in two. The caterpillar screamed.
Cake and Fionna cheered, waving their swords around, standing in front of two piles of peaches, one with freshly-picked ones and another with cut ones.
"Oh, girls and their swords," Tree-Trunks sighed from inside his hose. "You girls, stop horsing around with my peaches!"
"Aw, Tree-Trunks…" Fionna and Cake pouted.
"Now, come on over!" Tree-Trunks told them, "I baked ya'll a peach cobbler!"
Fionna and Cake cheered.
"I'm going to eat it all before you even get there!" Fionna told Cake, running to Tree-Trunks' house.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cake cried.
"Peach cobbler!" Fionna cheered, coming into the house as Tree-Trunks set the cobbler on the table.
"Don't let her eat all of it!" Cake whined, trying to get past her.
Tree-Trunks chuckled. "You girls behave yourselves and sit down."
A small fly landed on the cobbler.
Tree-Trunks gasped. "Shoo, fly! Get off my cobbler! A fly landed on my cobbler. That's no good."
He walked over to a trash bin and tossed the cobbler in it. "Good riddens."
"Why are you throwing the cobbler away?!" Fionna cried.
A swarm of flies landed on the dirty cobbler. Cake and Fionna screwed their faces in disgust.
"Flies wanted it, they can have it." Tree-Trunks said dramatically.
Cheerfully, he walked over to the oven and said, "Anyways, don't ya'll worry, because a new cobbler's coming in the wag of a bunny's tail."
"New cobbler?!" Fionna and Cake exclaimed. They cheered and sat down at the small table.
"Here you are," Tree-Trunks said, setting the cobbler down on the table.
"Whoa." Fionna gawked at the sight of the cobbler.
"Come on," Tree-Trunks said, "Dig in."
Cake and Fionna took two pieces of the cobbler and stuffed it in their mouths.
"What 'cha think?" Tree-Trunks smiled.
"Besth peath cobber ever!" Cake said through her stuffed face as Fionna took another piece.
"Oh Cake," Tree-Trunks sighed, "Thank you. But that isn't the best peach cobbler."
"What are you talking about, Tree-Trunks?" Fionna asked, taking another piece. "What can be better than your peach cobbler?"
"You ate all the cobbler…" Cake sighed, looking into the empty pan. She began to lick away the remains.
"Fionna," Tree-Trunks said slowly, "What would you do if you could do anything?"
"Anything?" Fionna repeated. "Well, I'd catch a comet and ride it into space to fight aliens!"
"I'd carve my face into the sun so the sun would like my face," Cake said.
"What would you do, Tree-Trunks?" Fionna asked him.
"I would go pick…a peach."
There was a small silence.
"…"
"…Lame." Fionna said.
Cake slapped her arm.
"I'm sorry," Fionna said quickly, "I-I mean, it's just that you pick peaches every day!"
"This peach ain't like the kind of peaches I pick," Tree-Trunks said dramatically. "They say it's the peach of peaches."Cake took a sip of coffee. "The rarest kind of all. Legends call it The Golden Diamond Peach."
Cake spat her drink in Fionna's face. "THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!"
"Where is it?!" Fionna demanded.
"I heard that it grows in the deepest end in the Wicked Evil Jungle."
Fionna whooped. "Tree-Trunks, you've got to go pick that peach!"
"Yeah!" Cake agreed.
"What, me?" Tree-Trunks exclaimed. "Oh no, I'm just a little elephant. I'm not cut out for adventuring."
"Tree-Trunks!" Fionna cried. "This is your dream! Think about eating that peach with your own mouth!"
"Or your trunk!" Cake agreed.
"Imagine the flavor."
"And your satisfied face!"
"Really?" Tree-Trunks smiled. "You think I can handle the Wicked Evil Jungle?"
"Yeah!" Fionna said, "And we'll help you!"
"We love you, Tree-Trunks!" Cake gave him a small hug.
"OK, I'll do it." Tree-Trunks said. "Call me, Adventurer Tree-Trunks!"
"I love being so high up!" Tree-Trunks said, riding on Fionna's shoulders through the Wicked Evil Jungle.
"I can take you even higher on my shoulders, Tree-Trunks!" Cake said, demonstrating by stretching taller than Fionna.
"No, Cake," Fionna told her, "He has a weak heart."
"Oh, yeah."
They walked on for another minute until Fionna and Cake came to a stop. They looked down at the sticky, gum-like flesh-colored stuff they were standing in.
"Ew," Fionna said, "Why is the ground all squishy?"
"Whatever it is, I'm liking it," Cake said, sitting down in the stuff.
"I wanna try!" Tree-Trunks said.
"Okay," Fionna took him off of her head, "I'm cool with letting you do whatever you want."
Tree-Trunks laughed. "It's like some kind of cookie dough."
A large green eye came out of the stuff. It growled.
Tree-Trunks turned around. "Oh. Hello."
"Huh?" Fionna and Cake turned around. "Uh, Tree-Trunks, stay away from that."
They both turned around and yelped when they saw that the stuff has formed a wall over them, with sprouting arms and eyes.
One arm punched them in their stomachs and sent them collapsing to the ground.
"You're going to get it, wall of…sticky…whatever-you-are!" Fionna said, punching and kicking the wall to no avail.
"An eye," Tree-Trunks said. He looked at a pair of pointy teeth. "And a mouth! Well, I think I got the perfect them for him-or-her." He reached into his basket. "Stickers!"
The wall stared at him wildly.
"Be careful, Tree-Trunks!" Fionna told him, "This wall is evil!"
"Here's a princess sticker," Tree-Trunks said, posting the brunette sticker onto the monster. "And here's a scratch-and-sniff sticker, smells just like a cucumber! Oh! And this one's a holographic duck one! Only it has a beaver tail…Hm…"
The wall grabbed him. "Oh, what are you doing?"
Fionna turned around and gasped. "Huh? TREE-TRUNKS!"
The monster opened its car-sized mouth.
Fionna withdrew her ruby sword. She ran to the wall, jumped, and sliced off the arm that was holding Tree-Trunks.
The wall screeched and took captivity in a tree. "You'd better stay in that tree!"
"Tree-Trunks," Fionna turned to the elephant, "Were you putting stickers on that evil monsters?"
"Yes." Tree-Trunks said. "I thought it needed some tender love and affection."
A bony, bee-like bug came up to him. "Ooh! What a pretty bumble bee!"
"Tree-Trunks?" Fionna called out to him as he followed the bee. She slapped her forehead. "Cake, I just realized that Tree-Trunks is old and bonkers. We can't take her through that Wicked Evil Jungle."
"Ah, he'll be fine." Cake told her. "Everything's fine."
"But the monsters!"
"It's fine, it's fine!"
"Are you sure? Cos he has zero adventurer training!"
"Yeahyeahyeahit'sfinehe'llbefineit'sfineit'sfineit 'sfine!"
"Maybe it is fine," Fionna chuckled. She turned around. "Tree-Trunks? TRE-TRUNKS!"
As Cake and Fionna continued to call their friend's name, Tree-Trunks was following the bee deeper into the forest. Some vine-covered trees he walked past started to shake. The vines slithered off and began to form various, monstrous beings. They followed him.
"We've got to find him, Cake!" Fionna told Cake.
Cake hopped onto her back and Fionna began to run deeper into the jungle, both of them calling his name. "TREE-TRUNKS!" "TREE-TRUNKS!"
"And here's your mug, and here's my mug," Tree-Trunks said, setting out a small picnic.
"TREE-TRUNKS?!" Fionna and Cake called. "GASP!"
They saw the vine-beings closing in on him.
"And here's your biscuit," Tree-Trunks said, handing one of the vine-beings a biscuit.
It slapped it down.
"Oops, you dropped it!"
"TREE-TRUNKS!" Fionna cried. "RUN!"
"Oh, hey Fionna." Tree-Trunks said.
The vine-beings turned to Fionna and Cake angrily.
Cake jumped off of her friend's back and Fionna drew her sword again, saying, "Time to call your daddies, evil vine-people!" She ran with her sword up high.
Fionna sliced one vine person down the middle. Cake cut one in half by using her legs like scissors. Fionna took on two more, cutting their heads off.
"Patience, now," Tree-Trunks told the vine-people as they closed in on him, "There's enough coffee for everyone."
Fionna pushed her way through the vine-people and grabbed onto Tree-Trunks, crying, "NO!"
"Oh, what a nice hug," Tree-Trunks said as the vine people scratched Fionna's face twice.
"I'm not hugging you! OW!" Fionna told him as they continued to scratch and punch her. "I'm trying to-OUCH-SAVE YOUR LIFE! THERE'S TOO MANY!"
"Fionna?" Cake said. She crushed another vine-person angrily.
Cake pushed through the crowd. She put Tree-Trunks and Fionna under her and swelled up, sending the vine-people flying.
Cake rolled through the trees and opened like a blanket, setting Fionna and Tree-Trunks free.
"Oh Fionna," Tree-Trunks said, "That tea party was crummier that a day-old cookie."
Fionna groaned in pain. Her eyes was swollen and purple, her face was badly cut, and her cheek was puffy. "Tree-Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you! Look at my jacked-up face!"
"Are mad at me?" Tree-Trunks asked, his eyes shining with tears.
"No," Fionna sighed, "I'm not mad at you. You're too super-cute for me to be mad at you." She picked him up and hugged him. "And you're a top-notch adventurer. Now, let's go find and eat the life out of that Golden Diamond Peach together."
Out of nowhere, a lizard-like monster with shiny eyes and transparent blue skin came out of the trees.
"DANG IT!" Fionna said.
"You go fight," Cake said, taking Tree-Trunks from her friend's arms. "I'mm keep Tree-Trunks out of trouble."
"Awesome." Fionna drew her sword once again and charged to the lizard.
"Uh, Cake," Tree-Trunks said, "I think Fionna's getting jacked-up again…"
"Yeah. Fionna can handle it. She's 13."
"I think I know a way to help her out."
"Uh…You should stay here, Tree-Trunks."
"But Fionna said I was a top-notch adventurer!" Tree-Trunks said promptly. "And y adventurous instincts are telling me to trick that lizard with my charms and intelligence."
"Uh, no way!"
The lizard suddenly stopped fighting as Fionna drew up on it. She stopped.
She looked to the front of the lizard to see that Tree-Trunks had se up a game of chess.
"Huh? What are you doing here Tree-Trunks?" Fionna asked. The lizard's tail swatted her.
"I'm helping you beat this man with my intelligence." Tree-Trunks answered, moving his king.
"It's not a man!" Fionna said, trying to cut away the vine-like things that were sprouting from the lizard and were swatting at her. "IT'S A LIZARD, MONSTER, RUBY-BRAINED THING!"
"Even monster lizards get lonely, Fionna."
"CAKE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH HIM!"
"Sorry. He overpowered me." Cake said, her face stuffed with peach cobbler.
"GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"
"Huh?" Cake turned around. "Uh-oh."
She ran up to the monster and kept it's mouth shut as it wriggled and squirmed, knocking over the chess game. "FIONNA! KILL IT!"
"I can't find it's magic-diamond weak spot…" Fionna said.
She saw a green diamond shining through the lizard's transparent skin, exactly where it's brain would be. "Oh! There it is!"
She struck her sword in the diamond, and the lizard disappearing into thin air.
"I did it!" Tree-Trunks said, "I helped! I'm the smartest adventurer in the world!"
"Tree-Trunks!" Fionna said, "You're not an adventurer! You nearly got yourself killed again! DO YOU WANT TO DIE, TREE-TRUNKS?! IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK ADVENTURERS DO?! DIE AND MAKE ALL THEIR FRIENDS FEEL TERRIBLE THAT THEY COULDN'T SAVE YOU?!"
Tree-Trunks' eyes began to overflow with tears.
"Whoa, girl," Cake said to Fionna, frowning.
"I-I'm going home now," Tree-Trunks whimpered, walking away.
"Tree-Trunks…" Fionna sighed. "TREE-TRUNKS!"
"Don't follow me!"
"Oh, Fionna," Tree-Trunks sighed, walking through the jungle. "You shouldn't yell at people who just want to help you."
He gasped.
"Man," Fionna sighed as Cake balanced her ruby sword on her muzzle. "I was only yelling at him because I care about his safety."
"That's what happens when you care too much, girl," Cake replied.
They heard Tree-Trunks yelp.
"Tree-Trunks!" Fionna and Cake said, following the voice. They gasped.
"Fionna," Tree-Trunks said, "I found the Golden Diamond Peach!"
He was standing in front of a diamond tree with ruby sparkles dotting it. It was no wonder how the Golden Diamond Peach got its name: The peach had the texture of a diamond, but was as shiny and beautiful as gold.
Fionna and Cake cheered and ran up to Tree-Trunks. "Yeah!" "Wahoo!"
"Tree-Trunks," Fionna said sadly, "I'm a huge butt-girl for getting mad at you. I'm a huge fart. I was only upset because I love you and I don't want to see you get hurt."
"That precious, Fionna," Tree-Trunks said, "And I'll accept your apology if you let me kiss your cheek."
"Uh…" Fionna flushed red. "I-I don't know, I…"
"Whoa, girl," Cake said, "Let him kiss your cheek. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity."
"Whoa, girl. Let him kiss your cheek."
Fionna and Cake turned to see two conjoined diamond-clones of themselves staggering towards them.
"I don't know." The diamond Fionna said in a watery voice.
"A diamond guardian!" Fionna said. "Tree-Trunks, stay out of the monster battle this time. I don't want to see you get hurt."
"Alright," Tree-Trunks said sadly, "I promise I will."
"Radical." Fionna said. She turned to the diamond guardian. "Back off, you!"
"Back off, you!" The Diamond Fionna said.
"Stop copying me!" Fionna yelled, running towards it with a fist.
"Stop copying me!" Diamond Fiona yelled, running toward her with a fist.
Their fists collided with a THUNK.
Fionna whimpered. She drew back her hand, which was pulsing red with pain. "OW!"
"Fionna!" Cake said.
She stretched towards the guardian angrily. Crystal Cake copied, and their heads collided.
"Ow…" Cake whimpered, rubbing her head.
"It's copying everything we do!" Fionna said.
Tree-Trunks was playing with some toadstools when the same bony bee as before came up to her, playing a tiny saxophone. "Hey! It's my bumble bee friend! That's precious!" He began to lightly dance to the music the bee played. Soon, other bees came playing more instruments.
Fionna and Cake watched as the bees buzzed around her, playing musical devices.
"Woo!" Cake said, "Shake it, Tree-Trunks!"
"Woo!" Diamond Cake said, "Shake it, Tree-Trunks!"
The guardian turned into Diamond Tree-Trunks, dancing as Diamond bees swarmed around her.
"Jam-clam!" Fionna cheered. "Let's beat it up while it's copying Tree-Trunks!"
But as they ran to Diamond Tree-Trunks, Diamond Fionna and Cake sprang out of her and punched them away.
"Dang," Cake said, "This is barf, Fionna."
Fionna looked at the real dancing Tree-Trunks, then at Diamond Fionna, Cake, and Tree-Trunks. "Oh man. I'm a total moron. We got to fight this one Tree-Trunks style."
"With our wit and intelligence?"
"Yup."
Fionna sat on Cake as the Diamond guardian copied their every move. The real Cake grabbed Tree-Trunks and stretched to the Golden Diamond Peach, and Diamond Cake followed.
"Hey, Diamond Guardian!" Fionna said to it, "Are you okay with Tree-Trunks taking a bite of that peach?"
"I'm okay with it," Cake said.
"I'm okay with it."
"And I'm stupid."
"And I'm stupid."
"You heard the guardian, T.T.," Cake told Tree-Trunks, stretching him to the peach. "Eat that peach!"
"Okay!"
He took a bit, juicy bite out of it.
"Woo!" Fionna said. "How does it taste, Tree-Trunks?"
"Yeah, how is it?" Cake asked eagerly.
Tree-Trunks froze.
He exploded.
Fionna gaped. She looked at Cake, who gaped at her. They both looked at the diamond guardian, who gawked back at them.
FACTS:
· When Cake stares at the camera, her eyes are wider than usual.
· At the beginning, Cake is shown to have an iron-gray sword with a strip of gold running along the middle and an eye on the handle.
· This is the first episode to be named after a character.
· In the original episode, the three of them go after the Crystal Gem Apple, but in this, they go after the Golden Diamond Peach.
· In the original episode, they go into the Evil Dark Forest, but in this, they enter the Wicked Evil Jungle.
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